Thetownend.com

Is anyone else sick of hearing about this bloke already? OK fair play, first black US president etc but for fuck sake if I hear about his inauguration and all the stars who are wanking over him I am going to scream. Most americans are thick as shit as well.  >:(

Can you post the link where the stars wank over him. I think I'd like to see it.

if jessica alba bean flicks i want to see it

Nope cant get enough it.

I was watching some of his speeches on You Tube last night,he'll probably let everyone down as polticians generally do but for the time being he's great.

You know what Gaz,if you dont like it don't watch it.

To be honest gazz no, not really.  The bloke is just about to become the most important geezer on the planet, I think he deserves the news coverage he's getting at the moment.

I echo the sentiments of JA and YR.

Ill post it in the NSFW section later!

im suprise there hasnt been any assination attempts so far tbh

These assassination comments being made confuse me to a certain extent.  I've heard quite a few people say stuff like that, but I don't really see why Obama is a bigger assasination target that the much less popular george W Bush? 

Because barack obama is black.

Bit harsh, nobody hates Gary that much do they?

He will be the most protected man in the world. His car is like a tank etc... Martin Luther king was assassinated and ofcourse that thought comes into mind, but you would like to think the world is perhaps a bit more tolarant now, although I know in the USA there are several white surpremist groups who would no doubt want a pop at him. Interesting that one is....

I can name 3 people that would want me gone.... starting with my Mother...

Also thinking about it gary, I love the way you've created a thread about a bloke that you're tired of hearing about!!  Brilliant work fella.

Hope it doesn't happen, but I'm sure some loon will have a pop at knocking him off.

Because you dont get radical liberal assasins.

Yes I know, I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed, its the "so many stars coming out including bono, sheryl crowe" etc that gets on my tits more than the guy himself although YES I did say sick of hearing about the bloke.

There already was a thwared attempt.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/barackobama/2623571/Plot-to-kill-Barack-Obama-uncovered.html

I know what you're saying gary, I've tried to stay away from the celebrity endorsement interviews, decided that as soon as Oprah (I've never backed a US presidential nominee before) Winfrey jumped on the Obama bandwagon.

Although you'd think there would be some extremist antiwar groups and muslims extremists that would make Bush number 1 target,so actualy you're probably right JA.

although being Anti war and killing someone would be a bit hypocritical..

Im typing as i think here...

I've probably gone and put the mockers on OB now though, if he dies I will blame myself.



I would have thought, as you say YR, that some Islamic extremist group would have had a pop at George by now, maybe they'll have a go at him when he's longer in Washington.

As a person he is the "typical american family" i guess so he will be the "great hope" I am sure.

3 of the previous 4 assassinated US presidents have been Republican.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_United_States_Presidential_assassination_attempts

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Presidents_of_the_United_States#President-elect

Couldn't be arsed to work out what the scores were for shots off target.

Killed by a Confederate Sympethiser,an anarchist,because god told him and who knows with lee Harvey Oswald.I guess that just proves that theres a nutter for every President? interesting read though.

 

 


 

 

 

 


 


 

 

 

 


 two president and dollar trick MUST READ
 


History Mystery






Have a history teacher explain this----- if they can.



Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln .

Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln , was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.



John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln , was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.



Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Now hang on to your seat.

Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford.'
Kennedy was shot in a car called ' Lincoln ' made by 'Ford.'

Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater.

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And here's the kicker...

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe , Maryland
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.



Creepy huh? Send this to as many people as you can, cause:
Hey, this is one history lesson most people probably will not mind reading!
 
 
 


 
 
 
 


 
 
 

 WHO FIGURED THIS OUT?       

INCREDIBLE       
1) Fold a NEW PINK $20 bill in half...




2) Fold again, taking care to fold it exactly as below



3) Fold the other end, exactly as before




4) Now, simply turn it over...       




What a coincidence! A simple geometric fold creates a catastrophic premonition printed on all $20 bills!!!
COINCIDENCE?        YOU DECIDE

As if that wasn't enough. Here is what you've seen...

Firstly The Pentagon on fire...       



Then  The  Twin Towers.


..And now .. look at this!



TRIPLE COINCIDENCE ON A SIMPLE $20 BILL       
It gets even better!! 9 + 11=$20!!       

This is too interesting to pass up!
 
 Take a peek at this.

 
 

 

 

 

 


 


 

 

 

 


 two president and dollar trick MUST READ
 


History Mystery






Have a history teacher explain this----- if they can.



Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln .

Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln , was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.



John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln , was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.



Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Now hang on to your seat.

Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford.'
Kennedy was shot in a car called ' Lincoln ' made by 'Ford.'

Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater.

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And here's the kicker...

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe , Maryland
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.



Creepy huh? Send this to as many people as you can, cause:
Hey, this is one history lesson most people probably will not mind reading!
 
 
 


 
 
 
 


 
 
 

 WHO FIGURED THIS OUT?       

INCREDIBLE       
1) Fold a NEW PINK $20 bill in half...




2) Fold again, taking care to fold it exactly as below



3) Fold the other end, exactly as before




4) Now, simply turn it over...       




What a coincidence! A simple geometric fold creates a catastrophic premonition printed on all $20 bills!!!
COINCIDENCE?        YOU DECIDE

As if that wasn't enough. Here is what you've seen...

Firstly The Pentagon on fire...       



Then  The  Twin Towers.


..And now .. look at this!



TRIPLE COINCIDENCE ON A SIMPLE $20 BILL       
It gets even better!! 9 + 11=$20!!       

This is too interesting to pass up!


Take a peek at this!
 
 

 
 

Sorry about the Dollar bit,,,didnt come out.

Yeah lets talk about our great political leaders like err, nick clegg, gordon brown and david "eton fag" cameron, and yeah what has america ever given the western world, its not like any of them have ever written any good music, books, movies, comedy, been any good at sport or contributed toward any useful scientific advancement of the species, fucks sake who's in celeb big brother still thats where its at - i feel the hand of history on my shoulder, vernes gonna win

Only three Gary?

Why do people Barack Obama, can't they be nice to him.

Hes so celeb I love him

what other presedents have been "torso of the week" in Heat magazine?!

I'm not drinking this month.  So far, I've abstained successfully and I'm not really missing alcohol at all (although I'm going to enjoy my first beer in a few weeks, I'm sure.)

The problem is, I've been saving a nice bottle of champagne for a special occasion, and waving goodbye to everyone's favourite chimp/village idiot/war criminal seems to good an opportunity to miss.

What should I do?

There's only one answer you'll get from me, and it's the one you want.

Drinky drink drink.