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Doore is a cunt.

Well as doore has bottled it. How's everybody's day been?

Average. I've got a bit of a cough, which was fun whilst playing squash.

Less than average. Boring day at work.

Can I have first shouts on the film rights?

I slept then drunk some Wine and walked the Dogs.

Id like Christopher Eklestone to play me and Daddy from "the Dog Whisperer" to play my Dog.

I clearly spend to much time in the high numbers of my Digital TV

I slept off last night's booze, didn't do much else then went for a meal and to the cinema. All in all, a good day.

I'm debating whether to watch another film now because I don't feel tired.

Micheal Crawford to play Si!

One day I'll wear a beret just for you Yeovil.

Has anybody made a romantic comedy set over a football forum? They did that email one didn't they?

I might try and get a screenplay in early so that I can claim one of those studios have nicked the idea and claim millions.

i fucking love spotify i do

also i've recently discovered chai tea, it's nice

i told you all!!!! it's amazing

I like 2 bog standard tesco/sainsbury's/co-op teabags and 1 earl grey in a pot. I call it Ben's Blend.

I ate too much apple pie and custard and chocolate peanut tart and now feel fucking awful.

Reminds me of the time the posh London delicatessen "Paul" had free cake and I took four pieces and vomited all over Hyde Park.

other nice teas i've been enjoying are: twining's lemon grove (black tea with lemon, surprisingly) and rooibos chai

Don't get Reg started on mint tea, he gets all emotional

owwwwhhh the sugar pain is the worst pain, stupid greedy me

Do you think C4 or one of their production companies would be interested in making "flammableBen's Unemployed Nightmares"? Where I go about showing disillusioned unemployed people how to amuse themselves on no money?

Hello chaps.

I've had a mint day playing golf then BBQ'ing stupid amounts of delicious meat.

Did you make Death Burgers?

You'll need to send me the recipe, as my burgers were brilliant, but they were no death burgers.

The recipe for death burgers is so secret that even I no longer know it

i've been enjoying clipper lemony green tea and tesco green tea with "superfruits"

yes, superfruits! how can anyone not be compelled to buy a product with such a name? apart from the taste of shite naturally...

i bought some nettle tea also recently as er i thought it might be better than the green tea's...i've not had it yet due to the god awful taste of the green tea's

What you need Bennet is some nice Kalahari...

http://teahouseemporium.co.uk/onlineshop/product_info.php?products_id=196&osCsid=a3df10f65a348cd69feaef0a525bb068

I also recommend the Tropical Night and Little buddha

http://teahouseemporium.co.uk/onlineshop/product_info.php?products_id=253

http://teahouseemporium.co.uk/onlineshop/product_info.php?products_id=211

The shop is in Bath if you ever venture this way.

I drink that - its fine provided you drink it piping hot and dont leave the teabag in for too long but as soon as it starts to cool then its a bit ming

OMG half the TEF in (what my boss whould describe as) "drinking lesbian tea" shocker

I hurt so much. An 8 hour crash course in snowboarding yesterday has completely ruined my body.

FYI, Yorkshire tea, White, no sugar is my tea preference

We are Tea brothers. Yorkshire rules.

I try and drink green tea and herbal tea cos its supposed to be good for you,but it all tastes like Dish Water.

charlotte your boss i right, jesus wept.

tetley , milk no sugar.

Bollocks, its all about Assam. I make the best cup of tea ever. FACT!

Tetley or Yorkshire if we're talking normal tea. Milk no sugar

Twining's Earl Grey if i'm feeling posh or trying to impress. as above, less milk.

Can't beat a nice cup of English Breakfast, with one sugar(all you no sugar cunts make me sick).

Herbal teas are all good, provided they have a nice dollop of honey, otherwise they taste shite.

Coffee is better than tea, although I do drink a bit of tea now, after several years of not.