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Rules of membership:

• Anyone who sponsored his shirt gains automatic lifetime membership.
• Anyone who doesn't see how great Paynter is as a player is blind and stupid.
• You can never defend Aljofree, Pook or Peacock and everyone else when they are getting slagged off.
• You are duty bound to defend Paynter's skill, workrate and anything else, even if it means a direct comparison to Trevor Benjamin in order to prove your point.
• Anyone who wants to join after a new permanent manager is appointed this season, can only do so by tattooing a picture of his face on their chest

Benefits of membership:

• Invite to the 'I'm a Billy' Party at the end of the season. Strictly invite only, dress code is a Billy Paynter mask. You cannot bring anyone with you as you are a Billy for the day
• Everytime Billy scores a goal we can rejoice in unison

I'd also like to stress that this is by no means a happy clappy fan group. We won't be making shitty banners or flags or use any ticker tape. Hopefully this will just create another clique to shout down and belittle other people's opinions.

I'm in!
Is the Billy Paynter mask supplied with membership? :D

Yeah, why not.

...walking in a Paynter wonderland...

Sign me up...

Im in

Could we all do a dance at the front of the DRS one game with our Billy Paynter masks on if he scores?

;)

And me. I'm liking the mask idea, but then anything that hides my real face is generally a bonus

BP is the man for me - ooo errr

I'll be a reserve. If anyone joins then leaves, I'll jump.

I'm in.

This is as good as the time we tried to start a Trevor Benjamin fan club

I don't trust scousers so no thanks

Definitely in.

Could be a long wait if he plays and finishes like he did yesterday.

Not sure if anyone else has brought this up yet:
In the first half, Paynter was through on the left hand side of the pitch, their player on the deck but he let the ball run out for a corner when he could very easily have kept it in and passed it to Cox unmarked in the penalty area .... what was that all about?

Gayest. thread. ever.

Agreed.

Not so long if he hits a shot like the goal at Walsall.

We all dream of a team of Billy Ps, a team of Billy Ps.

Quite, FFS Paynter's played well this season, Pook's done well since being brought back in, they both have an off day yesterday and suddenly they're donkeys?

What was the game last season he conceded a penalty with a fine goal-line handling clearance? So he could do a shift between the sticks, can play midfield, what's he like on the wing and at the back?

Number 1 is Billy P, and number 2 is Billy P................................

Huddersfield- 3 nil up down to 9 men held on for 3-2.Oh those days when we used to hold on to narrow leads!

Cheers adje, knew I hadn't dreamt it

Wooo im in!

Got that tatoo sorted then?

I'll let you off if you draw it on in permanent marker.

Are you just a tracer?

I sponsor Danny Wison who is our new god so i am ace :D

Would you let him toe frig your bum gazza?

You sponsored Malpas to start with...

Heehee.

fnaw

Is this club still running?

I wonder if Billy is a bit down after being on the bench saturday. Perhaps a full stand of Billy Paynter masks at the next game will chirp him up a bit!

I became a fan of Billy on Facebook yesterday
I think the fan site may be run either by Toni or a 12 year old kid looking at it?

I think it's growing - couple of the groundstaff who didn't rate him last year are apparently on the verge of joining...

woohoo

i saw that.

i joined too

I saw Toni on Saturday, which means she must have moved her ST seat to elsewhere in the DR stand, fuck knows why !

She has grown her hair and looked lush

Are you podging her now Fred?

i thought she was giving up on swindon?

that time you tried to finger her fred must have put her off..

any port in a storm hun

Ive just done a bit of sick in my mouth - thanks  :( :D

your'e welcome

I thought it was all about Toni's mum with you Fred. Potty mouth though......

An easy brown is better than a difficult pink.

More sick..thanks

would it be wrong to do mother and daughter and they started getting off with each other?

haha.