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There are 2 rules for forum fight club.

1. no kung fu or any of that posh shit

2.girls have to fight in either mud or school uniforms (battle royale style)

let battle commence.

who wants some.

Nah, I'm a pussy.

So is this real fighting or e-fighting?

Can I can wear a Sumo Nappy?

Are we fighting or just abusing each other on the internet?  

you cunt!

why can't we all just get along?

Can I wear a normal nappy? Save me getting up to go for a shit.

we should have proper scrapping, that would soon sort the cliquey bollocks out.

I'll take that DRS, he seems a bit of a wuss.

fuck that, my face is way too pretty to have fists smashed into it! I'm out!!

i'll fight jpc

in boxing there is obvious weight divisions, so i think we should avoid that and do the opposite. therefore i challenge tails.

I'll take Si-Pie.

This isn't going very well. I can see all your faces, and although a bunch of fatties and a ginger should be all the motivation I need, I can't bring myself to be nasty.

ben isn't fat.

I think we should randomly pick new posters so as not to appear cliquey. I can see spike19 lurking. Let's 'ave it.

How about some fat obnoxious cunts and a ginger happy clapper?

Ben's a bit fat.

only problem is im losing weight like i have aids. im fucked within a month.

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lets bring the slags into this. fucking miss angry would get a right hander.

l will fight JFW then, as she lunges at me ill just try and touch her boob

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Victory!

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7aKNzB6pikI

'If you got some keys on you, stick 'em in your hand and make 'em count'

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As if either of you are that fucking skinny.

That's a perfect image of me!

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I'm definately winning.

Why is Si a funny colour?

I think you're strangling him.

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I thought I might have puked on him.

Love the 'tache.

tattos are for queers

You have got a bit of a pout going on there.

Shit if i had a body like that i wouldnt need a man! id just play with myself all day! I think i beat mex anyways as he seems to be punching himself!

i was having a quick wank and you caught me.

I'm afraid that all the steroids have left you with a very small penis.

Something you get used to over the years!

I'll fight all of you pussy nerdy cunts.

(Although the one I'd really like to batter is that prick Dave Russell)

P.S I wouldn't fight Miss Angry, I'd never hit someone as nice as her.

I will fight bart

I'd like to retract my post from last night.

I don't want to fight anyone.

Feel the love.

Fuck it, Im in. Weight Category 15st 10lbs, Height 6ft 2 Inches , Southpaw. Who fuckin wants some!!!

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Bring it on lightweight.

Sorry Batch, I fancy fighting a midget, Ash or DMR will do.

we should hire a boxing club and have proper scrapping, would be ace.

Yeah, I was washing my hair anyway.

Ive have a dance off with someone? cheerleader stylee?

I could do with the tension release :)

I don't think you're allowed to wank in a dance off mate. Cheerleader style or not.

I'll take any of you on in a fight/dance off/poetry recital.

Is that one thing or a choice of three?

I thought that the first rule of fight club was not talking about fight club.

Shhhhhhhhhhh!

There's a breathless hush in the Close tonight.....

I'd like to get into a fight with Brez,even though hes not on the forum.i bet we're all thinking the same thing.

he's got a terrible punch on him as well

all or any combo. I'll happily throw in karaoke and chess as extra options.

I'd love Herthab to offer me out, the silly middle-aged cunt.

I volunteer to wrestle with Miss Angry

Yeah, of course you would.

I'll take you up on all five as a best out of 5 random things contest. And I'll win.

You'd only give yourself a hernia or something.

Go and get drunk, take drugs and act like a dickhead.

It's what all the cool kids do.

I'm cool! WOOT

I think there'd be a queue behind him Dave.

Then I could get divorced, hang out with a load of kids on the internet half my age and ask for advice about how to give my girlfriend the boot on the web. That would be magic.

funny thread!

You know me so well. There's quite a few on here that are in their 30's, 40's, even a few in their 50's. Age is but a number. If I get on with someone, I get on with them. Age isn't a barrier.

Whether you were 16 or 66 I'd still think you were a little prick.

I know nothing about this tiff and am not siding with anyone, but I reckon the words "I've asked people on an STFC forum for advice on our relationship" would probably do the job.

Right then, time for the bullshit to stop. Lets sort out the matches. please select the weight division that you think is right for you.

Light...10 stone and under

Middle... 10-12 stone

Light heavy...12-14 Stone

Heavy ....14-17 stone

Fat Cunt...17 stone and above

Once you have entered a category i will sort out the bouts 

Middle

Light Heavy

heavy

I hope Im light!

Im making my own extra light division and thats the one i will be in, you can come to if you want jfw... but there will be no girl on girl fights... i only want to hit men!

I'm not saying a word

 :D

You dont need too! :)

OK! bushey Boy will be in our section anyway! ;)

Light Heavy

Middle

Heavy.

I'm heavy, but not by much. Can we have a middle heavy category so I can I feel better about myself?

Middle...

Ok, just for Spacey we can also have cruiser weight

Heavy for me!

Im Fat Cunt ..just :D

Will I be fighting myself?

Nah, im sure GFM is over 17 stone as is JJEdmund or was it Arriba? 

im just under fat cunt :) ace. so im heavy, bring it on i take all challenges

Middle.

nope, i'm right there with you.

I reckon that'd be quite good fight. Didn't you beat up teachers when you were younger or did I imagine that? I like to imagine things.

sure, why not?

i'm not 17 stone.around 15 and 6'3 tall

Thank fuck you dont sit in front of me!

leg room can be a problem.luton was the worst place i've been for that

Middle

Light Heavy.

Light Heavy.

First bouts are.....

Sonic vs Yeovil

Spacey vs Talk Talk

Mex vs Me

Arriba vs Lucien

Usual rules apply, no kicking, biting, head butts or stabbing....Letssss get ready to rrrrrruuuuuummmmmmbbbbblllleee!!!!!

Am I supposed to do something?

I don't think Fogster's thought it through.

can i just buy you a pint instead?

Can you buy me a pint?

fB Update:

Managed not to get to sofa and slept on chair after lots of red wine last night. Now on sofa under duvet. Ally won't be awake for hours so I'm posting on here.

Wondering if cigarette will make me feel better. Glad I'm not getting train back today.

Are you in bed with Ally?

Nah. He's in his bed for a change.

sure, once i've got a job.

basically, don't hold your breath...

fB update:

Cigarette double edged sword. Realisation that lack of non-alcoholic beverage drinking over 3 days is a bad idea hitting home.

fB Update. Can I get away with a cheeky wank?

er.did i win?

NO!! not if Ally there? unless you are gayers?

He's in another room so it's ok.

Oh OK - wank away then

I think I just heard ally moving. might be a bit risky now.

Why couldn't you have given permission earlier?

sorry - I apologise - maybe just carry on anyway???

urgggh - enough of this tomwankery

Oh god. Super awkward scenario.

Did you spunk on his laptop?

he walked in just as you were finishing?

Or were you wanking over the queen or something like on peep show?