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Title: Help me out TEFers... Post by: Samdy Gray on Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 17:52:52 We're doing Secret Santa at work and it's based on the persons initials. I've drawn a woman with initials SF and I haven't got a scooby as to what to get her.
Suggestions please. Title: Re: Help me out TEFers... Post by: Reg Smeeton on Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 17:54:53 We're doing Secret Santa at work and it's based on the persons initials. I've drawn a woman with initials SF and I haven't got a scooby as to what to get her. Suggestions please. Sticky fingers.... Title: Re: Help me out TEFers... Post by: Miss Angry on Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 17:55:32 how much are you able to spend?
Title: Re: Help me out TEFers... Post by: axs on Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 17:56:08 Something Fragrant
Title: Re: Help me out TEFers... Post by: axs on Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 17:56:30 Seventy Five
Title: Re: Help me out TEFers... Post by: Samdy Gray on Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 17:56:43 Title: Re: Help me out TEFers... Post by: sonic youth on Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 17:56:50 i'm confused, does the gift have to relate to the person's initials?
any idea of age? Title: Re: Help me out TEFers... Post by: axs on Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 17:56:57 Sam's Fart
Title: Re: Help me out TEFers... Post by: Samdy Gray on Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 17:57:28 i'm confused, does the gift have to relate to the person's initials? any idea of age? 50. But she can take a joke. I hope. Title: Re: Help me out TEFers... Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 17:57:51 Smelly Fisting
Title: Re: Help me out TEFers... Post by: sonic youth on Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 17:57:57 hip flask for work.
Title: Re: Help me out TEFers... Post by: axs on Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 17:58:15 Seventeen Funsizemarsbars
Title: Re: Help me out TEFers... Post by: Miss Angry on Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 17:58:55 you could buy lots of little chocolates for a Small Feast?
Title: Re: Help me out TEFers... Post by: Reg Smeeton on Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 18:00:10 Smelly Fisting If she's 50 then fisting is probably better than fingers... Title: Re: Help me out TEFers... Post by: DV on Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 18:05:24 give her the cash
sam's fiver Title: Re: Help me out TEFers... Post by: Luci on Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 18:11:57 Sherbet Fountain
Title: Re: Help me out TEFers... Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 18:12:51 See if you can get her Sacred Flesh (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sacred_Flesh) on DVD.
Title: Re: Help me out TEFers... Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 18:17:12 There's probably quite a selection of films, if you can find a cheap DVD of one of them.
San Francisco Saving Face Shooting Fish Title: Re: Help me out TEFers... Post by: Matchworn Shirts on Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 18:23:21 A Stocking Filler
Title: Re: Help me out TEFers... Post by: Rustle on Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 18:25:13 Costume Jewellery seems to be fashionable these days with the ladies.
Many different types, so you have a lot to choose from. Title: Re: Help me out TEFers... Post by: Luci on Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 18:27:04 Is there a need for a whoooosh smiley?
Title: Re: Help me out TEFers... Post by: Bob's Orange on Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 18:27:59 SClub7 figurines
Title: Re: Help me out TEFers... Post by: Rustle on Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 18:29:29 Bollocks didt read it thorough enough.
Title: Re: Help me out TEFers... Post by: adje on Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 18:31:55 Soft Furnishings
Title: Re: Help me out TEFers... Post by: axs on Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 18:32:54 Bollocks didt read it thorough enough. Stupid Fucker. Sorry, got carried away with the theme. Title: Re: Help me out TEFers... Post by: Reg Smeeton on Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 18:37:08 Stupid Fucker. Sorry, got carried away with the theme. Sounds feasible Title: Re: Help me out TEFers... Post by: swindonbob on Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 18:39:25 Some faeces
Title: Re: Help me out TEFers... Post by: Sussex on Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 18:54:33 Give her some socks and fudge. (Or a chomp on a smelly foreskin)
Title: Re: Help me out TEFers... Post by: JPC82 on Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 18:55:14 i can help with the smelly foreskin if you're interested
Title: Re: Help me out TEFers... Post by: land_of_bo on Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 18:59:22 Buy yourself a festive hat, white beard and red suit. Bring a spare pillow in. Take her into the stationery cupboard and give her a Santa Fuck
Title: Re: Help me out TEFers... Post by: Rustle on Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 19:32:15 Something Furry..
Title: Re: Help me out TEFers... Post by: land_of_bo on Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 19:39:49 Small Flacid?
Title: Re: Help me out TEFers... Post by: nochee on Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 19:43:00 Smelly Fish, there is a thread on here somewhere where you can buy one!
Title: Re: Help me out TEFers... Post by: Danjackson10 on Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 23:40:35 salad fingers?
Title: Re: Help me out TEFers... Post by: Dazzza on Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 23:50:50 Sodomised flaps
Title: Re: Help me out TEFers... Post by: Matchworn Shirts on Thursday, December 4, 2008, 07:44:30 Soapy flannel?
Title: Re: Help me out TEFers... Post by: nevillew on Thursday, December 4, 2008, 08:27:30 Shortbread Fingers
Something Festive Title: Re: Help me out TEFers... Post by: Samdy Gray on Thursday, December 4, 2008, 08:44:39 Thank you Nev for the serious suggestions! Shortbread fingers I think it is.
Title: Re: Help me out TEFers... Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Thursday, December 4, 2008, 10:44:23 yum Id be well chuffed if I got shortbread!! its one of the lushest biscuits available!!
Im glad we dont have to have hard themes like that!! Title: Re: Help me out TEFers... Post by: herthab on Thursday, December 4, 2008, 10:47:07 I always thought of you as a nice girl JFW.
Title: Re: Help me out TEFers... Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Thursday, December 4, 2008, 10:56:13 ummmm good? thats good isnt it? or are you being sarky?
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