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Title: How gay are you?
Post by: yeo on Sunday, April 19, 2009, 19:14:42
http://www.channel4.com/life/microsites/G/gayometer/gayometer.html

im 40%,I seceretly wish i was gayer :)


Title: Re: How gay are you?
Post by: suttonred on Sunday, April 19, 2009, 19:22:55
33%  although that would have been lower with the cleansing lotion or soap to wash my face, Soap? Wash?


Title: Re: How gay are you?
Post by: LucienSanchez on Sunday, April 19, 2009, 19:23:00
26%


Title: Re: How gay are you?
Post by: Luci on Sunday, April 19, 2009, 19:23:08
43% for me!


Title: Re: How gay are you?
Post by: suttonred on Sunday, April 19, 2009, 19:25:29
Hope Ironside sees this thread!


Title: Re: How gay are you?
Post by: Bogus Dave on Sunday, April 19, 2009, 19:26:00
26%


Title: Re: How gay are you?
Post by: Spencer_White on Sunday, April 19, 2009, 19:26:12
0%

Although I havnt actually done the test.


Title: Re: How gay are you?
Post by: Batch on Sunday, April 19, 2009, 19:26:40
36% Gay. Hmmmm.


Title: Re: How gay are you?
Post by: Nomoreheroes on Sunday, April 19, 2009, 19:27:14
23%


Title: Re: How gay are you?
Post by: yeo on Sunday, April 19, 2009, 19:27:53
0%

Although I havnt actually done the test.

Denial ,tut tut..


Title: Re: How gay are you?
Post by: yeo on Sunday, April 19, 2009, 19:29:12
Im the gayest bloke,who'd have thought it.


Title: Re: How gay are you?
Post by: Spencer_White on Sunday, April 19, 2009, 19:32:26
Im posting this from my phone in Faringdon park public toilets.


Title: Re: How gay are you?
Post by: Simon Pieman on Sunday, April 19, 2009, 19:34:40
20%

I started to worry when that meter went up to 100% then realised it wasn't the result haha.


Title: Re: How gay are you?
Post by: Luci on Sunday, April 19, 2009, 19:35:00
20%

I started to worry when that meter went up to 100% then realised it wasn't the result haha.

hahahaha me too!


Title: Re: How gay are you?
Post by: yeo on Sunday, April 19, 2009, 19:35:28
They're locked 24 hours a day,try the Town Gardens.  :D


Title: Re: How gay are you?
Post by: Ginginho on Sunday, April 19, 2009, 19:37:33
23% gay.

Does that mean i'd shag 23 guys out of 100?  :eek:

Yeovil, you're first ;)


Title: Re: How gay are you?
Post by: DV on Sunday, April 19, 2009, 19:38:36
23%

I feel I gained some % because im my mothers favourite. I'm the only one so she doesnt have much choice. Favourite by default.


Title: Re: How gay are you?
Post by: Spencer_White on Sunday, April 19, 2009, 19:39:33
20%

Although as has been said before, I got the fear of God put into me when that needle went to 100%.


Title: Re: How gay are you?
Post by: yeo on Sunday, April 19, 2009, 19:40:56
23% gay.

Does that mean i'd shag 23 guys out of 100?  :eek:

Yeovil, you're first ;)

woo hoo!


Title: Re: How gay are you?
Post by: Nemo on Sunday, April 19, 2009, 19:41:58
26%

I'm glad it didn't ask me any questions about the ownership of Spandau Ballet or Blondie albums.


Title: Re: How gay are you?
Post by: ronnie21 on Sunday, April 19, 2009, 19:42:15
They're locked 24 hours a day,try the Town Gardens.  :D
Perhaps he's locked himself away!


Title: Re: How gay are you?
Post by: Rich Pullen on Sunday, April 19, 2009, 19:53:31
23% I scored. My missus scored 43%


Title: Re: How gay are you?
Post by: yeo on Sunday, April 19, 2009, 20:02:50
I wonder why we dont have an openly gay person on the forum,I wonder what they would score.


Title: Re: How gay are you?
Post by: Spencer_White on Sunday, April 19, 2009, 20:04:50
You could get a username for North Stand Chat?



Wahey!


Title: Re: How gay are you?
Post by: Luci on Sunday, April 19, 2009, 20:06:19
I actually think Yeovil is the only one thats been totally honest on it...


Title: Re: How gay are you?
Post by: A Gent Orange on Sunday, April 19, 2009, 20:08:17
46% Mainly because I'm shit at DIY I guess.

That and the question about anal fisting.


Title: Re: How gay are you?
Post by: yeo on Sunday, April 19, 2009, 20:11:28
Damn,ive been out gayed !


Title: Re: How gay are you?
Post by: A Gent Orange on Sunday, April 19, 2009, 20:17:29
Don't worry I'm actually far too scruffy to be gay. And my knowledge of interior design is poor.

I blame too much listening to Collins and Herring and his constant talk of bumming..


Title: Re: How gay are you?
Post by: Simon Pieman on Sunday, April 19, 2009, 20:22:01
I actually think Yeovil is the only one thats been totally honest on it...

So you lied on some answers then?

I told the truth, I thought I would inevitably get a higher score and play into Yeovil's Si Pie is Michael Crawford fantasy.


Title: Re: How gay are you?
Post by: Luci on Sunday, April 19, 2009, 20:23:39
Hehe noway!  Or else I'd be less than 43% :D



Title: Re: How gay are you?
Post by: Spencer_White on Sunday, April 19, 2009, 20:26:09
Half way gay!


Title: Re: How gay are you?
Post by: Simon Pieman on Sunday, April 19, 2009, 20:30:15
Hehe noway!  Or else I'd be less than 43% :D



Or you would be higher if you didn't lie!



Title: Re: How gay are you?
Post by: swindon_chick on Sunday, April 19, 2009, 20:34:56
33%


Title: Re: How gay are you?
Post by: Ralphy on Sunday, April 19, 2009, 20:35:04
46 %


Title: Re: How gay are you?
Post by: No Longer Posh Red on Sunday, April 19, 2009, 20:40:37
16%,  I'm too old to be Gay


Title: Re: How gay are you?
Post by: ibelieveinmrreeves on Sunday, April 19, 2009, 20:41:51
30% apparently. That was enlightening.


Title: Re: How gay are you?
Post by: jonny72 on Sunday, April 19, 2009, 20:43:58
I got 50%.

What is wrong with having a facial care routine and liking flowers?


Title: Re: How gay are you?
Post by: juddie on Sunday, April 19, 2009, 20:45:22
30%. I feel disappointed.


Title: Re: How gay are you?
Post by: Ironside on Sunday, April 19, 2009, 21:03:06
Hope Ironside sees this thread!

16%!

Reckon it's because I have to shave my head to avoid the combover!

I hate homo's.


Title: Re: How gay are you?
Post by: leefer on Sunday, April 19, 2009, 21:13:03
40%...but that could be down to the leather trousers in my youth!


Title: Re: How gay are you?
Post by: flammableBen on Sunday, April 19, 2009, 22:18:23
I'm 36% gay. I thought it might be more than that.


Title: Re: How gay are you?
Post by: reeves4england on Sunday, April 19, 2009, 22:24:36
A mere 26%, was worried it would be much higher!


Title: Re: How gay are you?
Post by: Bennett on Sunday, April 19, 2009, 22:45:50
26% also, which i'm shocked about!


Title: Re: How gay are you?
Post by: Miss Angry on Sunday, April 19, 2009, 22:58:16
50%


Title: Re: How gay are you?
Post by: herthab on Sunday, April 19, 2009, 23:04:25
33% Anyone who knows me knows I'm very sensitive.


Title: Re: How gay are you?
Post by: Doore on Sunday, April 19, 2009, 23:12:25
26%.  I'm surprised it's so low - the rumour mongers amongst my mates will be positively horrified.


Title: Re: How gay are you?
Post by: flammableBen on Sunday, April 19, 2009, 23:14:05
Of course that does means you'd like to have sex with 1 man for every 3 ladies.


Title: Re: How gay are you?
Post by: Doore on Sunday, April 19, 2009, 23:15:44
3 ladies?  If only.


Title: Re: How gay are you?
Post by: Arriba on Sunday, April 19, 2009, 23:16:27
23%


Title: Re: How gay are you?
Post by: flammableBen on Sunday, April 19, 2009, 23:18:26
It's probably best to save up all the men and get your ratio in check with a big gay orgy. That's my plan anyway. The more ladies I sleep with, the bigger my gay orgy can be.


Title: Re: How gay are you?
Post by: Simon Pieman on Sunday, April 19, 2009, 23:20:08
I think the closest you'd get to a gay orgy is if your future self went back in time and gave your present self anal sex


Title: Re: How gay are you?
Post by: Doore on Sunday, April 19, 2009, 23:20:51
T
It's probably best to save up all the men and get your ratio in check with a big gay orgy. That's my plan anyway. The more ladies I sleep with, the bigger my gay orgy can be.

This should be government policy to tackle teenage pregnancy.  If every 13 year old kid was told that for every 3 young girls he sleeps with, some Gary Glitter lookalike will bugger the shit out of him, they'd probably think twice.


Title: Re: How gay are you?
Post by: flammableBen on Sunday, April 19, 2009, 23:21:40
Either my future time travelling self doesn't actually discover time travel (unthinkable) or he has better things to do and has forgotten :(


Title: Re: How gay are you?
Post by: flammableBen on Sunday, April 19, 2009, 23:22:42
T
This should be government policy to tackle teenage pregnancy.  If every 13 year old kid was told that for every 3 young girls he sleeps with, some Gary Glitter lookalike will bugger the shit out of him, they'd probably think twice.

You'd get a lot of sketchy people applying to be the Gary Glitter lookalike.


Title: Re: How gay are you?
Post by: Simon Pieman on Sunday, April 19, 2009, 23:24:34
If your present self didn't give consent to your future self, would it be rape?



Title: Re: How gay are you?
Post by: flammableBen on Sunday, April 19, 2009, 23:26:50
Possibly. I'd be the victim and the defendant.

Luckily a man cleverer than me has already considered such things.

http://dawnofthejed.com/2009/04/02/man-found-guilty-of-bumming-himself/


Title: Re: How gay are you?
Post by: Simon Pieman on Sunday, April 19, 2009, 23:32:26
I reckon if your future self was clever enough he could get away with it. Go back in time to a date when you were mentally drunk and wandering the streets in your boxer shorts or similar and your present self would have no idea what or how it happened. In fact this could be exactly what happened to you.


Title: Re: How gay are you?
Post by: flammableBen on Sunday, April 19, 2009, 23:39:37
It could well be. Although to be honest I'm not sure I'd say no if my future self came back and demanded sex, unless he was horribly disfigured or something. Oh no! I'm going to have a horrible time travelling accident and end up horribly disfigured. The evidence is so stacked up it's pretty much proof.


Title: Re: How gay are you?
Post by: swindonbob on Monday, April 20, 2009, 06:06:57
26% - pleased with that


Title: Re: How gay are you?
Post by: Samdy Gray on Monday, April 20, 2009, 06:19:41
:eek: 60% gay.


Title: Re: How gay are you?
Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Monday, April 20, 2009, 07:47:26
im about to take this but can i state pre test that i will happily become ahomo if before hand i can join in with miss angry and luci.


Title: Re: How gay are you?
Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Monday, April 20, 2009, 07:51:37
hahaha im 83% gay, brighton is definatley rubbing off on me.


Title: Re: How gay are you?
Post by: sheepshagger on Monday, April 20, 2009, 08:11:35
43% - worrying !!!


Title: Re: How gay are you?
Post by: Don Rogers Shop on Monday, April 20, 2009, 08:18:31
16%


Title: Re: How gay are you?
Post by: herthab on Monday, April 20, 2009, 08:22:32
16%

Bollocks! You're much gayer than that.


Title: Re: How gay are you?
Post by: Don Rogers Shop on Monday, April 20, 2009, 08:30:12
If it had mentioned bums n stuff then it may have been higher


Title: Re: How gay are you?
Post by: Danjackson10 on Monday, April 20, 2009, 08:47:05
15% for the forum nurse!


Title: Re: How gay are you?
Post by: Chubbs on Monday, April 20, 2009, 08:57:28
13%


Title: Re: How gay are you?
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Monday, April 20, 2009, 09:07:29
Shall I get the gays at work to do it and see what real gays get?


Title: Re: How gay are you?
Post by: Ben Wah Balls on Monday, April 20, 2009, 09:15:13
I wonder why we dont have an openly gay person on the forum,I wonder what they would score.
I can't believe you would forget pinky swindon. He scored 100% by the way! I got 36%.


Title: Re: How gay are you?
Post by: Bob's Orange on Monday, April 20, 2009, 09:22:47
23%


Title: Re: How gay are you?
Post by: BANGKOK RED on Monday, April 20, 2009, 10:06:08
23%


Title: Re: How gay are you?
Post by: dell boy on Monday, April 20, 2009, 11:03:20
36% - I've been told loosen up my straight friend!!!

Most of my parts are fucking loose these days - hair, tummy, bollocks etc.


Title: Re: How gay are you?
Post by: Melksham Red on Monday, April 20, 2009, 11:06:58
A slightly concerning 46%


Title: Re: How gay are you?
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Monday, April 20, 2009, 11:18:51
36%


Title: Re: How gay are you?
Post by: Samdy Gray on Monday, April 20, 2009, 11:31:37
36%

Only 36%? You must've cheated you big poof.


Title: Re: How gay are you?
Post by: nevillew on Monday, April 20, 2009, 11:33:59
hahaha im 83% gay, brighton is definatley rubbing off on me.

Well that would contribute greatly to the 83%, I'd imagine


Title: Re: How gay are you?
Post by: JPC82 on Monday, April 20, 2009, 17:34:45
im 60% gay


Title: Re: How gay are you?
Post by: Don Rogers Shop on Monday, April 20, 2009, 17:36:55
Really? That suprses me


Title: Re: How gay are you?
Post by: Spencer_White on Monday, April 20, 2009, 17:37:36
hahaha im 83% gay, brighton is definatley rubbing off on me.

Are you sure you didnt get the very first question wrong?


Title: Re: How gay are you?
Post by: yeo on Monday, April 20, 2009, 17:42:32
I dont think Colin and Justin are that Gay!

83%! I salute you.


Title: Re: How gay are you?
Post by: No Longer Posh Red on Monday, April 20, 2009, 17:55:00
:eek: 60% gay.

Well you idol is Valentino Rossi ;)


Title: Re: How gay are you?
Post by: Samdy Gray on Monday, April 20, 2009, 17:59:07
I'd happilly turn for Valentino.  :gay:


Title: Re: How gay are you?
Post by: leefer on Monday, April 20, 2009, 18:26:32
16%

Ime ashamed of you!


Title: Re: How gay are you?
Post by: ghanimah on Monday, April 20, 2009, 18:56:06
23%


Title: Re: How gay are you?
Post by: sergeant_wilson on Monday, April 20, 2009, 19:08:19
Is there anyone on this forum who is actually properly openly gay?


Title: Re: How gay are you?
Post by: JPC82 on Monday, April 20, 2009, 19:09:21
Is there anyone on this forum who is actually properly openly gay?

that depends, would u be interested if i was?


Title: Re: How gay are you?
Post by: leefer on Monday, April 20, 2009, 19:19:27
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay


Ime JUST very happy thankyou.


Title: Re: How gay are you?
Post by: sergeant_wilson on Monday, April 20, 2009, 19:22:18
that depends, would u be interested if i was?

If you were gay you would have a nice gay avatar like mine :-[


Title: Re: How gay are you?
Post by: larwood on Monday, April 20, 2009, 19:23:17
that depends, would u be interested if i was?
:D

30% for me.  :zzz: Obviously my avatar choice hasn't been taken into account.


Title: Re: How gay are you?
Post by: Ardiles on Monday, April 20, 2009, 19:28:23
33% for me.


Title: Re: How gay are you?
Post by: leefer on Monday, April 20, 2009, 19:30:54
:D

30% for me.  :zzz: Obviously my avatar choice hasn't been taken into account.

And i thaught your Avatar was the great fast bowler!


Title: Re: How gay are you?
Post by: Don Rogers Shop on Tuesday, April 21, 2009, 08:09:44
Ime ashamed of you!
Sorry, i can pretend to be manly


Title: Re: How gay are you?
Post by: yeo on Tuesday, April 21, 2009, 08:58:53
JFW have your work gays done it yet?


Title: Re: How gay are you?
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Tuesday, April 21, 2009, 09:00:30
NO!!! soz - Gay Husband is out of the office till tomorrow and my bosses were having the most massiveist arguement yesterday so I felt it best not to ask!!

Ill get James to do it tomorrow for me!


Title: Re: How gay are you?
Post by: Sussex on Tuesday, April 21, 2009, 09:25:07
50% gay. I've no problem with being in touch with my feminine side. I was honest, but it's a bit high for my liking!


Title: Re: How gay are you?
Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Tuesday, April 21, 2009, 10:31:04
hmm, i much higher than everyone else. Plus i fancy Patrik Berger.

Its a mod thing.


Title: Re: How gay are you?
Post by: Gazza's Fat Mate on Tuesday, April 21, 2009, 11:01:46
40%


Title: Re: How gay are you?
Post by: Luci on Tuesday, April 21, 2009, 11:44:59
I'm a bit disappointed we don't have a token forum Gay.


Title: Re: How gay are you?
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Tuesday, April 21, 2009, 12:48:31
me too! Im a great Fag Hag


Title: Re: How gay are you?
Post by: Peter Venkman on Tuesday, April 21, 2009, 12:50:18
16% apparently I am way too straight for these modern times!

Bollocks!


Title: Re: How gay are you?
Post by: Fred Elliot on Tuesday, April 21, 2009, 13:03:43
20%


I may have lied a little bit


Title: Re: How gay are you?
Post by: pumbaa on Tuesday, April 21, 2009, 17:59:03
33%. Is that good or bad?


Title: Re: How gay are you?
Post by: leefer on Tuesday, April 21, 2009, 17:59:43
20%


I may have lied a little bit

A little bit Fred?...another lie.


Title: Re: How gay are you?
Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, April 21, 2009, 19:24:38
I'm a bit disappointed we don't have a token forum Gay.

A filthy female one would be most welcome


Title: Re: How gay are you?
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Wednesday, April 22, 2009, 08:24:16
Just to let you know that a REAL LIFE gay got 63%


Title: Re: How gay are you?
Post by: suttonred on Wednesday, April 22, 2009, 08:49:26
He needs to re evaluate his tendencies then!


Title: Re: How gay are you?
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Wednesday, April 22, 2009, 08:51:57
The thing at the end said he wasnt a gay cliche just get but all the girly girls love him


Title: Re: How gay are you?
Post by: Sussex on Wednesday, April 22, 2009, 08:53:25
Just to let you know that a REAL LIFE gay got 63%

So Mex is more gay than a real gay!


Title: Re: How gay are you?
Post by: yeo on Wednesday, April 22, 2009, 08:53:48
Im half as gay as a real gay and Mex is more gay than a real gay.

Thank the gay for setting the standard.



Title: Re: How gay are you?
Post by: yeo on Wednesday, April 22, 2009, 08:55:03
Is it wrong to take pleasure in refering to someone as "the gay" ?


Title: Re: How gay are you?
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Wednesday, April 22, 2009, 08:57:46
The gay says no problem he was glad to help set the gay standard

As he calls himself "A gay" I dont thinks theres a problem  :soapy tit wank:

I have a theory - I think Mex pretends to be a gay so woemn flock round him - then he moves in for the kill!  ;D


Title: Re: How gay are you?
Post by: THE FLASH on Wednesday, April 22, 2009, 09:12:10
30% 


Title: Re: How gay are you?
Post by: Samdy Gray on Wednesday, April 22, 2009, 16:45:30
Just to let you know that a REAL LIFE gay got 63%

Fuck. I only scored 3% less than a real gay. Should I be worried?


Title: Re: How gay are you?
Post by: axs on Wednesday, April 22, 2009, 16:47:55
Fuck. I only scored 3% less than a real gay. Should I be worried?

Only if you fancy men.


Title: Re: How gay are you?
Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Wednesday, April 22, 2009, 17:02:59
The gay says no problem he was glad to help set the gay standard

As he calls himself "A gay" I dont thinks theres a problem  :soapy tit wank:

I have a theory - I think Mex pretends to be a gay so woemn flock round him - then he moves in for the kill!  ;D

wouldnt dream of it.


Title: Re: How gay are you?
Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, April 23, 2009, 17:22:12
Tails is definitely gay. He tried to bum me in the middle of the football match last night.


Title: Re: How gay are you?
Post by: donkey on Thursday, April 23, 2009, 17:42:39
Tails is definitely gay. He tried to bum me in the middle of the football match last night.

Good tackle.


Title: Re: How gay are you?
Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, April 23, 2009, 17:44:18
I didn't feel a thing