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like,s proper smashed it off the floor theres' wahgrte water everywehre

Go to bed, sleep it off. Deal with it in the morning.

Let your housemates deal with it:)

sober up first though:)

but not a drop to drink

He's out Dave'ing STFC Dave.

That sounds proper messy. I'm sure the other housemates will love you for this.

Apparently they are still trying to work out whodunit. But they have nothing to go on.

ba bumm tsch.

I'm here all week.

:crazyeyes: :blowup: :D

oh, and how?

Although you may not recall the method once you wake up.

when i saw the topic i automaticly thought its was dave, but no.

I'm eagerly waiting the next post when sobered up, it will probably start with " some bastard broke in and wrecked our toilet"

I really want to hear this story.

Best post for a long time. I demand an update. DMR is a class act.

He won't surface until late afternoon. Bloody students!

Either that or he's drowned/been badly beaten up by housemates.

DMR has got a bit of a thing with toilets....sounds like a classic Freudian anal fixation.

I wonder if he had problems with potty training as a nipper...enuresis case?

I once shagged a girl called tracey on the sink in my shared house bathroom in the middle of the night and it came off the wall. Water everywhere. But a toilet? water shit and wee. nice work dave.

I almost got away with it. Well, I lost my bottle. The guy I was out on the lash with had convinced himself it was his fault but after maintenance man left us with a substantial fine (and I mean fucking substantial, plus cost for new bog), I couldn't let Smith take the blame so fessed up.

It's a right mess. I'm not the most popular person here at the moment.

I ain't fucking cleaning it though, I'm going to the walkabout to watch the rugby.

Bur HOW did you do it?

The old drunken tumble. It was a bit loose in the first place.

you should cut down on your porklife mate and get some exercise  :bike:

Probably.

You'll always be a ginger brummie though.