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Title: A song for Coxy and his Goals - Fenerbace Vs Walsall
Post by: @MacPhlea on Friday, January 30, 2009, 13:15:23
Just watched playbacks of both goal and was surpised by just how similar they were.  The strike against Fenerbace was classed as a "wonder goal" but written off by many "because it was a friendly and he wouldn't get the same opportunity in a league game"

Well, in my view, the Walsall goal beats the Fenerbace goal hands down due the fact that against Fenerbace Coxy allowed the ball to bounce before lobbing the keeper...  For me this is a the best ever county ground strike and proves that Coxy's goal against Fenerbace wasn't a 'one hit wonder' !


Title: Re: Coxy's Goals - Fenerbace Vs Walsall
Post by: Rich Pullen on Friday, January 30, 2009, 13:20:20
For me this is a the best ever county ground strike

It probably isn't though is it? I'd need to look at all the goals ever to make judgement... How do we know there wasn't such a goal in 1921? We don't ;)

Hasn't this discussion been done? Anywho, In recent times, Rory Fallon chested the ball perfectly to score an overhead kick from outside the area - that ranks higher than the Cox effort in my book.

I prefer slick, 20-30 passes in a move goals anyway :)


Title: Re: Coxy's Goals - Fenerbace Vs Walsall
Post by: Arriba on Friday, January 30, 2009, 13:41:35
the way he caught the ball after the hoof from nalis was sublime.to then finish it like he did was top notch.i dont care which is better,they are both ace goals


Title: Re: Coxy's Goals - Fenerbace Vs Walsall
Post by: leefer on Friday, January 30, 2009, 13:49:20
My favourite passing team goal was Parkins at Leeds,if you watch it again its brilliant,great passing and a magic finish..


Title: Re: Coxy's Goals - Fenerbace Vs Walsall
Post by: @MacPhlea on Friday, January 30, 2009, 13:54:04
It probably isn't though is it? I'd need to look at all the goals ever to make judgement... How do we know there wasn't such a goal in 1921? We don't ;)


I said for me, not anyone else... ;)



Hasn't this discussion been done?

It probably has, but who cares... I think it deserves it's own topic


Title: Re: Coxy's Goals - Fenerbace Vs Walsall
Post by: DV on Friday, January 30, 2009, 13:55:41
....all this and he still doesnt have his own song!


Title: Re: Coxy's Goals - Fenerbace Vs Walsall
Post by: Rustle on Friday, January 30, 2009, 13:56:35
Im not sure if many can remember,I can only just about but did't paul batty hit a screamer from about the same spot against someone many years ago,it may have been against bury.

Cox's was better tho as it was more technical.


Title: Re: Coxy's Goals - Fenerbace Vs Walsall
Post by: @MacPhlea on Friday, January 30, 2009, 13:57:07
I wrote one buit
....all this and he still doesnt have his own song!

I wrote one but no one has sung it yet...


Title: Re: Coxy's Goals - Fenerbace Vs Walsall
Post by: Kinky Tom on Friday, January 30, 2009, 13:57:10
To the theme of James the Cat:

Simon Cox,
Simon Cox,
He scores goals from everywhere,
Simon Cox!


Title: Re: Coxy's Goals - Fenerbace Vs Walsall
Post by: DV on Friday, January 30, 2009, 14:00:22
surely even our fans could sing in time and in tune to super, super si, super super si, super super si, super simon cox?


Title: Re: Coxy's Goals - Fenerbace Vs Walsall
Post by: Kinky Tom on Friday, January 30, 2009, 14:02:04
It's so old hat though.


Title: Re: Coxy's Goals - Fenerbace Vs Walsall
Post by: DV on Friday, January 30, 2009, 14:02:50
yes but its better than nothing. Still you're the one with the mega phone voice.

I expect a Simon Cox chant at Northampton from you Tom!!!


Title: Re: Coxy's Goals - Fenerbace Vs Walsall
Post by: @MacPhlea on Friday, January 30, 2009, 14:03:58
To the tune of "when the saints..."

Oh simon Cox (oh Simon Cox)
Is going to Score (is going to score)
Oh simon Cox is going to score
and when he scores with a blinder
he'll go and score a couple more

EDIT: 2nd Chorus

He'll score them here (He'll Score them here) [point to the right side of the pitch]
He'll score them there (He'll Score them there) [point to the left side of the pitch]
He'll score them every fuckin' where [do a mental pointing dancing thing]
He's Simon Cox, cox, cox, and more cox
and all the girls they love our cox [get your cocks out]

Back to first chorus...


Title: Re: Coxy's Goals - Fenerbace Vs Walsall
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Friday, January 30, 2009, 14:06:21
James the cat was A.mazin

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Title: Re: Coxy's Goals - Fenerbace Vs Walsall
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Friday, January 30, 2009, 14:07:26

He's Simon Cox, cox, cox, and more cox
and all the girls they love our cox


hmmm Im not sure this part is strictly true - Im means hes hardly a looker now???


Title: Re: Coxy's Goals - Fenerbace Vs Walsall
Post by: @MacPhlea on Friday, January 30, 2009, 14:08:53
hmmm Im not sure this part is strictly true - Im means hes hardly a looker now???

I've edited it to enhance the double entendre...

To the tune of "when the saints..."

Oh simon Cox (oh Simon Cox)
Is going to Score (is going to score)
Oh simon Cox is going to score
and when he scores with a blinder
he'll go and score a couple more

EDIT: 2nd Chorus

He'll score them here (He'll Score them here) [point to the right side of the pitch]
He'll score them there (He'll Score them there) [point to the left side of the pitch]
He'll score them every fuckin' where [do a mental pointing dancing thing]
He's Simon Cox, cox, cox, and more cox
and all the girls they love our cox [get your cocks out]

Back to first chorus...


Title: Re: Coxy's Goals - Fenerbace Vs Walsall
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Friday, January 30, 2009, 14:13:28
umm OK but as long as people dont actually get there willys out  ;D


Title: Re: Coxy's Goals - Fenerbace Vs Walsall
Post by: Rich Pullen on Friday, January 30, 2009, 14:18:34
Pinch a chant from the Premier League - Nowadays for whatever reason such songs tend to catch on in the lowers.


Title: Re: Coxy's Goals - Fenerbace Vs Walsall
Post by: DV on Friday, January 30, 2009, 14:19:03
Oh simon Cox (oh Simon Cox)
Is going to Score (is going to score)
Oh simon Cox is going to score
clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap
CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP
Seat Banging

Updated CG version  ???


Title: Re: Coxy's Goals - Fenerbace Vs Walsall
Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Friday, January 30, 2009, 14:37:38
to the tune of the animals went in 2 by 2

we bought the lad a year ago coxy! coxy!
an instant hero he became coxy! coxy!
the best striker we've ever seen
better than rooney or robbie keane
simon cox hes swindons number 9


Title: Re: Coxy's Goals - Fenerbace Vs Walsall
Post by: Colin Todd on Friday, January 30, 2009, 14:40:34
to the tune of the animals went in 2 by 2

we bought the lad a year ago coxy! coxy!
an instant hero he became coxy! coxy!
the best striker we've ever seen
better than rooney or robbie keane
simon cox hes swindons number 9

superb


Title: Re: Coxy's Goals - Fenerbace Vs Walsall
Post by: @MacPhlea on Friday, January 30, 2009, 15:00:41
to the tune of the animals went in 2 by 2

we bought the lad a year ago coxy! coxy!
an instant hero he became coxy! coxy!
the best striker we've ever seen
better than rooney or robbie keane
simon cox hes swindons number 9

I like it, not sure about the last line though... maybe something like...

we bought the lad a year ago coxy! coxy!
an instant hero he became coxy! coxy!
better than rooney or robbie keane
and score's better goals than Stevie G
he's Simon Cox and plays for STFC


Title: Re: A song for Coxy and his Goals - Fenerbace Vs Walsall
Post by: DV on Friday, January 30, 2009, 15:17:06
we bought the lad from reading scum
coxy coxy
he scores loads of goals for fun
coxy coxy
he came on loan, he's here to stay
scores loads of goals on a saturday
simon cox, swindons number 31


Title: Re: A song for Coxy and his Goals - Fenerbace Vs Walsall
Post by: Bogus Dave on Friday, January 30, 2009, 15:35:10
Simon cox is magic
He wears a magic hat
He used to play for reading
and then he said fuck that
He wants to play for swindon
Because we're dynamite
and when he gets given the ball
he'll score all through the night


Title: Re: A song for Coxy and his Goals - Fenerbace Vs Walsall
Post by: Rustle on Friday, January 30, 2009, 15:44:19
Not really good at this sort of thing,but i think it would be ace if we had one to the tune of Pink Floyd's another brick in the wall.

Help me out here,it could start off something like.

We dont need no rickie lambert,we dont need no jermaine beckford.
those are just a poor mans cox.

I cant think of anything to finish it tho.
 


Title: Re: A song for Coxy and his Goals - Fenerbace Vs Walsall
Post by: Arriba on Friday, January 30, 2009, 15:47:35
i think keeping it simple would work best.mex's is the best so far,but the super si one doesn't work at all.
i suggest
simon cox,simon cox simon simon cox
when he gets the ball he scores a goal
simon simon cox


Title: Re: A song for Coxy and his Goals - Fenerbace Vs Walsall
Post by: DV on Friday, January 30, 2009, 15:58:54
but the super si one doesn't work at all.

I dont see why not?

half stolen from mex

we've got a player that scores for fun
coxy coxy
he wears our number thirty one
coxy coxy
greatest striker that we've ever seen
better rooney and robbie keane
simon cox, swindon number 31


Title: Re: A song for Coxy and his Goals - Fenerbace Vs Walsall
Post by: Batch on Friday, January 30, 2009, 16:00:43
Oh simon Cox (oh Simon Cox)
Is going to Score (is going to score)
Oh simon Cox is going to score
clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap
CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP
Seat Banging

Updated CG version  ???


Updated my bit of the DRS ?

Yes that's right, no fucking noise at all. Nothing unless it's to Red Army, or 'Clap Clap' as our bit of the crowd does. Presumably the words were too difficult to learn.
--
When was the last time we came up with an original song that caught on rather than some premiership re-hash. In fact have we ever?


Title: Re: A song for Coxy and his Goals - Fenerbace Vs Walsall
Post by: Summerof69 on Friday, January 30, 2009, 16:01:21
I like :

Feed the Cox and he will score !!!


Title: Re: A song for Coxy and his Goals - Fenerbace Vs Walsall
Post by: herthab on Friday, January 30, 2009, 16:06:09
Why don't you all take a few months to think up a really soooper song for him?

Then you can forget about it when he fucks off in the summer...........


Title: Re: A song for Coxy and his Goals - Fenerbace Vs Walsall
Post by: DV on Friday, January 30, 2009, 16:07:30

Updated my bit of the DRS ?

Yes that's right, no fucking noise at all. Nothing unless it's to Red Army, or 'Clap Clap' as our bit of the crowd does. Presumably the words were too difficult to learn.
--
When was the last time we came up with an original song that caught on rather than some premiership re-hash. In fact have we ever?


the last player that had a chant that everyone joined in with, knew the words to and could keep in time with was Super Sammy Parkin.

I cant remember a single decent player specific chant since then.

There is the Barry Corr one but half the people chant he gets the ball he scores a goal whilst the other half chant he gets the ball he's going to score.


Title: Re: A song for Coxy and his Goals - Fenerbace Vs Walsall
Post by: Samdy Gray on Friday, January 30, 2009, 16:13:25
Cox, Cox, wherever you may be
Your goals will keep us in Division 3
You score goals for fun, from 30 yards
And make goalkeepers look complete retards


Title: Re: A song for Coxy and his Goals - Fenerbace Vs Walsall
Post by: Summerof69 on Friday, January 30, 2009, 16:35:59
Cox, Cox, wherever you may be
Your goals will keep us in Division 3
You score goals for fun, from 30 yards
And make goalkeepers look complete retards

I like that !!!


Title: Re: A song for Coxy and his Goals - Fenerbace Vs Walsall
Post by: Arriba on Friday, January 30, 2009, 16:39:18
dv the one you suggest needs two syllables in the sir name to sound any good. par-kin worked, cox doesn't.


Title: Re: A song for Coxy and his Goals - Fenerbace Vs Walsall
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Friday, January 30, 2009, 16:41:20
Why don't you all take a few months to think up a really soooper song for him?

Then you can forget about it when he fucks off in the summer...........

You think he'll be here that long? Bolton have a bit of cash to throw about.


Title: Re: A song for Coxy and his Goals - Fenerbace Vs Walsall
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Friday, January 30, 2009, 16:57:39
Simon Cox and Here we go have the same number of syllables.

Makes the song easy. Here are the lyrics:

Simon Cox, Simon Cox, Simon Cox.
Simon Cox, Simon Cox, Simon Co-ox,
Simon Cox, Simon Cox, Simon Cox,
Simon Co-ox, SI-MON COX!!

Thank you and goodnight. x


Title: Re: A song for Coxy and his Goals - Fenerbace Vs Walsall
Post by: Simon Pieman on Friday, January 30, 2009, 17:02:00
Coxy's gonna lob ya
Coxy's gonna lob ya


Title: Re: A song for Coxy and his Goals - Fenerbace Vs Walsall
Post by: BANGKOK RED on Friday, January 30, 2009, 17:37:14
Fuck all off this simple shit.

I want something to the tune of Underworld by Born Slippy. Somebody else ace work the lyrics out though.

The chorus would be ace because everybody would jump up and down shouting lager, lager, lager lager in an aggressively boisterous lads at footy kind of way.

Lager lager lager lager lager.



Title: Re: A song for Coxy and his Goals - Fenerbace Vs Walsall
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Friday, January 30, 2009, 17:40:25
MEGA MEGA COXY SHOUTING LAGER LAGER LAGER COXY


Title: Re: A song for Coxy and his Goals - Fenerbace Vs Walsall
Post by: Simon Pieman on Friday, January 30, 2009, 17:54:44
I'm liking that one a lot.


Title: Re: A song for Coxy and his Goals - Fenerbace Vs Walsall
Post by: BANGKOK RED on Friday, January 30, 2009, 18:08:02
Or.

He's gonna break free.
He's gonna break free.
He's gonna break free from your back line, and when he does he will net three.
God knows.
God knows that cox will get three.

He's fallen in love.
He's fallen in love with the Swindon, cos this time he knows it's for real.
God knows.
God knows, that cox will get 3.

And so on.

If you don't the tune then you are gay.


Title: Re: A song for Coxy and his Goals - Fenerbace Vs Walsall
Post by: Simon Pieman on Friday, January 30, 2009, 18:10:34
I like the irony in the last statement,.


Title: Re: A song for Coxy and his Goals - Fenerbace Vs Walsall
Post by: Rustle on Friday, January 30, 2009, 18:11:12
Or.

He's gonna break free.
He's gonna break free.
He's gonna break free from your back line, and when he does he will net three.
God knows.
God knows that cox will get three.

He's fallen in love.
He's fallen in love with the Swindon, cos this time he knows it's for real.
God knows.
God knows, that cox will get 3.



And so on.

If you don't the tune then you are gay.

Best one yet by a clear mile.


Title: Re: A song for Coxy and his Goals - Fenerbace Vs Walsall
Post by: flammableBen on Friday, January 30, 2009, 18:11:51
Cox cox cox, COX!
cox cox cox cox cox cox cox co-ox
cox cox cox cox cox cox cox
cox cox cox cox cox cox
cox cox cox cox cox cox cox


Title: Re: A song for Coxy and his Goals - Fenerbace Vs Walsall
Post by: BANGKOK RED on Friday, January 30, 2009, 18:18:37
I like the irony in the last statement,.
;D

I was quite pleased with it myself.


Title: Re: A song for Coxy and his Goals - Fenerbace Vs Walsall
Post by: nochee on Friday, January 30, 2009, 18:25:19
To Brown girl in the rain.

Coxy scores again, tra la la la la
coxy scores again, traaaa la la la la la
coxy scores again tra la la la la
and we want him to score another one, tra la la



Title: Re: A song for Coxy and his Goals - Fenerbace Vs Walsall
Post by: herthab on Friday, January 30, 2009, 18:34:59
To Brown girl in the rain.

Coxy scores again, tra la la la la
coxy scores again, traaaa la la la la la
coxy scores again tra la la la la
and we want him to score another one, tra la la



Oh dear.


Title: Re: A song for Coxy and his Goals - Fenerbace Vs Walsall
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Friday, January 30, 2009, 18:35:41
 To the tune of Herman's Hermits....

 http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ClQepFF-Sr0

No goals today Coxy's gone away
Danny stands forlorn a symbol that he's gone
No goals today, it seems a common sight
But people passing by, don't know the reason why.

How could they know just what this message means
The end of our hopes the end of all our dreams
How could they know the hattricks there had been
Behind the door where Coxy reigned supreme.

No goals today, it wasn't always so
His team mates were gay..they'd ship goals right away.

etc




 


Title: Re: A song for Coxy and his Goals - Fenerbace Vs Walsall
Post by: DV on Friday, January 30, 2009, 18:36:45
reg, dont take this the wrong way but fuck off to thisis with all your negative shit please...

:)


Title: Re: A song for Coxy and his Goals - Fenerbace Vs Walsall
Post by: herthab on Friday, January 30, 2009, 18:38:02
That made me laugh Reg.


Title: Re: A song for Coxy and his Goals - Fenerbace Vs Walsall
Post by: michael on Friday, January 30, 2009, 18:40:52
I have upgraded Cox's goal to being the best goal ever scored at the County Ground by anyone, not just Swindon players.

I guess what I am saying here is that it is the "The All Comers Best Ever Goal".

Anyway, my song:

We don't rave about Torres
Nor the Argie Messi
All because we've got
The lethal Coxeeeeee

Eeeeeeeeee

EEEEEEeeeeeeeee


Title: Re: A song for Coxy and his Goals - Fenerbace Vs Walsall
Post by: nochee on Friday, January 30, 2009, 18:44:50
Oh dear.

Didnt you know that i am the song writing genius that is Fatburys ex avitar!!


Title: Re: A song for Coxy and his Goals - Fenerbace Vs Walsall
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Friday, January 30, 2009, 18:49:01
reg, dont take this the wrong way but fuck off to thisis with all your negative shit please...

:)

But all that's left is a ground dark and lonely
Terraced houses in mean streets back of town
Becomes a shrine when I think of him only
Three up but four down.

Seeing as you liked it DV here's a final verse.


Title: Re: A song for Coxy and his Goals - Fenerbace Vs Walsall
Post by: BANGKOK RED on Friday, January 30, 2009, 18:50:22
Enjoy the Cox, he gets goals every week
Enjoy the Cox, he's better than you'd think.
The goals fly in, quicker than you blink.
Enjoy the Cox.
Enjoy the Cox.
He gets goals every week.


If nobody else does, I am sure that Mex and JJ will know the tune.


Title: Re: A song for Coxy and his Goals - Fenerbace Vs Walsall
Post by: herthab on Friday, January 30, 2009, 18:54:50
Enjoy the Cox, he gets goals every week
Enjoy the Cox, he's better than you'd think.
The goals fly in, quicker than you blink.
Enjoy the Cox.
Enjoy the Cox.
He gets goals every week.


If nobody else does, I am sure that Mex and JJ will know the tune.

Ahem. That's one of my favourite songs.


Title: Re: A song for Coxy and his Goals - Fenerbace Vs Walsall
Post by: BANGKOK RED on Friday, January 30, 2009, 18:56:37
Ahem. That's one of my favourite songs.

Apologies, allow me to make it up to you with this offering:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsSG-Ctf9bw



Title: Re: A song for Coxy and his Goals - Fenerbace Vs Walsall
Post by: jimbob on Saturday, January 31, 2009, 13:05:45
Oh, Simon Cox's magic,
He wears a magic hat.
He plays for the Swindon
He such a lovely chap.

He scores at the Town End
He scores at Stratton Bank
And when he plays for England (or alternatively 'And if he signs for Liverpool')
We'll have a fucking wank       (or alternatively 'They'll have to break the bank')



Title: Re: A song for Coxy and his Goals - Fenerbace Vs Walsall
Post by: Spencer_White on Monday, February 2, 2009, 18:47:16
Just shout Coxy! Coxy! Coxy!

Just like we used to with Mooney.


Title: Re: A song for Coxy and his Goals - Fenerbace Vs Walsall
Post by: janaage on Monday, February 2, 2009, 20:18:32
We love you Coxy,
because you're goals are class
we love you Coxy
you had Carlos on his arse,
we love you Coxy,
la la la la la

(okay he didn't actually have Roberto on his arse, but his goal v Feners deserved to).


Title: Re: A song for Coxy and his Goals - Fenerbace Vs Walsall
Post by: Kinky Tom on Monday, February 2, 2009, 21:28:01
To the tune of Dangermouse:

Simon Cox, do do do do do do do do do
Simon Cox, do do do do do do do do do

To the tune of Eastenders:

Everyone loves Simon Cox,
He scores goals for fun
at Swindon and elsewhere
By the time the game is done,
Simon Cox has scored, perhaps more than one too.
Everyone loves Simon Cox,
goals from 30 yards are better than tap ins,
Making chances on his own,
Playing mediator for crazy French men

Gas Panic:

Cox your name on the scoresheet's familiar
And our enemies all know your name
And when they hear you tap in the winner
There gonna get on their knees and pray, Coxy is on the way

Mardy Bum:

Now then Simon Cox, oh you're gonna score again aren't you?
I thought as much cause you turned over there,
Striking the ball so hard it's hit the net and now it's going to tear
Oh can't you... stay and want to play for Swindon Town FC forever and score goals in every game
It would be... beautiful to see you score goals for Swindon Town when we are in the Premier League
And when we're up up and away at Old Trafford or St James' you know we're gonna sing your name
When you've scored your 30th goal and you've got the match ball...

Well, it's eased some boredom at least...
 


Title: Re: A song for Coxy and his Goals - Fenerbace Vs Walsall
Post by: DV on Monday, February 2, 2009, 22:21:34
If we could sing a swindon town song to the tune of gas panic I think my life would be complete!


Title: Re: A song for Coxy and his Goals - Fenerbace Vs Walsall
Post by: reeves4england on Monday, February 2, 2009, 23:27:16
Carrying on the Arctic Monkeys theme, here's a lame attempt based on Fluorescent Adolescent:

You used to score shit loads for Reading
They stuck you in their reserve team
They thought that you were not worthy
Of replacing the cunts in their first team

They ended up back in the Championship
You saw that they were scum and you jumped shipped
You signed for Swindon and we fuckin' loved it
You made Roberto Carlos look like dog shit....



I dont see it catching on to be honest


Title: Re: A song for Coxy and his Goals - Fenerbace Vs Walsall
Post by: @MacPhlea on Tuesday, February 3, 2009, 08:05:50
Carrying on the Arctic Monkeys theme, here's a lame attempt based on Fluorescent Adolescent:

You used to score shit loads for Reading
They stuck you in their reserve team
They thought that you were not worthy
Of replacing the cunts in their first team

They ended up back in the Championship
You saw that they were scum and you jumped shipped
You signed for Swindon and we fuckin' loved it
You made Roberto Carlos look like dog shit....



I dont see it catching on to be honest

Shall I get your coat? ;)


Title: Re: A song for Coxy and his Goals - Fenerbace Vs Walsall
Post by: carlyse_09 on Wednesday, February 4, 2009, 02:15:52
It was a year since i watched a live football game.I hope i can watch again live with my favorite teams.


Title: Re: A song for Coxy and his Goals - Fenerbace Vs Walsall
Post by: Bob's Orange on Wednesday, February 4, 2009, 12:09:22
It was a year since i watched a live football game.I hope i can watch again live with my favorite teams.

Why so long and who are your favourite teams?


Title: Re: A song for Coxy and his Goals - Fenerbace Vs Walsall
Post by: Benzel on Wednesday, February 4, 2009, 14:31:56
someone should print out a load of copies of one of these songs and hand them out v Southend.


Title: Re: A song for Coxy and his Goals - Fenerbace Vs Walsall
Post by: PHIL!!!! on Wednesday, February 4, 2009, 17:00:54
Like has already been said, keep the song simple, otherwise it's unlikely to be sung

I think similar one's have already been suggested, but here goes:

We bought the boy from Reading scum, Coxy! Coxy!
He get's the ball he scores for fun, Coxy! Coxy!
We bought the boy from Reading scum, he get's the ball he scores for fun
Simon Cox, Swindon's 31

(To the tune of 'The animals went in two by two')


Title: Re: A song for Coxy and his Goals - Fenerbace Vs Walsall
Post by: herthab on Wednesday, February 4, 2009, 18:04:46
Why not just 'Simon Cox' to the tune of 'Going Up'?

Even we can't fuck that up.


Title: Re: A song for Coxy and his Goals - Fenerbace Vs Walsall
Post by: axs on Wednesday, February 4, 2009, 18:19:14
Like has already been said, keep the song simple, otherwise it's unlikely to be sung

I think similar one's have already been suggested, but here goes:

We bought the boy from Reading scum, Coxy! Coxy!
He get's the ball he scores for fun, Coxy! Coxy!
We bought the boy from Reading scum, he get's the ball he scores for fun
Simon Cox, Swindon's 31

(To the tune of 'The animals went in two by two')

It needs to be He's simon cox and he's swindon's 31 on the last line, not enough syllables otherwise.


Title: Re: A song for Coxy and his Goals - Fenerbace Vs Walsall
Post by: Bob's Orange on Friday, February 13, 2009, 07:38:09
To that Italian Ice Cream song - the name escapes me. Actually its that when the sun hits the sky like a big pizza pie.

'When the ball hits the goal, its not Torres or Cole, oh its Coxy'
'When the ball hits the net, its not Rooney I bet, oh its Coxy'

And repeat to fade. Obviously hold as long on the word When for extra imputus.


Title: Re: A song for Coxy and his Goals - Fenerbace Vs Walsall
Post by: Bob's Orange on Friday, February 13, 2009, 07:43:58
Or - to the tune of 'I love you baby'

We love you Coxy, you are the love of my life
We love you Coxy, I'd let you shag my wife,
We love Coxy, we want silky skills too

Shamelessly stolen from the Scotland Christian Dailly song.