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You're on a desert island for 3 months, you have a choice of:

A: One forum member

B: One foodstuff

C: One song

Go for it kids. Oink.  :)

a. Birdy :wink:

b. Beer

c. Any Wham! song.

A: Ben

B: Oysters

C: YMCA

a. Whoever I chose, it would probably end up like that WW2 set film with Lee Marvin and some Jap stranded on an island trying to kill each other.

b. Pizza

c. PJ & Duncan, Let's Get Ready To Rumble!

a.) RappersDelight/Bennett/Luci - they can fight over it
b.) Chocolate milkshake
c.) White Water Hymnal - Fleet Foxes

1 Luci
2 grapes
3 Too much Too Young

I think Luci's gonna win this hands down!

I was gonna say Luci, or JFW, or Miss Angry but I didn't want to appear sexist.

Birdy
KFC
Stairway to Heaven

Fred
Roast Dinner (is that allowed?)
Champagne Supernova

woohoo a sort of quiz/game - thanks Sussex

1) I would take Sonic to make me laugh or Ben to draw me pictures and cook me tea......... or maybe Bennett to look hot... or maybe Herthab to milk his moobs ;) Or JCP to gossip with?
(I was gunna say Mr O mulley the alley cat but he never put me!  :P)

2) cheese - maybe some nice stilton

3) Shayne Ward - Tell him - I very much heart this song at the moment

Oh yeah, you can join in the fight to be my guest too! I had a blank!

You can fuck right off you nonce

JFW
Fillet steak
London Calling

Haha fred you just made me laugh out loud! I'd be offended if alec chose me too :P

A. Bennett, just so I could annoy him with the owwwwwwwwwwww noise. Or jfw *swoon*

B. Macaroni cheese with tomato ketchup!

C. Anything by dj shadow, apart from anything from "outsider" :S

is Fatburys real name Alec?

Yeah, Alec Boysbums

God I actually believed that for a minute!

1) Birdie

2) Fillet Steak

3) I predict a Riot

No, it really is Alec

A. Don't Mind. Anybody want to volunteer?

B. A Drug stash to rival all stashes.

C. Some sort of sea shanty.

1 JFW
2 Squirty Cream
3 JFW can choose

I was gonna say JFW, but as she is a little in demand with the squirty cream....

1.) JJedmunds (for conversation only you understand)
2.) Lasagna
3.) Summertime (Fresh Prince)

FRED!!! You didnt let me down .... thats why I picked you ;)

sorry I want to go and sing sea shantys with Ben

I dont want to eat drugs though? will you pick me coconuts from the trees instead?

fatburys avatar girl(she counts as she's on the forum sort of)
curry
jammin-bob marley

I think you may have underestimated just how lazy Ben is.

 A.....Larwood

 B.... Salt....assuming plentiful supply of palm trees

 C.... Victory Test match...Lord Beginner

I'll try.

is sea shantys like what pirates sing

like yo ho ho and a bottle of rum?

I hope so, Otherwise I'm going to be super disappointed when I get to my Desert Island.

Toni
Pizza
American Pie

i'd only throw a strop and quit the island in a huff then come back a month later with my tail between my legs.


1) ben for nerdisms
2) quesadillas
3) boston - more than a feeling

JFW-so i feel young
cheese- assuming there's some sort of cracker plant
i want you to know-seahorses...it's just a cool song

A...any of the ladys who dont mind catching then cooking the fish.
B...Chips..to go with the Fish.
C...Identity by X Ray Specs(or maybe Creep by Radiohead)

A: I wouldnt want people on a Desert Island.Id want my Dog so I shall register him on the forum.

B: A Hog Roast,crackling baby!

C: Heaven Knows im Miserbale Now.

A. None of you cunts
B. Thai Green Curry
C. 3 Doors Down - Here Without Out

1. Im torn between herthab and yeovil, they could both make me laugh n i would have fun trying to make them smile
2. Tacos
3. Juke Box blues - June carter-cash cos it always makes me smile, dance and sing

Ben (cos i want to share his stash)

Sheppards pie (with fajita mix and baked beans cooked into the mince)

Underworlds born slippy (still up there with the best of them)

You must be a student.

1. Miss angry
2. tacos
3. from under the cork tree

1.Spencer White.
2.Terry's chocolate oranges.
3.This charming man

31 years old but i still act like one. Cant see me changing for a few years either, my lifes ace.

Keep living the dream. And add beans to every recipe.

Errrrr I have decided to change my song to "don't stop believing" by Journey. Thanks!

just a small town girl
livin' in a lonely wooooooooooorld
she took a midnight train
goin' anywhere

On the subject of nerdisms, have you played Spelunky? It's a bit like cave story in graphics and gameplay, but also somehow has similarities to a roguelike game, like nethack or angband or something. Brilliantly odd. I'm horribly addicted. You can get it here. http://forums.tigsource.com/index.php?topic=4017.0

And if we're on a desert island can we listen to Please, Please, Please Let Me Get What I Want? We can switch to the instrumental version by that weird band which is in Ferris Bueller's Day Off. The scene at the art gallery.

Oh and it's good for feeling sorry for our desert island stranded selves.

1)Luci
2)Rum
3)In the summertime- mungo jerry

Right - Im not going with you anymore!!  :nonono:

we wanted the same food and everything!

Come and join me and luci! you got to love a bit of Mungo J

just cause you want a dirty threesome!! If I wanted filth on my Island Id take Mex!  :D

seeing as how youve booked your church you need to start behaving like a married man! ;)

A: Birdy - Best female on here

B: Chicken and Crispy Bacon Baguette from Baguette Du Monde   :eatkf: (only have shops in Brum)

C: Be Somebody - Kings of Leon

Im in it for the intellectual conversation about ear muffs, heat magazine and such. :D

Why have most people chosen a female to go with? I'm sure that despite what they post on here they're really interesting and stuff, but I don't see.........Ahhhhhhhh, I get it. You think being stuck on a desert island will increase your chances of sleeping with them. You really are a bunch of rascals.

I'd choose Dave Russell. I reckon after I've killed him 10 seconds into his first golf story, his body would provide food for a couple of months

Food issues are covered in the first answer

I'd make a song up along the lines of..

Dave Russell
There ain't much muscle
It's mostly gristle
The stupid useless twat

I'd work it around C, G7 and Dmin

but the female of the species does provide good food source! Golden top or semi skimmed anyone?

a Any female under the age of 50
b Eggs, bacon, fried bread and mushrooms
c Beatles albums

Hope she's not of the lesbian variety

I've changed my mind!

The forum member I'd take is Spacey. I'd keep him in a cage and visit every so often so he could amuse me. If he didn't generate the amount of laughs I wanted, I'd poke him with a sharp stick.
(I'd probably poke him with a sharp stick anyway)

Fuck me, you're brave!

After careful consideration, I've gone for:

a. Bangkok Red.
b. Some form of red Thai curry
c. INXS - Suicide Blonde

it's only so we can have manly chats  :D

her bussies would make an excellent pillow!

thats Paul's dept not mine

Excuse me!  I am a person, I have feelings!

i thought you wouldn't mind being on a desert island for a few months?!

oh

1) Chubbs
2) Chocolate
3) Love is a battlefield - Pat Benatar

That is quite true magic, I could do with some peace and quiet, when can we go?

I knew you wouldn't pick me so I never picked you!

(With your taste in music probably a good job)

I knew you wouldn't pick me so I never picked you ;)

JFW
XL Bacon Double Cheeseburger from Burger King
Little by Little

A.  Me (cos I dont know any of you other fuckers)
B.  Guinness
C.  Leaving On A Jet Plane

Fucks sake, that's another domestic tonight then!

A: Whits

B: Salt and vinegar chipsticks

C: Stone Roses - I Wanna Be Adored

A: JPC, I would never tire of his youth team anecdotes

B: The birthday cake that me and my flat mate for me yesterday

C: Rusko's Essential mix - 2 hours of pure brilliance

As flattered as I am, I should inform you that I cannot cook red Thai curry (Or any other food).

You don't have to, we'd have an endless supply. It's all imaginary.

A. I'd rather go on me own but if I had to it would be Mex as he's bound to have contacts anywhere.

B. Bacon sandwich.

C. Adams Song, Blink 182