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What are the chances of 2 submarines colliding in the second largest ocean?  And what are the chances that both are carrying nuclear missiles? 

I love the fact that someone says the anti-sonar devices may have been too effective!!!

They were obviously both checking out the same thing.

I reckon there's a giant sea monster or something.

Maybe they were looking for the artic unicorns?!?
They are amazing, and I think they should be the new TEF animal

[url width=210 height=210]http://www.voanews.com/english/images/more-unicorn-male_tv_1feb08.jpg[/url]

Narwhals?

They're pretty cool. Not manatees though.

Yeah that's right benjamin, do you not think they're cooler? They definately look cooler.

It's just showing off with that silly horn.

I do quite like it's close cousin, the beluga whale.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/ee/Belugawhale_MMC.jpg
Hello!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/64/Delphinapterus_leucas_head_2.jpg
RAHHHH!

Only Narwhals have made it into a futurama episode though.

But manatees write Family Guy.

Well played sir.

Rumour has it that the navigation guys from both boats were out on the top deck smoking fags.

Armageddon has started.

Submarines colliding

Satellite colliding.

And WTF was this mystery fireball.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1wgPyzlL2M

I for one welcome our new alien overlords

I hope we do get overthrown by a alien race and all get murdered. At least then the Greenies, the Vegans, the animal rights activists and the planet can all be happy.

If everyone was murdered how can anyone still be alive to be happy?

Yeah, but they won't all simultaneously be executed, although i'm not aware of quite how powerful these aliens might be. So while the killing is taking place, they can smile knowing everything they wanted is going to happen. Plus the planet will not be murdered, but then it was never going to be, although that's a whole new kettle of fish.

And do you really expect the Animal rights activist to be smiling if you keep putting fish in kettles! Cmon, they wont be happy at all with that!

To be fair, it looks on that video like the aliens caught on fire whilst entering the atmosphere and pounded their craft into the earth, they're probably pretty mushy right now, unless they have kickass exoskeletons.

And there was me hoping we were gonna meet them. :(

I never thought of the nochee, but then I was only being crass anyway. :)