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Title: Maybe the Trust could look in to this?
Post by: LucienSanchez on Monday, March 16, 2009, 12:11:18
One way to help the team out i guess...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/7944919.stm


Title: Re: Maybe the Trust could look in to this?
Post by: Lumps on Monday, March 16, 2009, 12:15:40
You're thinking a couple of snipers in line with the edge of the 6 yard box at either end of the pitch? Possible I suppose..........


Title: Re: Maybe the Trust could look in to this?
Post by: LucienSanchez on Monday, March 16, 2009, 12:18:35
We've tried loan signings and 5 across the midfield with limited success... desperate times?


Title: Re: Maybe the Trust could look in to this?
Post by: Lumps on Monday, March 16, 2009, 12:20:32
I can't help but think it might be a bit of a "one-off" tactic?

I've the feeling games might get a bit tense after the first shooting.


Title: Re: Maybe the Trust could look in to this?
Post by: Bob's Orange on Monday, March 16, 2009, 12:26:33
Our fans would miss and end up killing Don Rogers who was just minding his own business drinking Bovril in his stand.


Title: Re: Maybe the Trust could look in to this?
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Monday, March 16, 2009, 12:37:44
I think its the only option left personally


Title: Re: Maybe the Trust could look in to this?
Post by: pauld on Monday, March 16, 2009, 12:39:14
We'd have the same problem paying for a sniper as we do paying for loan players - we'd still have to find one who could fucking shoot


Title: Re: Maybe the Trust could look in to this?
Post by: flammableBen on Monday, March 16, 2009, 12:42:56
Just tell Alan that they've been saying nasty things about him on internet forums.


Title: Re: Maybe the Trust could look in to this?
Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, March 16, 2009, 13:22:55
 :D


Title: Re: Maybe the Trust could look in to this?
Post by: Sippo on Monday, March 16, 2009, 13:24:54
Why shoot the opposing team players, I reckon shoot our own.


Title: Re: Maybe the Trust could look in to this?
Post by: axs on Monday, March 16, 2009, 13:41:44
We'd have the same problem paying for a sniper as we do paying for loan players - we'd still have to find one who could fucking shoot

The Red Army Fund could take on a whole new meaning..


Title: Re: Maybe the Trust could look in to this?
Post by: jonny72 on Monday, March 16, 2009, 13:46:27
I reckon we should sign the sniper - surely you'd have to be a real sharp shooter to hit a head shot on someone running from distance. That's just the kind of accuracy we need at the moment.


Title: Re: Maybe the Trust could look in to this?
Post by: ReadingRed on Monday, March 16, 2009, 17:06:46
Back in the sixties STFC used to have their own sniper... an old guy with a rifle who used to shoot down pigeons in the roof of the Town End!
Admittedly, the ground was empty at the time...


Title: Re: Maybe the Trust could look in to this?
Post by: Talk Talk on Monday, March 16, 2009, 17:10:56
Just tell Alan that they've been saying nasty things about him on internet forums.

I wouldn't be any good with a rifle. I might be able to catch them with a machete when they came close to the TE though.


Title: Re: Maybe the Trust could look in to this?
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Monday, March 16, 2009, 21:33:28
You'd never be let in with a machete on your person ;)


Title: Re: Maybe the Trust could look in to this?
Post by: sonicyouth on Monday, March 16, 2009, 22:50:28
We'd have the same problem paying for a sniper as we do paying for loan players - we'd still have to find one who could fucking shoot
and of course we don't deal with agents


Title: Re: Maybe the Trust could look in to this?
Post by: Power to people on Tuesday, March 17, 2009, 15:59:44
You've exposed our secret weapon to actually win a game