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Title: Whoops
Post by: DMR on Thursday, February 12, 2009, 04:14:27
I've just clocked up:

An £80 fine
A bruised forehead
Some significant disappointment

Epic night  :D


Title: Re: Whoops
Post by: BANGKOK RED on Thursday, February 12, 2009, 05:39:15
Please do elaborate..........


Title: Re: Whoops
Post by: Batch on Thursday, February 12, 2009, 08:10:20
Spill it then.


Title: Re: Whoops
Post by: Samdy Gray on Thursday, February 12, 2009, 08:13:12
I'm guessing he's been done for drunk and disorderly, that carries an £80 fixed penalty fine.


Title: Re: Whoops
Post by: LucienSanchez on Thursday, February 12, 2009, 08:52:09
Turned down by a girl (disappointment), so nutted her (bruised forehead), pissed on a tramp (£80 fine).

How close am I?


Title: Re: Whoops
Post by: tans on Thursday, February 12, 2009, 09:30:28
sounds about right LS


Title: Re: Whoops
Post by: Bob's Orange on Thursday, February 12, 2009, 09:50:03
Was the 80 quid related to chucking a rock through DRS's mother in law's window?


Title: Re: Whoops
Post by: Don Rogers Shop on Thursday, February 12, 2009, 09:52:00
Haha quality


Title: Re: Whoops
Post by: DMR on Thursday, February 12, 2009, 13:18:39
£80 fine for going into the womens loo in the union as the queue for the mens was quite long.

The bruised forehead was as a result of my flatmates stacking all the chairs up in front of the door when I came in and my subsequent fall after trying to climb over them.

The disappointment was I miracuously had a bird in tow who fucked off when I went arse over tit.


Title: Re: Whoops
Post by: DV on Thursday, February 12, 2009, 14:10:56
poor mans walrus


Title: Re: Whoops
Post by: Colin Todd on Thursday, February 12, 2009, 14:11:27
£80 for going in the womens bogs?    What the fuck???


Title: Re: Whoops
Post by: Bob's Orange on Thursday, February 12, 2009, 14:32:12
£80 for going in the womens bogs?    What the fuck???

Got to be taking the piss?


Title: Re: Whoops
Post by: Arriba on Thursday, February 12, 2009, 14:37:41
you're shitting me?


Title: Re: Whoops
Post by: Rich Pullen on Thursday, February 12, 2009, 16:17:29
£80 fine for masturbating in a ladies lavatory - what's wrong with this country can't a man perv in peace these days?


Title: Re: Whoops
Post by: Luci on Thursday, February 12, 2009, 16:31:16
Since when is the mens toilet queue longer than the ladies one?!!!!!!!!!!!


Title: Re: Whoops
Post by: DMR on Thursday, February 12, 2009, 16:31:50
When half of it is out of order I suppose.


Title: Re: Whoops
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Thursday, February 12, 2009, 16:56:22
  The record of that fine will go onto The Sex Offenders Register.


Title: Re: Whoops
Post by: BANGKOK RED on Thursday, February 12, 2009, 16:56:56
And there was no queue for the ladies DMR??????

Is there something that you aren't telling us?


Title: Re: Whoops
Post by: Colin Todd on Thursday, February 12, 2009, 17:01:03
gay bar


Title: Re: Whoops
Post by: DMR on Thursday, February 12, 2009, 17:29:42
  The record of that fine will go onto The Sex Offenders Register.

I doubt it as it was administered by the Uni.


Title: Re: Whoops
Post by: Rich Pullen on Thursday, February 12, 2009, 17:39:59
I doubt it as it was administered by the Uni.


What uni to you go to DMR?


Title: Re: Whoops
Post by: DMR on Thursday, February 12, 2009, 17:45:29
Portsmouth


Title: Re: Whoops
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Thursday, February 12, 2009, 17:48:28
I doubt it as it was administered by the Uni.

Enhanced CRB, doesn't need convictions, any suspicious stuff that finds its way onto records will do.


Title: Re: Whoops
Post by: DMR on Thursday, February 12, 2009, 17:50:11
It's worded as Violation of University Buildings Regulations, governed by the University itself. I don't think I'm on the cusp of doing time time Reg. You don't know best about everything me old fruit.


Title: Re: Whoops
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Thursday, February 12, 2009, 18:01:18
You don't know best about everything me old fruit.

I know going into women's toilets is wrong.....unless invited.


Title: Re: Whoops
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Friday, February 13, 2009, 12:27:07
OMG I got in the boys all the time if the ladies queue is too big!

Ive just had a flashback to doing this in some random pub in Malborough on our works Christmas party


Title: Re: Whoops
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Friday, February 13, 2009, 16:33:00
OMG I got in the boys all the time if the ladies queue is too big!

Ive just had a flashback to doing this in some random pub in Malborough on our works Christmas party

 Malborough eh JFW, down Salcombe way in Devon.  You surprise me JFW, I thought you were a wholesome young lady


Title: Re: Whoops
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Friday, February 13, 2009, 16:52:19
umm no Marlbrough as in where the posh people live in Wiltshire!!

But I have been to Salcombe and it was nice

I am wholesome Reginald you should know that by now - needs must sometimes and as I remember the ladies smelt of smelly minnie


Title: Re: Whoops
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Friday, February 13, 2009, 17:09:57
umm no Marlbrough as in where the posh people live in Wiltshire!!

But I have been to Salcombe and it was nice

I am wholesome Reginald you should know that by now - needs must sometimes and as I remember the ladies smelt of smelly minnie

 I think the posh folk of Marlborough like to have their r's inserted..

 My ex missus had family down Salcombe so used to go there lots...always amused me that a place called Malborough was nearby.

 Smelly minnie....swoon....


Title: Re: Whoops
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Friday, February 13, 2009, 17:11:34
Not when it smells unwashed Reg - thats ming! I hope you have never podged anyone with a smelly minnie I expect more from you


Title: Re: Whoops
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Friday, February 13, 2009, 17:18:26
Not when it smells unwashed Reg - thats ming! I hope you have never podged anyone with a smelly minnie I expect more from you

 I don't mind some natural scent, in fact it is to be encouraged....too much chemically crap is bad, removes the subtle pheromones.


Title: Re: Whoops
Post by: axs on Friday, February 13, 2009, 22:00:45
OMG I got in the boys all the time if the ladies queue is too big!

Ive just had a flashback to doing this in some random pub in Malborough on our works Christmas party

I know them well, which pub were you in?


Title: Re: Whoops
Post by: jim on Sunday, February 15, 2009, 08:26:01
Portsmouth
Thats not a Uni - its a Poly


Title: Re: Whoops
Post by: Don Rogers Shop on Sunday, February 15, 2009, 09:17:26
I had sex in the womens toilets in kaos. Real class she was. The best bit was when the test came back negative


Title: Re: Whoops
Post by: Batch on Sunday, February 15, 2009, 09:34:25
Thats not a Uni - its a Poly

:) Was thinking the same thing as we drove past signs to De Montfort "University" yesterday.


Title: Re: Whoops
Post by: nevillew on Sunday, February 15, 2009, 10:24:37
Thats not a Uni - its a Poly

Yep, was when I went there.


Title: Re: Whoops
Post by: ron dodgers on Sunday, February 15, 2009, 18:40:53
nothing wrong with Polytechnics - I went to Hatfield - was a shit hole though


Title: Re: Whoops
Post by: DMR on Sunday, February 15, 2009, 18:53:52
Granted uni status in 1992 iirc. 20,000+ students would make it a big poly!


Title: Re: Whoops
Post by: Saxondale on Sunday, February 15, 2009, 23:56:32
:) Was thinking the same thing as we drove past signs to De Montfort "University" yesterday.

Its a uni these days.  Its where I went and stayed on as entertainments manager for another 3 years.  Also they had some seriously shit tv ads.  Reffered to it as 'preparation for life'.  Im still waiting.


Title: Re: Whoops
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Monday, February 16, 2009, 10:51:48
I know them well, which pub were you in?

ummmm In not sure we went out of ASK then kind of wandered over the road to the right a bit - it was full of old folk


Title: Re: Whoops
Post by: axs on Monday, February 16, 2009, 11:15:47
Marlborough is generally full of old folk, from there I can only guess at the Green Dragon.


Title: Re: Whoops
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Monday, February 16, 2009, 11:22:06
hmmmmm I think we had to go there as we had a couple of under 18s and they were the only ones not IDing - the toilets smelt of smelly minnies and they didnt have any Rose wine

not my top choice of venue!


Title: Re: Whoops
Post by: axs on Monday, February 16, 2009, 11:24:31
You didn't go to the club did you? It's immense in it's propensity to disappoint.


Title: Re: Whoops
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Monday, February 16, 2009, 11:25:51
Is that the one above the Cafe? Ive been there before but only cause my Godbrother hired it for his 31st birthday party last year

My mum had 2 glasses of sherry and was dancing to Basehunter - it was all wrong really


Title: Re: Whoops
Post by: axs on Monday, February 16, 2009, 11:27:09
Yes, thats the one.


Title: Re: Whoops
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Monday, February 16, 2009, 11:30:59
No we didnt make it there unfortuntley! - we got the minibus back to Calne and then I spent the rest of the evening in my bosses bathroom floor


Title: Re: Whoops
Post by: axs on Monday, February 16, 2009, 11:31:44
Oh dear. That doesn't sound like fun.


Title: Re: Whoops
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Monday, February 16, 2009, 11:34:25
I was slightly ill


Title: Re: Whoops
Post by: nevillew on Monday, February 16, 2009, 13:01:44
Is that the one above the Cafe? Ive been there before but only cause my Godbrother hired it for his 31st birthday party last year

My mum had 2 glasses of sherry and was dancing to Basehunter - it was all wrong really

What in the name of all that's holy is a "godbrother" ?


Title: Re: Whoops
Post by: Batch on Monday, February 16, 2009, 13:06:49
I'm guessing the son of her god parents? I'm hoping that I'm wrong.


Title: Re: Whoops
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Monday, February 16, 2009, 13:12:10
no your right


Title: Re: Whoops
Post by: ron dodgers on Monday, February 16, 2009, 13:12:50
is that like a god botherer


Title: Re: Whoops
Post by: flammableBen on Monday, February 16, 2009, 13:14:23
I don't have any godparents, but I am one. Isn't that mad?

Also would you be a godbrother if your mum or dad was got parents to them? It's not just a one way thing?

I think you made up the whole god brother thing?


Title: Re: Whoops
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Monday, February 16, 2009, 13:21:26
I think maybe I did - I think we made it up at school becuase people always used to ask if we were related


Title: Re: Whoops
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Monday, February 16, 2009, 13:22:53
Are you both from Calne? If so, you probably are.


Title: Re: Whoops
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Monday, February 16, 2009, 13:26:20
oi! bore off you!!


Title: Re: Whoops
Post by: DMR on Monday, February 16, 2009, 13:46:09
You didn't go to the club did you? It's immense in it's propensity to disappoint.

Fuck off the Azuza's mint


Title: Re: Whoops
Post by: axs on Monday, February 16, 2009, 13:54:17
Fuck off the Azuza's mint

Like a very small mint full of drunk kids, yes.

Can't remember what it used to be called but it's had about 5 names in the last 10 years.


Title: Re: Whoops
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Monday, February 16, 2009, 14:08:32
I love the people in chinos and deck shoes with pastel coloured sweaters slung casually round there shoulders