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This is a direct plea to Andrew Fitton, I know its been a difficult few weeks and you are beginning to start the managerial interview process again, so please, please reinterview sheena easton.

She would be a wonderful asset to the club, and if results were going against us she could pop her baby juice containers out in front of the arkells and that would quieten down any discontent.

Victor Chandler have got her down as an outsider at 200-1 so why dont we pool together some money and cash in on those odds for the good of the club? Then we could fuck her off and get in Stuart Pearce?

Come on Mr. Fitton please please see sense and make sure sheena sheena sheena takes a bow at the county ground before the brighton game.

christ, this joke is as dull, boring, over used and well past its sell by date as I am.

Fuck off dv it's ace, and not a joke.

Getting Sheena Easton listed on the VC odds list is the greatest TEF achievement of the year. Even if it was pretty much down to Mex, we're fucking claiming it.

oooooohhhh get you.

Getting her listed on VC is only half the battle. We need an official denial from AF and then Sheena's agent, preferably along the lines of "Manager of what? Are ye drunk? Away with ye laddie afore I call the polis". I've assumed her agent's Scottish for the sake of doing the cod accent to annoy janaage.

Would be good in a future interview if Watkins or Fitton through a comment in like "listen there have been all kinds of people linked to the job, I even hear Sheena Easton's been mentioned...." would be a nice touch.

i think ed hadwin has already been asked, but the turncoat fucknut didnt play ball

Ed Hadwin fucks me off.

Let's rape him.

That's your answer to everything!

It's alright Tails, once John realises Ed is older than 15 he won't be interested any more.

John raped me and I liked it.

My age limit doesn't count for men.

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!

for once i agree with DV.

sometimes this forum turns into a fucking holiday camp for window lickers!!!!

this sheena thing wasnt funny to start with, let alone keep going on about it weeks later

You've completely missed the point though, a bit like the manatee threads.

yeah i didnt get that rubbish either, am i being a bit thick?

yes.

rape him John.

it's not rape if he can't say no.

not really. it's just a poor joke