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Title: 80% Bollocks.... Please no....Steve Phillips To Swindon?
Post by: STFC_Gazza on Tuesday, January 20, 2009, 21:24:35
I will tear my season ticket up if this cunt joins us.
  >:( >:( >:( >:(

http://www.bristolrovers.vitalfootball.co.uk/article.asp?a=140034

Vital Gas understands that Bristol Rovers keeper Steve Phillips is unhappy at the Memorial Stadium after the promise of better training facilities have not materialised.

A source close to Swindon Town Football Club revealed that Phillips was looking to move away from Rovers at the end of the season.

We understand that Phillips is looking to team up with former Bristol City Manager Danny Wilson at Swindon Town



Title: Re: 80% Bollocks.... Please no....Steve Phillips To Swindon?
Post by: DV on Tuesday, January 20, 2009, 21:25:32
Gaz, you of all people should know vital football is all bollocks and no truth.


Title: Re: 80% Bollocks.... Please no....Steve Phillips To Swindon?
Post by: suttonred on Tuesday, January 20, 2009, 21:26:28
Cmon Gaz, where's your edge? from love to hate, to hate to love, or something like that.....


Title: Re: 80% Bollocks.... Please no....Steve Phillips To Swindon?
Post by: axs on Tuesday, January 20, 2009, 21:43:07
Phiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiips.


Title: Re: 80% Bollocks.... Please no....Steve Phillips To Swindon?
Post by: Nemo on Tuesday, January 20, 2009, 21:46:10
Phiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiips.


Title: Re: 80% Bollocks.... Please no....Steve Phillips To Swindon?
Post by: axs on Tuesday, January 20, 2009, 21:47:09
Phiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiips.


Title: Re: 80% Bollocks.... Please no....Steve Phillips To Swindon?
Post by: axs on Tuesday, January 20, 2009, 21:47:39
I put the correct number of 'l's in that time.


Title: Re: 80% Bollocks.... Please no....Steve Phillips To Swindon?
Post by: Rich Pullen on Tuesday, January 20, 2009, 21:58:19
Reliable source = gossip mongering, we all know this.

Steve Phillips was sniffing around when Wise was here... We won't leave the area, so Swindon are probably the only club that could afford him.

On his day he was the best goalkeeper at this level, however he lives in a pram and likes to throw toys.


Title: Re: 80% Bollocks.... Please no....Steve Phillips To Swindon?
Post by: Bennett on Tuesday, January 20, 2009, 23:16:37
ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnggggggggg


Title: Re: 80% Bollocks.... Please no....Steve Phillips To Swindon?
Post by: DMR on Tuesday, January 20, 2009, 23:23:30
He'd be a gazillion times better than the 2 cunts we have now


Title: Re: 80% Bollocks.... Please no....Steve Phillips To Swindon?
Post by: yeo on Tuesday, January 20, 2009, 23:43:58
I will tear my season ticket up if this cunt joins us.
  >:( >:( >:( >:(




quoted and remembered


Title: Re: 80% Bollocks.... Please no....Steve Phillips To Swindon?
Post by: DV on Wednesday, January 21, 2009, 00:57:03
He'd be a gazillion times better than the 2 cunts we have now

have you ever watched a game of football before in your life?


Title: Re: 80% Bollocks.... Please no....Steve Phillips To Swindon?
Post by: DMR on Wednesday, January 21, 2009, 02:22:01
Not properly no.


Title: Re: 80% Bollocks.... Please no....Steve Phillips To Swindon?
Post by: Matchworn Shirts on Wednesday, January 21, 2009, 08:02:36
However he lives in a pram and likes to throw toys.

and make wanker signs at us


Title: Re: 80% Bollocks.... Please no....Steve Phillips To Swindon?
Post by: Berniman on Wednesday, January 21, 2009, 09:10:22
Was that Konstantopolopolis in goal for Swansea reserves last night the guy that used to play for Hartlepool and went to Coventry?  He was a decent keeper and would be the better option if available, DW also knows him.

Or am I barking up the wrong tree here?


Title: Re: 80% Bollocks.... Please no....Steve Phillips To Swindon?
Post by: overthehill on Wednesday, January 21, 2009, 09:13:58
Should not the first priority be a decent midfield player who could take some of the pressure off our beleagured (good word init) defence.


Title: Re: 80% Bollocks.... Please no....Steve Phillips To Swindon?
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Wednesday, January 21, 2009, 10:12:53
Words cannot describe how much I hate this man

He is odder than odd


Title: Re: 80% Bollocks.... Please no....Steve Phillips To Swindon?
Post by: DMR on Wednesday, January 21, 2009, 10:52:46
and make wanker signs at us

Roberts and more to the point Peacock used to give us plenty 'n all.


Title: Re: 80% Bollocks.... Please no....Steve Phillips To Swindon?
Post by: Colin Todd on Wednesday, January 21, 2009, 11:45:17
STFC Gazza,   were you the "source close to STFC?"


Title: Re: 80% Bollocks.... Please no....Steve Phillips To Swindon?
Post by: Samdy Gray on Wednesday, January 21, 2009, 11:52:05
Leaving Bristol Rovers because he's not impressed with the training facilities. Yeah, that sounds like a really valid reason to leave after you've been at a club for 3 years.

I smell bullshit.


Title: Re: 80% Bollocks.... Please no....Steve Phillips To Swindon?
Post by: Batch on Wednesday, January 21, 2009, 12:03:40
Words cannot describe how much I hate this man

He is odder than odd

That's odd, he speaks very highly of you and your friend ;)


Title: Re: 80% Bollocks.... Please no....Steve Phillips To Swindon?
Post by: janaage on Wednesday, January 21, 2009, 12:08:44
From a source close to Rovers

"I saw Steve Phillips at Temple meads earlier,he was trying to catch a train to Swindon......he missed it by miles."  from 606.

Ha ha, sounds like he'd fit in well behind our defence.


Title: Re: 80% Bollocks.... Please no....Steve Phillips To Swindon?
Post by: DV on Wednesday, January 21, 2009, 12:26:18
Was that Konstantopolopolis in goal for Swansea reserves last night the guy that used to play for Hartlepool and went to Coventry?  He was a decent keeper and would be the better option if available, DW also knows him.

Or am I barking up the wrong tree here?

No you are right, however I dont think Konstontoplos or Phillips would improve our team.

Our those two really any better than what we've got. I dont think so.


Title: Re: 80% Bollocks.... Please no....Steve Phillips To Swindon?
Post by: Berniman on Wednesday, January 21, 2009, 12:48:30
I dunno, I think he was as good as them when they were all playing well.  If we end up losing Brez, opolopolopolis wouldn't be a bad replacement if it is a cheap deal.  In the season that Brez was good and got injured I remember him being the best keeper in the league that season and going to Cov for decent money.


Title: Re: 80% Bollocks.... Please no....Steve Phillips To Swindon?
Post by: DV on Wednesday, January 21, 2009, 12:54:16
decent money?

he went on a free.


Title: Re: 80% Bollocks.... Please no....Steve Phillips To Swindon?
Post by: nevillew on Wednesday, January 21, 2009, 12:59:49
I will tear my season ticket up if this cunt joins us.
  >:( >:( >:( >:(

http://www.bristolrovers.vitalfootball.co.uk/article.asp?a=140034

Vital Gas understands that Bristol Rovers keeper Steve Phillips is unhappy at the Memorial Stadium after the promise of better training facilities have not materialised.

A source close to Swindon Town Football Club revealed that Phillips was looking to move away from Rovers at the end of the season.

We understand that Phillips is looking to team up with former Bristol City Manager Danny Wilson at Swindon Town



Come off it Gazza, you'll be sponsoring him next season !


Title: Re: 80% Bollocks.... Please no....Steve Phillips To Swindon?
Post by: STFC_Gazza on Wednesday, January 21, 2009, 13:01:18
Come off it Gazza, you'll be sponsoring him next season !

Doubt it will be saving up for the World Cup next year so not sure I will be sponsoring anyone...


Title: Re: 80% Bollocks.... Please no....Steve Phillips To Swindon?
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Wednesday, January 21, 2009, 13:22:34
That's odd, he speaks very highly of you and your friend ;)

well remembered  :D :yuck:


Title: Re: 80% Bollocks.... Please no....Steve Phillips To Swindon?
Post by: leefer on Wednesday, January 21, 2009, 13:23:27
My feeling is he could be coming here as a coach as well...and maybe cover for Brez and Smith.


Title: Re: 80% Bollocks.... Please no....Steve Phillips To Swindon?
Post by: janaage on Wednesday, January 21, 2009, 13:32:23
Flippin heck are we seriously talking about taking on not only an ex-shit head, but an ex-gashead, who has done his best to wind up Swindon fans for years.

Surely you can't be happy with contributing in any way to that blokes wages.  Football's begining to do my head in.


Title: Re: 80% Bollocks.... Please no....Steve Phillips To Swindon?
Post by: Tails on Wednesday, January 21, 2009, 13:33:32
If he comes here and play well I couldn't give a shit. At least then he'd be our cunt, we haven't had a proper wind up merchant for fucking years.

Bring back Darren Bullock!


Title: Re: 80% Bollocks.... Please no....Steve Phillips To Swindon?
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Wednesday, January 21, 2009, 13:33:46
Plus I thought when he nearly came here last time - he didnt like it and didnt sign as "no-one respected him"


Title: Re: 80% Bollocks.... Please no....Steve Phillips To Swindon?
Post by: janaage on Wednesday, January 21, 2009, 13:36:55
The thought of him in a Town shirt turns my stomach.

How could anyone respect him JFW?  The blokes a wan....


Title: Re: 80% Bollocks.... Please no....Steve Phillips To Swindon?
Post by: Colin Todd on Wednesday, January 21, 2009, 13:37:36
Its a good job this is all bollocks then Jan


Title: Re: 80% Bollocks.... Please no....Steve Phillips To Swindon?
Post by: janaage on Wednesday, January 21, 2009, 13:38:52
Good point CT.


Title: Re: 80% Bollocks.... Please no....Steve Phillips To Swindon?
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Wednesday, January 21, 2009, 13:39:02
he is odd

odd odd odd


Title: Re: 80% Bollocks.... Please no....Steve Phillips To Swindon?
Post by: Tails on Wednesday, January 21, 2009, 13:56:28
I've heard he's quite odd.


Title: Re: 80% Bollocks.... Please no....Steve Phillips To Swindon?
Post by: leefer on Wednesday, January 21, 2009, 13:59:51
So shall we say even money hes odd?


Title: Re: 80% Bollocks.... Please no....Steve Phillips To Swindon?
Post by: Berniman on Wednesday, January 21, 2009, 14:10:45
decent money?

he went on a free.

OK.  But that doesn't change the fact that he was a decent keeper, it wasn't as if Hartlepool released him, more of a case that he let his contract run down so that he could progress.

I am sure if he wasn't at the end of his contract he would have been valued at over £500k back then.  I don't know whether he has gone backwards since then, but he would still be worth a punt, better than Philips anyway, he's just odd.....apparently!


Title: Re: 80% Bollocks.... Please no....Steve Phillips To Swindon?
Post by: broomfield on Wednesday, January 21, 2009, 14:35:16
In what way odd? Please clarify with all of the gory bits in!


Title: Re: 80% Bollocks.... Please no....Steve Phillips To Swindon?
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Wednesday, January 21, 2009, 14:55:36
its all in an old thread somewhere


Title: Re: 80% Bollocks.... Please no....Steve Phillips To Swindon?
Post by: Saxondale on Wednesday, January 21, 2009, 15:14:40
Wasnt it something about him wanting a 3 some with you and your mate?  Which is only odd if you or your mate are minging.  As I havent seen either of you I cant comment.


Title: Re: 80% Bollocks.... Please no....Steve Phillips To Swindon?
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Wednesday, January 21, 2009, 15:18:22
That wasnt the only reason he was odd - he just seemed like he was on another planet - like he thought he was this god like creature or like so famous he was more famous than Michael Jackson or something - Its hard to explain


Title: Re: 80% Bollocks.... Please no....Steve Phillips To Swindon?
Post by: Berniman on Wednesday, January 21, 2009, 17:05:27
Is there a link between your new Hetty picture, the requested threesome, and him being odd?

Now that sounds like one interesting night!


Title: Re: 80% Bollocks.... Please no....Steve Phillips To Swindon?
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Wednesday, January 21, 2009, 17:07:23
please dont tarnish Hetty with such statements


Title: Re: 80% Bollocks.... Please no....Steve Phillips To Swindon?
Post by: land_of_bo on Wednesday, January 21, 2009, 17:13:05
I bet Hetty swallows


Title: Re: 80% Bollocks.... Please no....Steve Phillips To Swindon?
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Wednesday, January 21, 2009, 17:13:24
Bring back Darren Bullock!

I agree.


Title: Re: 80% Bollocks.... Please no....Steve Phillips To Swindon?
Post by: Bennett on Wednesday, January 21, 2009, 17:23:30
I agree.

i also agree


Title: Re: 80% Bollocks.... Please no....Steve Phillips To Swindon?
Post by: Berniman on Wednesday, January 21, 2009, 18:01:45
What, that Hetty Swallows?  Have you tried then?


Title: Re: 80% Bollocks.... Please no....Steve Phillips To Swindon?
Post by: Bennett on Wednesday, January 21, 2009, 18:46:15
yes


Title: Re: 80% Bollocks.... Please no....Steve Phillips To Swindon?
Post by: Berniman on Thursday, January 22, 2009, 09:30:17
Nothing sucks like an Electrolux!


Title: Re: 80% Bollocks.... Please no....Steve Phillips To Swindon?
Post by: wheretherealredsare on Thursday, January 22, 2009, 10:59:20
Let's not forget the goblin teas-maid ...


Title: Re: 80% Bollocks.... Please no....Steve Phillips To Swindon?
Post by: ron dodgers on Thursday, January 22, 2009, 12:54:18
I fancy Hetty


Title: Re: 80% Bollocks.... Please no....Steve Phillips To Swindon?
Post by: wheretherealredsare on Thursday, January 22, 2009, 12:56:47
Is she only in the pink ... or can it be in brown as well?


Title: Re: 80% Bollocks.... Please no....Steve Phillips To Swindon?
Post by: ibelieveinmrreeves on Thursday, January 22, 2009, 13:13:31
Is she only in the pink ... or can it be in brown as well?

Yes, but it'll cost you.


Title: Re: 80% Bollocks.... Please no....Steve Phillips To Swindon?
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Thursday, January 22, 2009, 13:32:20
enough now please!!!


Title: Re: 80% Bollocks.... Please no....Steve Phillips To Swindon?
Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, January 22, 2009, 13:36:45
Is it true that girls with big noses like sucking cock more than those without? I reckon that Hetty is pure filth.



Title: Re: 80% Bollocks.... Please no....Steve Phillips To Swindon?
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Thursday, January 22, 2009, 13:37:40
ENOUGH!!!!


Title: Re: 80% Bollocks.... Please no....Steve Phillips To Swindon?
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Thursday, January 22, 2009, 14:45:10
Don't get so het up.