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Title: Friday joke Post by: Bob's Orange on Thursday, April 2, 2009, 13:16:08 A guy is sitting in the bar in departures at a busy airport.. A beautiful
woman walks in and sits down at the table next to him. He decides because she's got a uniform on, she's probably an off-duty flight attendant. So he decides to have a go at picking her up by identifying the airline she flies for, thereby impressing her greatly. He leans across to her and says the Delta Airlines motto 'We love to fly and it shows'. The woman looks at him blankly. He sits back and thinks up another line. He leans forward again and delivers the Air France motto 'Winning the hearts of the world'. Again she just stares at him with a slightly puzzled look on her face. Undeterred, he tries again, this time saying the Malaysian Airlines motto 'Going beyond expectations'. The woman looks at him sternly and says 'What the f**k do you want?' 'Ah!' he says, sitting back with a smile on his face. Ryanair Title: Re: Friday joke Post by: Rich Pullen on Thursday, April 2, 2009, 13:22:24 It's still Thursday right?
Title: Re: Friday joke Post by: Bob's Orange on Thursday, April 2, 2009, 13:38:49 It's still Thursday right? Fuck! I am an April Fool! Title: Re: Friday joke Post by: DMR on Thursday, April 2, 2009, 15:02:47 Sam Thomas' ride on Denman this afternoon was a fucking joke, now I'm out of dollar. Again.
Title: Re: Friday joke Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, April 2, 2009, 15:04:56 Mighty Man set the tone for my day I think Dave.
Title: Re: Friday joke Post by: DMR on Thursday, April 2, 2009, 15:12:39 Saving myself for Saturday now...
Title: Re: Friday joke Post by: ronnie21 on Thursday, April 2, 2009, 17:38:00 Sadly Exotic Dancer died after his race, heart attack!
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