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georgeous day today,gonna hit the golf course.
what you dudes doing then?

Feed the squirrels, millets farm then a carvery then evening mass

I'm going to sew 2009's herb farm :)

Going for a drive later, been without my car all week waiting for it to be repaired so now I'm going to check its running ok, not wait till I actually need to go somewhere this time.

I will go out for a walk later, it is a beautiful warm morning.

Championship on now though so a bit delayed.

 Out on the bike....going to look for primroses.  Might be a bit early. 20-20 later on the box.

It's a lovely day, thats all i have to say for the moment

I'm going to take my life

it really is nice isn't it?
i'm going to potter about town, then cook a roast as the mrs's dad is coming over. then get a bit pissed, watch the rugby and soon it'll be monday!

Been playing with kids in the garden, later on we're taking them to the park on their bikes. Annoyingly, at some point today we've got to go and buy a new washing machine. The bearings (or something) have gone on the one we've got so it jumps about when it's on spin cycle, so when the missus comes to empty it, it's moved from where it was. It's starting to freak her out like it's got a poltergeist or something so apparently we need a new one. Even though we only got this one barely 8/9 years ago and it only gets used every day. Tsch!

Clean the shed out and get rid of all the thing's i've hoarded up over the years thinking one day that will come in handy.

Chop an alder tree  in my garden right down to about 15'.

It's huge and I'm a bit scared.

Are you allowed to do that?

You should be scared, I have a recent experience of falling out of a tree and it hurt.

I think a protest is in order. Rare wood peckers living in that tree.

getting on my bike and cycling down the south coast cycle route to worthing past the widewater lagoon. Buy some fresh fish from fisherman on worthing beach, cycle back and cook it. lush.

Not having an ice cream whilst you are on the seafront?
England by the sea in early spring when it isn't crowded, bloody beautiful.

Just got back from a 25 miler on the bicycle, might head into Bath or something now or maybe go and play tennis

i would be even fatter than i am now, im only live 50 yards from the front. where i live is never crowded even on the hottest summer day, I recommend it to anyone, shoreham beach. fucking lovely and only 6 miles from brighton, if you come down to brighton for a weekend and want a day on the beach worth the 10 minute trip out of the city to here.

Yeah it's in my garden and my property.

I've just been up it and no way am I doing this. You're right, it's just far too dangerous.

Does anybody know a good cheap tree surgeon?

I'm going for a ride on my Honda in the sunshine instead 8)

It is bloody lovely out, think I might pop down the local for one and sit in the beer garden.
Even thought about getting the BBQ out.

I was up at the earliest time since I started uni I think, just shot level par round Hayling Island, perfect. Gonna make some lunch then hit the common for a bit of frisbee, then squander the afternoon in the pub watching the Twenty20.

Mint.

Got a deadline for 5 tomorrow before print on Tuesday...
despite that, I'm about to go for a mozy round Carnaby street and Covent Garden , blow some of my wages, then a bit of grub.
Off to the imax tonight to see the watchmen. i bet it's going to be sheeeiiiiiiite.

Is that Southsea Common?  If so I spent many a hazy sunny day there playing frisbee.

Invariably completely off my face...lived in a big bollock flat on Clarence Parade.

Even had a luminous frisbee, that you could get glowing and play at night...mint indeed.

I took my Dog for a bike ride yesterday,up the old town railway line down to Coate water via the back of the Golf Course and back up the Lawns.He ran along with me all the way was good fun and nice and muddy.
No fun today though,got work later.:(

Peeled and parboiled the Potatoes, Sweet Potato and Pasnips ready for the roast later. And made the batter for the yorkshire puddings so it can rest for a few hours. Done some playing in the garden with my nephew.

Might have a little nap now, I'm a bit worn out.

Yeah go steady fB...you don't want to overdo it.

Re-pot some chili plants, move some furniture for my mum, give the fish some fresh water, sleep for 14 hours.

Played football this morning then went and watched the Under 10s I used to coach.

From under 10s to under 11s is when they go from 7 a side to 11 a side. They merged the A team and the B team I coached so wasnt need.

They won 6-2 and have won their league but miles. They've only lost once all season.

Very little to do with me personally but kind of rewarding watching it

really enjoyed my round.hit my irons really well,but my putting let me down big time.
kestrels and buzzards to be seen and the weather was ace.

I ran a half marathon

Which one, Dave?  (Fleet?)  Are you running London this year?

Baaf haaf. I dont think i'll ever run a full marathon, 13 miles is more than enough!

what time did you do it in Dave?

About 1 hr 53. I dont know for exact because the official times havent been released yet. Its a lot faster than i did the swindon one in, but it was soooooooo much easier. Fuck all hills

My daughter is sick and so I have stayed in all day.

Lots of football managering though, it looks as though I will keep Swindon up in their first season in the Prem. I also had a row with a hairdresser earlier, which was good.

Congratulations STFC Dave!

I have just totted up my score and realised I shot 2 over today but still claimed the win (mate Brooksy shot 1 over)... good thing we had to scamper cos the junior competition was starting.

I visited toooooooooo many pubs on my walk.
When you haven't draink for a while it is surpsiing how drunk you feel after 5 pints.


Nice though, cheap day out!!!

I went for a lovely walk around Peatmoor lagoon or lake? Im not sure what it is, but it was nice Then i waited an hour for a roast in the Woodlands... when it eventually arrived it was gross. Im gonna cook next week

Drove 200 miles with the sun glaring in my eyes, home just in time for the sun to disappear behind the clouds.

What did you think of the Wedge now it is a Hungry Horse Michelle? It sounds like the food has gone to shit.

It was ok as a Greene King jobbie, but my experience of HHs is not pleasant...

Ive wasted teh whole day, went out last night for teh first time in months and got a bit too drunk.  Played footy this morning hanging and my mate paddy put 3 past me inside 8 minutes (he seriously could of made it to a league club) came home mrs moody so walked dogs then ive pottered about doing some work.

Think I will pull out teh BBQ tomorrow night tho

I ate in there years ago n it was horrible so never tried agian... I didnt have high hopes with it being a Hungry Horse today but thought id give it a try as we quite often pop into Brookhouse for something quick cheap and easy. It just had no taste whatsoever... its a shame cos its really handy being able to walk there when im feeling lazy.

I like all the tvs though... you can watch the football form which ever table you sit at!

I went to the Wedge on Friday lunchtime and was surprised to learn it was a Hungry Horse. Food was slightly better than Brookhouse Farm but that's not saying much.

I work near there in a dungeon surrounded by barb wire - I think I'll escape to the Wedge one lunchtime to drink ale and dream of carp

Cooking (and then eating) a Sunday roast on a Sunday is one of life's true pleasures.

You at that high security computer centre?

Gulp. So do I.

i needed to go into town to get my mum a present, so ended up going for a bit of a drive in the sunshine whilst listening to the whitest boy alive then had a stroll around town for a bit. came home, played some fifa and started watching the t20 before deciding it'll only end in tears.

later i shall order a curry, play more fifa and perhaps watch bubba ho-tep.


on an unrelated note, i wish i'd gone to leeds. damn moneys

Not when you are trying to do it for one, its just a waste!

Stop hinting at me

:D

Still no job Sonic?

he was being racist and made a typo

I've always wondered about that building. I assumed it was a Nationwide cheque printing or card production centre. Oh - you don't need to confirm this if it means you will be marched outside and strung up from the high security fence - along with those microphones that will record your last screams.

Hmmm. I guess I might get abducted by the FSA for saying this.

nope, i've got my fingers crossed that mcdonalds get back to me this week

Backing singer?

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It looked nice from looking at the window at work! the sun beating through the poolside windows helped it reach 36 degrees so that was all good - not!!

Dave you beat my gay husbands time in the bath half so well done

Ahhh, another 'wider...

Another beauty down here today... beach it is

hovercraft over to ryde would be a good shout on a day like today dmr

Couldn't agree more

I might venture out soon. I have loads of stuff to do but due to losing half of a weekend I'm not ready to do anything constructive yet.

had a nice walk with the dog.there is a proper horse and cart traveller down dorcan way at the moment which was a surprise to see.

Bloody sunshine might ruin my nice pale skin. I'm staying indoors, with the curtains drawn.

yarp - hardly high security - I'll let you in - you'll never get out!!
Why the gulp - I know we smell down here but come on the basement rocks!sure is Lucien - it's going to be rank once Buster gets over here!!!!

weather like this really makes me long for summer. i hope we get a decent one this year.


i'd also really like to open the windows but they're muck spreading so it smells of shit outside.

I've just cut the lawn and induced a hideous dose of hay fever in my eldest lad  :(

supposed to continue for the rest of the week woop!

I used to do some contract work there, always seemed high security in those days!

I onced walked in with a box, walked into the server room unscrewed a server put it in the box and took it out the building. Easy...

I tried to go for a run today but was to fat,so I sort of ran and walked.(mid life crisis anyone?)

Behave.

You are still so young, happy birthday by the way ... you will soon walk and drive, then you know you've made midlife.

is that you on the other thread 'the crawl'.

No, really.

Then took it to WTC walked in with a box under my arm and into their server room.

Server room.

Behave.

call it what you want.

it still happened, I know because I was there!!

I know you were.

I saw a swallow today.

She usually spits.

Im no good at running either Yeovil dont worry
Maybe you could come to my cheer-fit classes instead?

Oh so that's what the pom poms are for? I'm quite disappointed now.

stop being a dirty perv - what the hell else would they be for?

Ive also got 12 girls for a half term cheerleading workshop over Easter half term!

My boss has brought horrid cheap ones for £2.99 a pair but Ive brought my own nice ones

We had the same problem with our Bosch, pauld, 3 months ago. Curry's had a bewildering
 range, we got a cheapo Hoover SE147 which was half the Bosch price, and hope it will last twice as long. ) 5 year gurantee on it.) Bet your other half has already made her mind up though?

Ordered something off Comet website Sunday night. Whether it's the best/cheapest or what I've no idea - she said "I want that one" so I got the credit card out. I know my place - I pay for stuff and don't argue.

One thing I did gather was that it was apparently absolutely crucial that whichever one we're getting has an 8kg load. "What are you planning on washing in there, cattle?" And a child lock. Which now has me slightly worried she's planning on washing the kids in it.

in a hours time im off work for 5 days, going down to coate water after work to play some golf, have a strol and feed the ducks :-)
The i guess i gotta start packing up all my shit into boxes.

Eeeeuuuhhh! Surely more hygienic to just flush like everyone else?

Well he is polish paul.

Hmm, suppose you can't polish a turd and all

Lies!

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Oh my God, ours has only a 7kg load! Perhaps our dog is safe now....

I've spent the morning in bed recovering from yesterday. I really shouldn't drink strongbow.

I suppose I should get up and about properly soon, but adding titles to my lovefilm list is keeping me amused. I'm going for a meal then onto the cinema later. I can't have too much sun, my pale skin will fry.

I am absolutely loving life at the moment.

Lectures done for the day. 8 tins of Olde English distributed around the golf bag, let's hit that course. Yes.

I have a cold :/

Ive just been to Trowbridge to run an errand for my boss

I saw some horrfic sights

acres of pasty untoned skin being flashed in various articles of summer clothing

ITS MARCH!!!!!!

im in bed with a fever, feel bloody awful! i actually get annoyed with being off work sick, its so boring!

Uni = students = lots of bare flesh = :D

Dave there is no uni in Trowbridge!! - no excuses other than mingy single mums and chavs

Lots of cans = brewers droop  :flaccid:

I think Dave is at a university and isn't in Trowbridge.

Apologies to anybody on here who comes from Trowbridge, but jeez - that town is a hideous dump. I worked there for 6 months at WCC and depressed myself regularly by walking around the town centre at lunchtimes.

I completley agree its vile

BUT on the plus side there was lots of horrid 80's style clothing in this cheapy shop there called select - Im going on an 80's themed hen night soon!

You could go as Boy George.

Wear your cheerleader stuff and go as Toni Basil.

yeah Im thinking of some kind of 80's aerobics instructor/cheerleading kind of thing

I wanted a Leotard but then thought of the camel toe reprecussions!

mmmm - toe of a camel

Get a mate, and go as pepsi and shirley.

Wear a cricket box

or maybe a pair of socks?

euuuuuww I do still wish to look female!

Known in ladies cricketing circles as a 'manhole cover'

ok how about an extra pair of pants over the leotard, in a kinda superman style? surely that would eliminate any camel toe'age?

I think I might just avoid a leotard all together!!

 :D

What a spiffing afternoon. Who'd have thought you'd get chucked off a golf course for rugby tackling your mate mid-bunker-shot...

 ::)

Go as Robert Webb as Flashdance. For some reason he didn't seem to have a problem with any camel toe. :o

I enjoyed playing football at lunch time today. But wasn't allowed to join in the match because I'm "too good"

they didn't actually say that, but I knew that was the reason

It's really hard to resist reinacting the football scene from Kes when playing against 9 year olds

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Look at the Morten Gamst Pedersen moment on 1:18, cracks me up

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hvLlKcJeyI

Lovely day. Went out with my sister and nephew for a wander. Ended up having a few beers in the pub. Happy days.

Decided to cycle to my mum's in Purton today. Was a nice ride down the old railway line behind Moredon power station, around Mouldon Lake and then up through The Pry into Purton.

Shame my brakes half jammed on though and were squeaking like a mo-fo all the way back.

I got my bike out a week or two ago, pumped up the tires and started cycling through Wanborough, my tires were flat again after 20 minutes.

I must have had my bike since I was about 12 though...

Mine were flat when I got the bike out of the shed and after 5 minutes of pumping I realised my pump was fucked and had to go and buy a new one. My tyres stayed inflated though :)

My back tire has had a slow puncture for years now but it was a very slow one. It needed pumping up once a monthish.

It was like that when I last used the bike last summer. New bike on the list of things I want when I start working again....

Thats a well nice route that, especially in the summer

I went for a wander around lawns and to pop in on my mum. Lovely day only slightly spoiled by being quite hungover.

Took my old girl to Brinkworth for a spot of lunch at Three Crowns (mrs moaned as at work so booked a table next week for her and me) then came home cut lawn and now working,  Playing footy late at faringdon - near on perfect day