Title: Whoops Post by: DMR on Thursday, February 12, 2009, 04:14:27 I've just clocked up:
An £80 fine A bruised forehead Some significant disappointment Epic night :D Title: Re: Whoops Post by: BANGKOK RED on Thursday, February 12, 2009, 05:39:15 Please do elaborate..........
Title: Re: Whoops Post by: Batch on Thursday, February 12, 2009, 08:10:20 Spill it then.
Title: Re: Whoops Post by: Samdy Gray on Thursday, February 12, 2009, 08:13:12 I'm guessing he's been done for drunk and disorderly, that carries an £80 fixed penalty fine.
Title: Re: Whoops Post by: LucienSanchez on Thursday, February 12, 2009, 08:52:09 Turned down by a girl (disappointment), so nutted her (bruised forehead), pissed on a tramp (£80 fine).
How close am I? Title: Re: Whoops Post by: tans on Thursday, February 12, 2009, 09:30:28 sounds about right LS
Title: Re: Whoops Post by: Bob's Orange on Thursday, February 12, 2009, 09:50:03 Was the 80 quid related to chucking a rock through DRS's mother in law's window?
Title: Re: Whoops Post by: Don Rogers Shop on Thursday, February 12, 2009, 09:52:00 Haha quality
Title: Re: Whoops Post by: DMR on Thursday, February 12, 2009, 13:18:39 £80 fine for going into the womens loo in the union as the queue for the mens was quite long.
The bruised forehead was as a result of my flatmates stacking all the chairs up in front of the door when I came in and my subsequent fall after trying to climb over them. The disappointment was I miracuously had a bird in tow who fucked off when I went arse over tit. Title: Re: Whoops Post by: DV on Thursday, February 12, 2009, 14:10:56 poor mans walrus
Title: Re: Whoops Post by: Colin Todd on Thursday, February 12, 2009, 14:11:27 £80 for going in the womens bogs? What the fuck???
Title: Re: Whoops Post by: Bob's Orange on Thursday, February 12, 2009, 14:32:12 £80 for going in the womens bogs? What the fuck??? Got to be taking the piss? Title: Re: Whoops Post by: Arriba on Thursday, February 12, 2009, 14:37:41 you're shitting me?
Title: Re: Whoops Post by: Rich Pullen on Thursday, February 12, 2009, 16:17:29 £80 fine for masturbating in a ladies lavatory - what's wrong with this country can't a man perv in peace these days?
Title: Re: Whoops Post by: Luci on Thursday, February 12, 2009, 16:31:16 Since when is the mens toilet queue longer than the ladies one?!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Whoops Post by: DMR on Thursday, February 12, 2009, 16:31:50 When half of it is out of order I suppose.
Title: Re: Whoops Post by: Reg Smeeton on Thursday, February 12, 2009, 16:56:22 The record of that fine will go onto The Sex Offenders Register.
Title: Re: Whoops Post by: BANGKOK RED on Thursday, February 12, 2009, 16:56:56 And there was no queue for the ladies DMR??????
Is there something that you aren't telling us? Title: Re: Whoops Post by: Colin Todd on Thursday, February 12, 2009, 17:01:03 gay bar
Title: Re: Whoops Post by: DMR on Thursday, February 12, 2009, 17:29:42 The record of that fine will go onto The Sex Offenders Register. I doubt it as it was administered by the Uni. Title: Re: Whoops Post by: Rich Pullen on Thursday, February 12, 2009, 17:39:59 I doubt it as it was administered by the Uni. What uni to you go to DMR? Title: Re: Whoops Post by: DMR on Thursday, February 12, 2009, 17:45:29 Portsmouth
Title: Re: Whoops Post by: Reg Smeeton on Thursday, February 12, 2009, 17:48:28 I doubt it as it was administered by the Uni. Enhanced CRB, doesn't need convictions, any suspicious stuff that finds its way onto records will do. Title: Re: Whoops Post by: DMR on Thursday, February 12, 2009, 17:50:11 It's worded as Violation of University Buildings Regulations, governed by the University itself. I don't think I'm on the cusp of doing time time Reg. You don't know best about everything me old fruit.
Title: Re: Whoops Post by: Reg Smeeton on Thursday, February 12, 2009, 18:01:18 You don't know best about everything me old fruit. I know going into women's toilets is wrong.....unless invited. Title: Re: Whoops Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Friday, February 13, 2009, 12:27:07 OMG I got in the boys all the time if the ladies queue is too big!
Ive just had a flashback to doing this in some random pub in Malborough on our works Christmas party Title: Re: Whoops Post by: Reg Smeeton on Friday, February 13, 2009, 16:33:00 OMG I got in the boys all the time if the ladies queue is too big! Ive just had a flashback to doing this in some random pub in Malborough on our works Christmas party Malborough eh JFW, down Salcombe way in Devon. You surprise me JFW, I thought you were a wholesome young lady Title: Re: Whoops Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Friday, February 13, 2009, 16:52:19 umm no Marlbrough as in where the posh people live in Wiltshire!!
But I have been to Salcombe and it was nice I am wholesome Reginald you should know that by now - needs must sometimes and as I remember the ladies smelt of smelly minnie Title: Re: Whoops Post by: Reg Smeeton on Friday, February 13, 2009, 17:09:57 umm no Marlbrough as in where the posh people live in Wiltshire!! But I have been to Salcombe and it was nice I am wholesome Reginald you should know that by now - needs must sometimes and as I remember the ladies smelt of smelly minnie I think the posh folk of Marlborough like to have their r's inserted.. My ex missus had family down Salcombe so used to go there lots...always amused me that a place called Malborough was nearby. Smelly minnie....swoon.... Title: Re: Whoops Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Friday, February 13, 2009, 17:11:34 Not when it smells unwashed Reg - thats ming! I hope you have never podged anyone with a smelly minnie I expect more from you
Title: Re: Whoops Post by: Reg Smeeton on Friday, February 13, 2009, 17:18:26 Not when it smells unwashed Reg - thats ming! I hope you have never podged anyone with a smelly minnie I expect more from you I don't mind some natural scent, in fact it is to be encouraged....too much chemically crap is bad, removes the subtle pheromones. Title: Re: Whoops Post by: axs on Friday, February 13, 2009, 22:00:45 OMG I got in the boys all the time if the ladies queue is too big! Ive just had a flashback to doing this in some random pub in Malborough on our works Christmas party I know them well, which pub were you in? Title: Re: Whoops Post by: jim on Sunday, February 15, 2009, 08:26:01 Portsmouth Thats not a Uni - its a PolyTitle: Re: Whoops Post by: Don Rogers Shop on Sunday, February 15, 2009, 09:17:26 I had sex in the womens toilets in kaos. Real class she was. The best bit was when the test came back negative
Title: Re: Whoops Post by: Batch on Sunday, February 15, 2009, 09:34:25 Thats not a Uni - its a Poly :) Was thinking the same thing as we drove past signs to De Montfort "University" yesterday. Title: Re: Whoops Post by: nevillew on Sunday, February 15, 2009, 10:24:37 Thats not a Uni - its a Poly Yep, was when I went there. Title: Re: Whoops Post by: ron dodgers on Sunday, February 15, 2009, 18:40:53 nothing wrong with Polytechnics - I went to Hatfield - was a shit hole though
Title: Re: Whoops Post by: DMR on Sunday, February 15, 2009, 18:53:52 Granted uni status in 1992 iirc. 20,000+ students would make it a big poly!
Title: Re: Whoops Post by: Saxondale on Sunday, February 15, 2009, 23:56:32 :) Was thinking the same thing as we drove past signs to De Montfort "University" yesterday. Its a uni these days. Its where I went and stayed on as entertainments manager for another 3 years. Also they had some seriously shit tv ads. Reffered to it as 'preparation for life'. Im still waiting. Title: Re: Whoops Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Monday, February 16, 2009, 10:51:48 I know them well, which pub were you in? ummmm In not sure we went out of ASK then kind of wandered over the road to the right a bit - it was full of old folk Title: Re: Whoops Post by: axs on Monday, February 16, 2009, 11:15:47 Marlborough is generally full of old folk, from there I can only guess at the Green Dragon.
Title: Re: Whoops Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Monday, February 16, 2009, 11:22:06 hmmmmm I think we had to go there as we had a couple of under 18s and they were the only ones not IDing - the toilets smelt of smelly minnies and they didnt have any Rose wine
not my top choice of venue! Title: Re: Whoops Post by: axs on Monday, February 16, 2009, 11:24:31 You didn't go to the club did you? It's immense in it's propensity to disappoint.
Title: Re: Whoops Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Monday, February 16, 2009, 11:25:51 Is that the one above the Cafe? Ive been there before but only cause my Godbrother hired it for his 31st birthday party last year
My mum had 2 glasses of sherry and was dancing to Basehunter - it was all wrong really Title: Re: Whoops Post by: axs on Monday, February 16, 2009, 11:27:09 Yes, thats the one.
Title: Re: Whoops Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Monday, February 16, 2009, 11:30:59 No we didnt make it there unfortuntley! - we got the minibus back to Calne and then I spent the rest of the evening in my bosses bathroom floor
Title: Re: Whoops Post by: axs on Monday, February 16, 2009, 11:31:44 Oh dear. That doesn't sound like fun.
Title: Re: Whoops Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Monday, February 16, 2009, 11:34:25 I was slightly ill
Title: Re: Whoops Post by: nevillew on Monday, February 16, 2009, 13:01:44 Is that the one above the Cafe? Ive been there before but only cause my Godbrother hired it for his 31st birthday party last year My mum had 2 glasses of sherry and was dancing to Basehunter - it was all wrong really What in the name of all that's holy is a "godbrother" ? Title: Re: Whoops Post by: Batch on Monday, February 16, 2009, 13:06:49 I'm guessing the son of her god parents? I'm hoping that I'm wrong.
Title: Re: Whoops Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Monday, February 16, 2009, 13:12:10 no your right
Title: Re: Whoops Post by: ron dodgers on Monday, February 16, 2009, 13:12:50 is that like a god botherer
Title: Re: Whoops Post by: flammableBen on Monday, February 16, 2009, 13:14:23 I don't have any godparents, but I am one. Isn't that mad?
Also would you be a godbrother if your mum or dad was got parents to them? It's not just a one way thing? I think you made up the whole god brother thing? Title: Re: Whoops Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Monday, February 16, 2009, 13:21:26 I think maybe I did - I think we made it up at school becuase people always used to ask if we were related
Title: Re: Whoops Post by: jayohaitchenn on Monday, February 16, 2009, 13:22:53 Are you both from Calne? If so, you probably are.
Title: Re: Whoops Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Monday, February 16, 2009, 13:26:20 oi! bore off you!!
Title: Re: Whoops Post by: DMR on Monday, February 16, 2009, 13:46:09 You didn't go to the club did you? It's immense in it's propensity to disappoint. Fuck off the Azuza's mint Title: Re: Whoops Post by: axs on Monday, February 16, 2009, 13:54:17 Fuck off the Azuza's mint Like a very small mint full of drunk kids, yes. Can't remember what it used to be called but it's had about 5 names in the last 10 years. Title: Re: Whoops Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Monday, February 16, 2009, 14:08:32 I love the people in chinos and deck shoes with pastel coloured sweaters slung casually round there shoulders
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