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Vincent starting. Let's hope he comes through the game unscathed, the sooner he's back in the first team the better.

he's been out a long time and is into his 30s. I dont expect he'll be fit enough/sharp enough to play in the first team any time soon.

Plus he's not very good, certainly not the answer to our left back issues.

Well we didnt have left back issues last season when he was playing.

Very very wrong, one of the best defenders at the club by a mile.

he was ok

quite liked him playing CB to be honest, looked better there

No good going forward and slow.

But good positional awareness and a good communicator.

We miss him.

Just on my way to this. Yes i am mad

Latest is 3-2 to us, triallist has scored!  Also Kennedy and Allen.

Chris Allen, I remember him.

Soon to be

Callum Kennedy, I remember him.

The french guy has scored again, maybe he is the new Sabin?

Callum Kennedy is captain in a team containing Vincent, which is interesting.

Just got bad, was a good game with 9 goals.

Vincent looked ok but was clearly rusty. 'Conceded' the penalty but was a poor decision in truth.

P Smith did alright, as did Thompson. Morrison played well and was one of the better players. The defensive trailist was ok to start with he looked and played like Kanyuka but got a bit better as the game went on. Pretty strong and loved going through the back of their strikers.

Macklin had a quiet game compared to how he usually is when i've seen him play. Did set up a goal thought.

Nalis, harsh but the legs have gone he is done for. He couldnt even make an impression in this game. Chris Allen took his goal bloody well after a really weird/awful header to take him away from goal. Good passer of the ball but still looks 12, technically sound too small.

Kennedy played left wing and scored a screamer and generally had a good game, if anyone sent out 'hey Danny pick me next game' message from their play is was probably Kennedy. Didnt see much of the ball second half.

Joyce started off poor but did ok nothing special.

Striker trailist actually looked very good, he put in a lot of effort, closed down the defenders and played really well with his back to goal. He won every header and those he flicked on, he flicked on to a red shirt. His touch to bring it out the air and bring it down was very good and as soon as he had passed the ball, he was turned and getting into the box right away. Good his first two goals really well and his third was an excellent finish. Its hard to describe the move but from the angle and the defender on the post there was only one place he could put it, and he did.

Didnt tire either, so looked pretty fit dunno how much football he has played recently.

Im aware it was only a reserve game but if I had to judge the two trailist purely on that game I'd keep them around and take another look or two at the defender and get the striker on a short term maybe month to month deal. Looks to be decent enough cover for Corr who wont be back this season.

Unless of course he signs for Swansea tomorrow¬!

Thanks for the review there DV was hoping someone was there. was going to pop down but didn't remember it was on until about 7:30. So the trialist striker to get a deal until the end of the season?

Cheers for that, i might even try to make the next one, as certainly sounds more exciting than the first team at the mo.

it was

bad boy adies reserve team army!

also, half time vincent came off and casal came on.

the ball really didnt go down the left hand side at all 2nd half and apart from throw ins I dont Casal even got a touch!!

Sounds good, question how strong a side did Swansea put out?

Konstantopoulous and Bauza are the only players mentioned in the adver report, but they're experienced hands.

I didnt get a team sheet and im not expert on their reserve/fringe players...

Their number 10 who scores 2 of their goals Bauza was good and was certainly a regular for them last season, probably this season two. Think it was 2-2 when we went off.

I think Owain Tudor Jones who was linked with a move here played in midfield (poorly) and they had Dimitri Konstantopolopodoptoplos in goal

Martinez was sat in the arkells stand and I expect Swansea have a fair few females who attend their games!!!

Can only be a good thing :)

Oh dear, just seen the pic of razak on the O/S. It's really the Boob, after a michael jackson stylee skin tint!

I swear Morrison scored his goal before Razak got his 3rd?!

Razak's pic on the OS makes him look like a sherman tank.

so was it 5-4 or what?

Why DV, is he a bit dreamy? :)

6-3


he's a good looking bloke

Would you?

no because I am not a gay but I wouldnt mind looking like he does!!

You best get on the cake then.

I'm not gay, but i have decided i'm gonna let him do me if he's a dishy as you say.

Best game this season

This bloke from Haiti ... could be a problem as he's due in court for beating up a bank manager in Dover. Apparently while he was playing overseas he used to send his wages to an account in Barclays in Dover ready for when he came to try his luck here. He'd sent about 50,000 euros, which he reckoned would convert to about £48,000. Anyway, when he went to the bank to collect his dosh the cashier checked and told him he had £45,000. He got upset and asked to see the manager who explained the difference was down to fluctuations.

And that's when Hamdi lost his rag and said "fuck you English too!" and laid into the manager.

Him and Adie williams will be sorted then.

Perhaps we're using the CPS as a scouting network? Joey Barton and Stevie G would do a job here I reckon.

Sounds like just the guy we need!

Adie has got the players good at attacking and launching assaults.

who was that lanky portugese lad we had on trial a few pre seasons ago...i always thought he looked pretty handy with arieta (i think that was his name, fuck me my memory is bad)

Guiama or something like that.

that's what i thought, thank you for being my memory simon

Martinez must just have been checking on the fitness and sharpness of his players,because he picked
Konstantopoulos in goal today (He made 3 fantastic 2nd half saves today) put Bauza and Tudor -Jones
on the bench ,from those that played in the reserves the other night.

  Really is it me? has no one sussed the worlds oldest joke?

I think it's just it don't work in text fella. "fluct" "u" "ations" indeed.

I have to admit I still don't really get it

Am I right in saying this joke may have generated a little bit more success if wheretherealredsare knew was Haiti was

Probably not actually because if he knew Haiti was in the Caribbean he probably wouldn't have done the joke in the first place (assuming Jan is right)

 ???

I was wondering that, is it supposed to be fuck u asians? That's what confused me.

Or it just could be Haitians, not Asians....

That truly was terrible then.

Thank you, kindred spirit.

You just can't get the audiences nowadays. ::)

I stand by my previous post ;)

I agree Rich, but there's been fuck all to smile about on here recently so a little bit of comedic licence should be allowed.

And how long has Haiti been a part of a reindeer?