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Title: Royal variety performance
Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Wednesday, December 17, 2008, 19:45:54
this is like a school play, its shit :)


Title: Re: Royal variety performance
Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Wednesday, December 17, 2008, 19:48:52
emma bunton is morphing into pauline fowler.

fuck me its the hip hop flying pickets


Title: Re: Royal variety performance
Post by: Sussex on Wednesday, December 17, 2008, 19:52:44
flying pickets

Beat me to it!


Title: Re: Royal variety performance
Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Wednesday, December 17, 2008, 19:58:20
why has duffy got no trousers on?


Title: Re: Royal variety performance
Post by: dell boy on Wednesday, December 17, 2008, 19:59:15
Cliff Richards and The Shadows are on later, time to ROCK


Title: Re: Royal variety performance
Post by: Rich Pullen on Wednesday, December 17, 2008, 19:59:55
why has duffy got no trousers on?

Distraction from her FACE?

meow.


Title: Re: Royal variety performance
Post by: Sippo on Wednesday, December 17, 2008, 20:01:56
That Bird from wicked. I'd let her get wicked with me.


Title: Re: Royal variety performance
Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Wednesday, December 17, 2008, 20:02:14
brian may is a fucking cunt. this is fucking shit pub music. christ i might have to start watching villa


Title: Re: Royal variety performance
Post by: Rich Pullen on Wednesday, December 17, 2008, 20:03:34
She sounds and looks like she should sing on one of those generic one-hit-wonder dance tracks.


Title: Re: Royal variety performance
Post by: Simon Pieman on Wednesday, December 17, 2008, 20:03:49
I'd have a go on Duffy. Is that a bit wrong?

Does she have any other songs though?


Title: Re: Royal variety performance
Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Wednesday, December 17, 2008, 20:04:28
hamburg 1 may 0


Title: Re: Royal variety performance
Post by: Bob's Orange on Wednesday, December 17, 2008, 20:04:56
brian may is a fucking cunt. this is fucking shit pub music. christ i might have to start watching villa

Just gone 1 down. Watching the game listening to Alfie's 4 year old album crying at teatime.


Title: Re: Royal variety performance
Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Wednesday, December 17, 2008, 20:15:23
who is this little cunt?


Title: Re: Royal variety performance
Post by: Sippo on Wednesday, December 17, 2008, 20:25:55
no no no no fuckin no.

I hate cliff richard with a fuckin passion. More than anything or anyone in this world!!


Title: Re: Royal variety performance
Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Wednesday, December 17, 2008, 20:28:38
cliffs still got the moves


Title: Re: Royal variety performance
Post by: oxford_fan on Wednesday, December 17, 2008, 20:30:51
nice glasses on cliffs mate, they're a more curved version of my avatar


Title: Re: Royal variety performance
Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Wednesday, December 17, 2008, 20:32:19
theres a peadophile on drums


Title: Re: Royal variety performance
Post by: adje on Wednesday, December 17, 2008, 20:33:04
no no no no fuckin no.

I hate cliff richard with a fuckin passion. More than anything or anyone in this world!!


More than Joey Beauchump?


Title: Re: Royal variety performance
Post by: oxford_fan on Wednesday, December 17, 2008, 20:33:23
what the.....


Title: Re: Royal variety performance
Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Wednesday, December 17, 2008, 20:34:02
hahaha ace homoerotic ballet! do you reckon charlie is getting a boner?


Title: Re: Royal variety performance
Post by: oxford_fan on Wednesday, December 17, 2008, 20:35:14
best act yet


Title: Re: Royal variety performance
Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Wednesday, December 17, 2008, 20:36:23
ace the audience sound confused


Title: Re: Royal variety performance
Post by: Sippo on Wednesday, December 17, 2008, 20:36:32

More than Joey Beauchump?

Beauchamp comes a close second.


Title: Re: Royal variety performance
Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Wednesday, December 17, 2008, 20:43:46
why are the 4 seasons getting bigged up? dont get it.


Title: Re: Royal variety performance
Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Wednesday, December 17, 2008, 20:44:51
cry? no they sweat.


Title: Re: Royal variety performance
Post by: Rich Pullen on Wednesday, December 17, 2008, 20:46:36
why are the 4 seasons getting bigged up? dont get it.

Why are you still watching... I caught a few seconds of Cliff and The Shadows and started bleeding from various places.


Title: Re: Royal variety performance
Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Wednesday, December 17, 2008, 20:47:56
its like anal sex, wrong but something keeps making you do it


Title: Re: Royal variety performance
Post by: nochee on Wednesday, December 17, 2008, 20:51:08
I agree!!


Title: Re: Royal variety performance
Post by: adje on Wednesday, December 17, 2008, 20:51:25
Fuck me-you thought the Jersey Boys were bad?Hark at this cunt!


Title: Re: Royal variety performance
Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Wednesday, December 17, 2008, 20:51:35
speaking of anal sex, barrowman NO!


Title: Re: Royal variety performance
Post by: LucienSanchez on Wednesday, December 17, 2008, 20:54:36
nnngghhhh Addlington...


Title: Re: Royal variety performance
Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Wednesday, December 17, 2008, 20:56:22
this womans well fit, who is she? said shes had hits all over the world?


Title: Re: Royal variety performance
Post by: adje on Wednesday, December 17, 2008, 20:57:48
this womans well fit, who is she? said shes had hits all over the world?

Dont know but she's made a shit song even shitter!


Title: Re: Royal variety performance
Post by: Danjackson10 on Wednesday, December 17, 2008, 20:58:16
leona aint my cuppa either! this has been pretty shite, naff all else on!


Title: Re: Royal variety performance
Post by: LucienSanchez on Wednesday, December 17, 2008, 20:58:48
Leona Lewis - Won Strictly Come Pop Factor last year


Title: Re: Royal variety performance
Post by: oxford_fan on Wednesday, December 17, 2008, 20:59:05
a female singer is going to cover a rock bands song for the next seventeen christmases.

i find this cover a complete shower of shite.


Title: Re: Royal variety performance
Post by: Leggett on Wednesday, December 17, 2008, 21:01:55
these guys are not funny, that is a FACT


Title: Re: Royal variety performance
Post by: Danjackson10 on Wednesday, December 17, 2008, 21:03:30
i suddenly realised what a sad old man i am! royal variety on the box, doing the crossword while drinking my lovely cognac


Title: Re: Royal variety performance
Post by: oxford_fan on Wednesday, December 17, 2008, 21:06:36
i once saw the third man at waitrose in finsbury park.


Title: Re: Royal variety performance
Post by: Leggett on Wednesday, December 17, 2008, 21:09:49
john simm wasnt it? that was fucking awful.


Title: Re: Royal variety performance
Post by: Samdy Gray on Wednesday, December 17, 2008, 21:20:06
Jimmy Carr now, he's pretty funny.


Title: Re: Royal variety performance
Post by: oxford_fan on Wednesday, December 17, 2008, 21:26:03
not greatly. josh groban is a decent singer it turns out, he was the only funny thing on never mind the buzzcocks tother day too. that show is really really shit now, and used to be so good with mark lamar.


Title: Re: Royal variety performance
Post by: oxford_fan on Wednesday, December 17, 2008, 21:26:55
chapman - would you?


Title: Re: Royal variety performance
Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Wednesday, December 17, 2008, 21:27:19
damn right, loads


Title: Re: Royal variety performance
Post by: Batch on Wednesday, December 17, 2008, 21:28:42
used to be so good with mark lamar.

Lamar is a cunt though, I like Amstell better. But I agree the show is tired and in it's death throws.


Title: Re: Royal variety performance
Post by: Danjackson10 on Wednesday, December 17, 2008, 21:35:05
geraldine - would you?


Title: Re: Royal variety performance
Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Wednesday, December 17, 2008, 21:36:30
probably


Title: Re: Royal variety performance
Post by: Leggett on Wednesday, December 17, 2008, 21:37:52
woop, take shat...


Title: Re: Royal variety performance
Post by: Danjackson10 on Wednesday, December 17, 2008, 21:39:01
i like take that


Title: Re: Royal variety performance
Post by: oxford_fan on Wednesday, December 17, 2008, 21:41:56
shine starts with the lyric "you're stuck in Hull"


Title: Re: Royal variety performance
Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Wednesday, December 17, 2008, 21:46:50
more gays!! this is ace.


Title: Re: Royal variety performance
Post by: Bushey Boy on Wednesday, December 17, 2008, 21:47:53
I love watching this stuff!


Title: Re: Royal variety performance
Post by: Danjackson10 on Wednesday, December 17, 2008, 21:56:02
god bless ya mam


Title: Re: Royal variety performance
Post by: Batch on Wednesday, December 17, 2008, 21:56:30
yippee, it's over


Title: Re: Royal variety performance
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Thursday, December 18, 2008, 11:11:56
I only watched a bit before Heroes came on - who were those two men who were like piolets from the olden days but they were speaking like teenagers?? for some reason I found that hilarious 


Title: Re: Royal variety performance
Post by: herthab on Thursday, December 18, 2008, 11:13:13
I only watched a bit before Heroes came on - who were those two men who were like piolets from the olden days but they were speaking like teenagers?? for some reason I found that hilarious 

Sounds like Mitchell and Webb.


Title: Re: Royal variety performance
Post by: LucienSanchez on Thursday, December 18, 2008, 11:15:24
Armstrong and Miller


Title: Re: Royal variety performance
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Thursday, December 18, 2008, 11:16:58
yeah? what are they off?? that was funny - well I thought it was


Title: Re: Royal variety performance
Post by: LucienSanchez on Thursday, December 18, 2008, 11:18:39
They're off the Armstrong and Miller show, but i think Alexander Armstrong did the Pimms adverts amongst other things...


Title: Re: Royal variety performance
Post by: herthab on Thursday, December 18, 2008, 11:20:19
Armstrong and Miller

That's who I meant!