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5) "Get it down"
4) "Skin 'im"
3) "Shooooot"
2) "Fucksake Swindon"

and

1) "Come on Town, these are shit"

 8)

6) What do you mean there's no fucking onions left!!

x 5

bennetts is "i'll fucking stab you" to most refs

Break his fuckin legs.

"whos the bastard in the black"
"dah dah dah dah dah dah dah...fuck off!!"
"fuck sake town"
"get the ball down"
"go on, have him"

WANKER
WANKER
WANKER
WANKER
WANKER

5. Get it on the deck
4. Push up
3. Look at Macnamee in acres on the left
2. You cheating cunt!
1. For fuck sake

1 Chin him!
2 The referee's a wanker
3 Come on you reeeeds
4 fuck's sake give the ball to macca
5 Get in you beauty

Yes
No
Handball
Penalty
Cunt

1) fucking cunt him!
2) break his fucking legs!
3) OOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!         (ask bennett about that one :D)
4) cheating fucking cunts!
5) hahahahahahahaha (aimed at "the forklift", ask luciensanchez bout that one :D)

classic is some goon who is a regular in the town end who is guaranteed to say no matter how we're playing or what the score is, 'make a change'....the miserable fucker makes me look cheerful....

Youre a fucking disgrace ref.

and 4 other variations on that.

I really need to get over my refereehating problem.

They are shit though.

This season.

1.Come on Town.
2.Push Out for fucks sake.
3.Get it out.
4.Help him someone for fucks sake.
5.Go on Macca skin him.

Good Show
Hurrah
Jolly Good
Spiffing
Bravo

Same as, recently I am mosty likely to be heard yelling "you fucking prick/wanker" aimed at the ref.

1) You fucking prick
2) Go on macca, go on macca
3) Fucksake
4) The "fuck off" song :D
5) Ummm...I'll come back to this one
 

1. Aargghh.
2. Fuckin' have 'im.
3. Refff!
4. C'mon Town.
5. Arse, not again for fuck's sake.

I am fairly certain you should have a wake me up at fulltime in that list yeovil

1.) Get in!
2.) Hit him.
3.) Run it.
4.) Hit it.
5.) Handball.

come on taaaahhhn

I spend a bit of time apologising to people sitting close to me, Luci and Fred.....

1. well done Smithy
2. great pass Jerel
3. great pass Pooky
4. great tackle JPM
5. Great goal Peacs

WIDEEEEE
GET IT OUT
SHOOOOT
REFEREEEEE YOU HAVE GOT TO BE JOKING!!!
COME ONNNNNN!

YOU'RE FUCKING JOKING!
NO FUCKING WAY!
BOLLOCKS!
TWAT!
FUCK OFF!

Away from home, I'm partial to the odd RED ARMY! outburst.......

1. Keep it on the ground!
2 Ifil, learn how to pass it on the floor you twat!
3. For fuck sake!
4. Cunts!
5. Oh FFS Paynter jump for the ball.

Move for him McGovern! (he's been better of late)
Put your fucking foot in!
Handball!
What the fuck was that for?!
Get up you diving cunt

1). Stupid fucking internet.
2). Fuck off firefox.
3). WTF is happening now.
4). Fuck off Hadwin.
5). Where did I put my feckin beer.

Mon Town
What the fuck was that for?
It was a foul to be fair
Fucking do 'im
Is he going to make a change or what

That, or laughing at the outlandish views of those who sit around me, especially the angry shouty man from two seats down

just recently its mostly been things like

Im Hungry
Im bored
Im cold
I need a wee

I actually fell asleep for the small period in the first half on Saturday!

My 6 year old godson still wins the matchday quotes for me with
"That man called JP he doesnt try his hardest ALL the time - If I played for the reds I would always try my hardest ALL the time"

Why would you shout these things out?  People round you must think you have tourettes or something.  Must be pretty embarrassing for your dad too, to have his 20 something year old daughter shouting out "I need a wee!!!"

i fucking hate that chant

hmm good point although luckily I think my dad is used to me by now!

1) Don't hoof it Aljofree.
2) Aljofree, don't just kick it.
3) Aljofree, keep it on the deck.
4) Hans, don't just kick it out of touch.
5) Aljofree, just pass the fucking thing.

1. Switch it, look how much room McNamee's got, fucking switch it! (Alas we have no one capable of doing it)
2. Handball (sometimes even when it's our player!)
3. For fuck's sake
4. Give him some options/help (often combined with 3)
5. Come on Swindon

1. Cunt
2. Stab
3. Ref your a pedo!

1. switch it
2. for fuck sake
3. give him an option, somebody help him!
4. give it, give it!
5. come on town!

awesome thread by the way! :D

1. close im fucking down
2. good head
3. keep it on the deck
4. for fucks sake why cant we defend
5. SHOOT

I always say good head, that's a good one

That's brilliant jan. Having nearly lost my own coffee, I read this out to my work colleague and you now owe him a new keyboard

eighties chants are best, my fav is when the keeper has it....

STEPS!

Tragedy

1. HAROLD!!!
2. OHHHHHHHH Bloody PAYNT-ER!
3. That's it, it's all over...
4. Get your custard out ref you cunt!
5. YOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSS!

Well, there's one I've never heard before.

1- for fuck sake
2- do him macca
3- noooooo never ref.
4- movement lads, fucking move for it
5- Brez would have saved that (j/k)

twenty something daughter?

ha!

As in yellow. Jam for a red.

whats that supposed to mean!! Im still twenty something!!

not for long charlotte :) tick tock

Yeah but you count differently.

twenty-one, twenty-two, twenty-three, twenty-four, twenty-five, twenty-six, twenty-seven, twenty-eight, twenty-nine, twenty-ten, twenty-eleven, twenty-twelve, twenty-thirteen, twenty-fourteen, twenty-fifteen, twenty-sixteen, twenty-seventeen, twenty-eighteen, twenty-nineteen, twenty-twenty, twenty-twenty-one.....

who counts like that????

You. I was implying that you thought you were in your twenties because you counted funny. Pretty Weak, I know.

Then JPC had to fuck it right up by posting in between.

oh!!! I see!!

I might actually start counting like that!

Im gonna! Im 29 on saturday im really scared of being 30.... counting like that i wont have to worry!

along with the thread... i dont shout or sing as i believe it to not be very attractive in a woman... unless its to shout at the people around me that are being annoying which is allowed. I do however mouth words to songs :D

Yes, thanks for the explanation - I only said I'd never heard it. ;)

I like what you did there KOK! ;D

EDIT.  KOK isn't meant as a personal insult btw!  I'm sure you got it!

Until someone asks how old you are, then assumes your'e old and retarded when you reply with a made up number.

no simon they'll think im young n naive

Genius! hehe

MrOG is the best
1. you cuntybollocks fuckwanker referee
2. Pook you fucking waste of sperm
3. there goes wee man (to a young kid who always goes for a pee before half time)
4. come on line-o you blind bald fuckwit
5. (insert name here) you couldn't tackle a fish supper

That just sounds odd. You've over emphasised the wrong letter.  Actually COME ONNNNNN! sounds weird aswell. Why would you go NNNNNNN at the end? 

Because otherwise it's Come Oooooooooon, which is basically Scottish.

Yeah, but going NNNNNNN at the end makes you sound like a Joey. I think he should start saying something else to avoid further confusion. Maybe if he shouted TRY HAAAAAAAAARDER.

again, sounds more scottish :S

This 'rather be a Joey than a Scot' attitude is shocking!

Thanks to Ifil's return I only seem to need to shout a couple

Have it - just before he launches an aimless punt
Close him down - to the opposition when Ifil had the ball because he seems to play better without time to think.

I feel sorry for the red seats when plays.

It always confuses me when people begin shouting "Get you foot on it" when the ball is being punted in the air or a bit of head tennis ensues.  The balls 60 feet high for fucks sake, we don't have the 6 Million Dollar Man playing for us.

Likewise RobT.  "get it on the ground" -  er,  we'll let gravity take care of that thanks.