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Had this piece sent to be in a Christmas Card from an ex-copper ...

May I offer you best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most joyous traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, but with respect for the religious persuasion of others who choose to practice their own religion as well as those who choose not to practice a religion at all;

Additionally, a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the generally accepted calendar year 2009, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions have helped make our society great, without regard to the race, creed, colour, religious, or sexual preferences of the wishes.


(Disclaimer: This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal.
It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/him self or others and no responsibility for any unintended emotional stress these greetings may bring to those not caught up in the holiday spirit.)



Have a great Christmas everyone - Dell

fuck off you black tranny muslim cunt

I had that come through on an email earlier - its doing the office rounds.

I don't get it.

Fröhliche Weihnachten.