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Ive been having some really odd dreams lately.

In one dream I was driving a white van around collecting big bits of meat and chucking them into the van.

In another I booked a late holiday,went to the airport and lost my Passport, then when I found it I remembered it was out of date so I got a train home. That one was odd because it was so real.

analyse these dreams..

You're stark raving bonkers!

I quite often get the forget the passport dream...I put it down to worrying about things like that when you're going abroad, so it makes a big impression on your head.  Are you planning a trip?

A forgetful butcher?

I wish i had exciting dreams. The most exciting one i had was when i made too much rice for my dinner, so put some in the fridge. Try and explain that

Nope,I get a nose bleed if I go to Cheltenham.

I once had a dream where I travelled to Antartica where there had been an oil spillage.  My job was to clean all of the penguins with just my toothbrush.  I failed and was attacked by a herd of oil covered penguins.  I did not get back to sleep that night.

The holiday signifies that you want to get yourself away from familiarity, possibly your comfort zone because the airport suggests you are going far far away from familiar territory.

You then get to the point where you can get the plane and leave your 'normal' life behind, yet you lose the passport and find it again. This signifies you are toying with an idea - you initially dismiss it (the act of losing the passport) but then find it (building up the courage to act on your decision). The final point about the passport being out of date shows that your mind is actually made up for you and you decide it's best to return back home to your usual life.

It's probable that you've developed strong feelings for a male companion and have been deciding whether to tell him. This would of course be the unfamiliar territory that was suggested earlier. The passport fiasco identified as toying with the idea of going through with something is you toying with the idea of telling your friend. I think it's highly likely that your friend just bagged himself a lady though and so you feel you cannot tell him now - just like the passport stopping you from getting on the plane you've been stopped by a preventative things beyond your control.

This would also link to your other dream...you want to put your meat into the van, which as it happens, signifies your male friend.

I hope that helps.

Ok dr spock, what does diving off skyscrapers with hundreds of  vampires diving after you mean? (seriously this is recurring!) oh and i'm not a vampire and cant fly.

I dream of naked women doing unspeakable thnigs to me, beer and scoring thev winning goal for Town in the FA Cup final - maybe I'm a weirdo.

Not at all - I think we all have this dream on a regular basis.  Weirdly, in mine the naked woman is usually Moira Stewart.

That you watch Blade too much.

The other people were talking about dreams in their sleep.

You fancy your mum.

I had one last night where I got arrested and got banged uo with this fitty from work. was very enjoyable.

Well, I think I'm asleep but then I wake up at my desk at work. Am I normal or do i need to go on the Jeremy Kyle Show?

My dreams are mainly wet...

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I hope you wash your bed linen regularly.

Now and then, but if you want to come round, I'll do a special wash for you.

T
That is the oddest invitation I have ever received.  See you tomorrow about eight?

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Fuck me , we haven't lost yet, but brighton fans everywhere.

hehehe!