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Title: My cheeky Centipede.
Post by: leefer on Tuesday, April 21, 2009, 18:11:51
I invested a sum of money for a slave centipede..i got him home from the pub and he cooked me beans on toast..followed by a hot milk...he put the hoover round and put the rubbish out..i was well pleased.next morning he cooked me a full English and ironed my clothes...i was chuffed,value for money...i shouted down from my bed for him to get me a paper from the newsagents...i dozed off for an hour and he wasnt back..so i shouted down to him,hey centy wares my paper..he replied give me a chance will ya ime still putting my shoes on.


Title: Re: My cheeky Centipede.
Post by: donkey on Tuesday, April 21, 2009, 18:13:19
Bring him on a half time in the animal cup final.  Can't be arsed with the whole joke. :)


Title: Re: My cheeky Centipede.
Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, April 21, 2009, 18:31:02
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/80/Centipede_arcade.png


Title: Re: My cheeky Centipede.
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Wednesday, April 22, 2009, 08:40:41
AHHH that game rocked!