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Where is everyone? Bit dead on here tonight.

I'm here. Watching WWE Smackdown... Lady wrestlers are far more attractive than what they used to be.

I thought that Stephanie McMahon used to be alright, she had massive breasts.

Michelle McCool... To quote Inspector Gadget, wowzers.... and a former teacher too.

What was that beast of a woman called that used to wrestle with the blokes?

Chyna??

I just played squash ( raa raa) and now am dead.

Mrs Mcklusky from Grange hill? Or maybe Michelle Fowler from Eastbenders.

You're obviously fitting into the University of Bath life quite well then ;)

Having a quiet night in tonight. Been watching Survivors on iPlayer, might get the old guitar out in a bit

Haha. I fucking hope not.

Quiet night as well. Mind you, I don't often vary from that pattern. Just realised I've missed Blackadders Christmas Carol :(

I'm alumni darling, I know the score (kind of...)

Newcastle is far worse for elitism (in my experience).

Did a revision question which went well, so as a reward for my success I decided to have a ten minute break which turned into an hour long jam on my guitar. Unfortunately that's now turned into a full on, meh I can't be fucked to do anymore-fest. I suppose I better get back to it, I was only logging on to see if some silly sod wanted the ticket I was giving away for tomorrows match.

I'm trying to pick up my drinking pace. I've only managed 3 cans so far, at this rate when the missus gets home I'll still be sober enough to listen to her inane drunken ramblings. Bottoms up...

Only 5 or 6 decades to go old boy.

Again, I stand by my comments in both versions.

http://redo.me.uk/i5aaw

I'm liking Dizzee Rascal's version of 'That's not my name'...

They call me blud
They call be rudeboi
They call me OI
They call me mate
That’s not my name,
That’s not my name,
That’s not my name,
That’s not my name.
They call me Maiyou.
But I’m a fly you,
They use the N word like it’s a game.
That’s not my name
That’s not my name
That’s not my name
That’s not my name

Have fun with that on redo.me.uk Dazzza!

I'm playin fm

That versions ace samdy

I concur Daffyd.

Watching Jimmy Carr on channel 4. Looking forward to seeing his new tour in London on the 13th.

that Jimmy Carr is fucking hilarious.

I see we still havent got a black manager yet then?

Fucking racist. We don't stand for your types round here tans.

i do believe i was there at the theatre when it was filmed! was funny as fuck. just watched Live at the apollo on bbc1 too, was very funny indeed!!!

Saw this on another forum and couldn't stop laughing, I'm going to hell...

[url width=440 height=352]http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/they-see-me-rollin-demotivational-poster.jpg[/url]

I feel we could set the benchmark of being the first team to have a decent maanger!
Racist am not!

I'm really not looking forward to going out in the cold to meet the wife. Fuck, why did I agree to that?!

You nutter.

Unless youre picking her up or something

I said I'd meet her and walk her home so she doesn't get mugged/stabbed/raped/abducted. It's only 5 minutes round the corner but I'm thinking I should've just given her a tenner for a taxi.

Right, I'm off to brave the cold. Laterz.

It's ok, we're safe. We didn't get mugged/stabbed/raped/abducted. I'm off to get my nuts wet. Night all.

Cheers for that delightful image Sam!

Have just watched the first 40 minutes of Rhys Darby's stand up DVD 'Imagine that'. I prefer his older stuff from the comedy store but this is good as well.

rhys darby is ace, check out dimitri martins stand up, its good news

Hello all.

I've been in Jongleurs watching some stand up comedy and then a small jig or 2,inspired by a couple of shandies.

No problem. But by the time I got up the stairs she'd fallen asleep anyway.

surely as you're married your entitled to still make the most of these scenarios and go in dry?

  Got in about an hour ago....very messy evening.  I thought OT was going to be rammed, but it was relatively quiet, which is good, coz I'm with Sippo on the C subject.

  Downed a massive fry up....hope it stays there.  3 hours kip, is nowhere near enough.

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