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Title: Swindon Town Monopoly Board
Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 14:36:28
[url width=590 height=573]http://asnailpace.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/uk-monopoly.jpg[/url]
(can someone find me a better picture. I'm being lazy.)

Nothing creates a bit of fun Wednesday afternoon debate like a bit of monopoly.

If one were to create a Swindon Town Monopoly Board, which properties would you replace with which players (past and present)?

I'm guessing the stations could be replaced with managers, and the two utilities with chairmen. But that's up to debate.

Obviously the prices have to stay the same as the originals for balance issues, but I suppose you could multiply them all by 10,000 or something.


Edited to keep up with suggestions:
Brown
Old Kent Road - £60 - Drysdale
Whitechapel Road - £60 - Shaun Close

Light Blue
The Angel Islington - £100
Euston Road - £100
Pentonville Road - £100

Pink
Pall Mall - £140
Whitehall - £140
Northumberland Avenue - £160

Orange
Bow Street - £180
Marlborough Street - £180
Vine Street - £200

Red
Stand - £220 - Nicky Hammond
Fleet Street - £220
Trafalgar Square - £240

Yellow
Leicester Square - £260 - Paul Bodin
Coventry Street - £260
Piccadilly - £280

Green
Regent Street - £300
Oxford Street - £300 - Tommy Mooney
Bond Street - £320 - Sam Parkin

Dark Blue
Park Lane - £350 - Fjortoft
Mayfair - £400 - Hoddle, Don Rogers

Stations
Stands?
King's Cross station  - £200
Marylebone station - £200
Fenchurch Street station - £200
Liverpool Street station - £200

Utilities
Electric Company - £150 - The Football League
Water Works - £150 - The Football Association, Pox vs. Orient.

Misc
Go to Jail - Diamandis
Income Tax - Sandy Gray, CVA
Community Chest - The Gary Elkins Community Chest, Neil Ruddock community Chest, Pooks Missus
Super Tax - Lou Macari and Brian Hillier Super Tax

Cards
Drunk in charge £20 - numerous players
Pay Hospital - Barry Corr
Get Out of Jail Free - Fitton
Go - Wills Family


Title: Re: Swindon Town Monopoly Board
Post by: Luci on Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 14:37:34
FWIW i'd put Diamandis in the "Go to jail category" you do not pass go and do not collect 200 pounds.....


Title: Re: Swindon Town Monopoly Board
Post by: Sussex on Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 14:39:09
Tommy Mooney for Oxford Street.


Title: Re: Swindon Town Monopoly Board
Post by: Samdy Gray on Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 14:39:51
I reckon Mayfair and Park Lane have to be Hoddle and JAF.


Title: Re: Swindon Town Monopoly Board
Post by: Sussex on Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 14:41:26
Sandy Gray for income tax (not a player I know).


Title: Re: Swindon Town Monopoly Board
Post by: Sippo on Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 14:44:51
the stations could be the stands?

Old Kent road could be Gary Alexander, or even better Jason Dysdale.


Title: Re: Swindon Town Monopoly Board
Post by: strooood on Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 14:45:34
Jason Drysdale for Old Kent Road


Title: Re: Swindon Town Monopoly Board
Post by: strooood on Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 14:45:50
ha sippo you odl slag good thinking


Title: Re: Swindon Town Monopoly Board
Post by: reeves4england on Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 14:47:44
Don Rogers has to be somewhere near the end!


Title: Re: Swindon Town Monopoly Board
Post by: Don Rogers Shop on Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 14:49:06
Paul Bodin for liecester square


Title: Re: Swindon Town Monopoly Board
Post by: Samdy Gray on Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 14:49:22
Shaun Close for Whitechapel Road.


Title: Re: Swindon Town Monopoly Board
Post by: Arriba on Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 14:51:56
don rogers for mayfair


Title: Re: Swindon Town Monopoly Board
Post by: Don Rogers Shop on Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 14:52:36
Nicky Hammond for Strand


Title: Re: Swindon Town Monopoly Board
Post by: Bob's Orange on Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 14:53:29
Rename Community Chest - The Gary Elkins Community Chest.

No reason why.


Title: Re: Swindon Town Monopoly Board
Post by: ibelieveinmrreeves on Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 14:54:20
[url width=300 height=300]http://www.worldofmonopoly.co.uk/images/board300x300.jpg[/url]

There's a blank one, if thats any good to you Ben?


Title: Re: Swindon Town Monopoly Board
Post by: Bob's Orange on Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 14:54:25
Rename Income Tax - CVA.

Rename the question marks - Bob Holt ?


Title: Re: Swindon Town Monopoly Board
Post by: Don Rogers Shop on Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 14:55:00
Neil Ruddock community Chest


Title: Re: Swindon Town Monopoly Board
Post by: Bob's Orange on Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 14:56:41
Lou Macari and Brian Hillier Super Tax?


Title: Re: Swindon Town Monopoly Board
Post by: STFC_Gazza on Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 15:08:36
Water Works = The Football Association
Electric Company – The Football League


Title: Re: Swindon Town Monopoly Board
Post by: singingiiiffy on Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 15:14:30
theres a few players that cud be put down for drunk in charge fine £20 and barry corr could pay hospital £100


Title: Re: Swindon Town Monopoly Board
Post by: reeves4england on Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 15:17:16
Could Fitton be on the get out of jail free card?


Title: Re: Swindon Town Monopoly Board
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 15:20:28
I reckon Bond Street could be Super Sam!


Title: Re: Swindon Town Monopoly Board
Post by: Bob's Orange on Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 15:22:47
The Waterworks could be Pox fans against Leyton Orient.


Title: Re: Swindon Town Monopoly Board
Post by: LucienSanchez on Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 15:30:56
I'd like Pooks missus to be Community Chest. Mahoosive wagons...


Title: Re: Swindon Town Monopoly Board
Post by: Power to people on Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 15:36:45
Could The Wills Family be Go - they was always dishing out money and not getting it back


Title: Re: Swindon Town Monopoly Board
Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 15:45:27
Suggestions so far...
Brown
Old Kent Road - £60 - Drysdale
Whitechapel Road - £60 - Shaun Close

Light Blue
The Angel Islington - £100
Euston Road - £100
Pentonville Road - £100

Pink
Pall Mall - £140
Whitehall - £140
Northumberland Avenue - £160

Orange
Bow Street - £180
Marlborough Street - £180
Vine Street - £200

Red
Stand - £220 - Nicky Hammond
Fleet Street - £220
Trafalgar Square - £240

Yellow
Leicester Square - £260 - Paul Bodin
Coventry Street - £260
Piccadilly - £280

Green
Regent Street - £300
Oxford Street - £300 - Tommy Mooney
Bond Street - £320 - Sam Parkin

Dark Blue
Park Lane - £350 - Fjortoft
Mayfair - £400 - Hoddle, Don Rogers

Stations
Stands?
King's Cross station  - £200
Marylebone station - £200
Fenchurch Street station - £200
Liverpool Street station - £200

Utilities
Electric Company - £150 - The Football League
Water Works - £150 - The Football Association, Pox vs. Orient.

Misc
Go to Jail - Diamandis
Income Tax - Sandy Gray, CVA
Community Chest - The Gary Elkins Community Chest, Neil Ruddock community Chest, Pooks Missus
Super Tax - Lou Macari and Brian Hillier Super Tax

Cards
Drunk in charge £20 - numerous players
Pay Hospital - Barry Corr
Get Out of Jail Free - Fitton
Go - Wills Family

You've all got a long way to go.


Title: Re: Swindon Town Monopoly Board
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 15:47:41
I'd like Pooks missus to be Community Chest. Mahoosive wagons...

Lee Peacocks missus are MUCH nicer in my humble opinion


Title: Re: Swindon Town Monopoly Board
Post by: Bob's Orange on Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 15:48:33
Picaddily - Steve White?

The red ones could be for our hard men - Steve Mcmahon, John Gittens, Kammy etc.


Title: Re: Swindon Town Monopoly Board
Post by: Bob's Orange on Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 15:49:02
Lee Peacocks missus are MUCH nicer in my humble opinion

I haven't seen either. Any pictorial evidence available?


Title: Re: Swindon Town Monopoly Board
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 16:51:31
Any famously gay players for the pink spots?


Title: Re: Swindon Town Monopoly Board
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 17:02:05
didnt Pat Kanuka have all that gay stuff on his facebook?

although he says his mate did it - oh and hes podged someone I know (female!)

but hey its close enough for me?


Title: Re: Swindon Town Monopoly Board
Post by: DV on Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 17:05:21
Joey fucking Beachump can be one of the bum boys!


Title: Re: Swindon Town Monopoly Board
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 17:20:15
Let go Deev, just let go.


Title: Re: Swindon Town Monopoly Board
Post by: DV on Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 17:25:57
Once a Scummer, always a Scummer...


Title: Re: Swindon Town Monopoly Board
Post by: adje on Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 18:27:12
Coventry Street-Brian Kilcline


Title: Re: Swindon Town Monopoly Board
Post by: strooood on Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 19:41:13
fallon and miglioranzi bummed eachother so it could be those two.


Title: Re: Swindon Town Monopoly Board
Post by: JPC82 on Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 19:46:58
haha kanyuka is a sexual deviant


Title: Re: Swindon Town Monopoly Board
Post by: Don Rogers Shop on Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 19:57:33
Nice bloke though


Title: Re: Swindon Town Monopoly Board
Post by: Tails on Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 20:39:24
One of my friends 16 year old little sister claimed he's been stalking her and that he told her "I'm a big star down here".


Title: Re: Swindon Town Monopoly Board
Post by: land_of_bo on Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 20:46:05
One of my friends 16 year old little sister claimed he's been stalking her and that he told her "I'm a big star down here".

Was he pointing to his crotch when he said that?


Title: Re: Swindon Town Monopoly Board
Post by: JPC82 on Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 20:50:29
Nice bloke though

haha!! dont know him very well, but heard the stories from a few of the lads, he uses facebook to target the girls


Title: Re: Swindon Town Monopoly Board
Post by: nevillew on Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 21:26:05
Steve White - Whitehall


Title: Re: Swindon Town Monopoly Board
Post by: STFC_Gazza on Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 21:29:32
didnt Pat Kanuka have all that gay stuff on his facebook?

although he says his mate did it - oh and hes podged someone I know (female!)

but hey its close enough for me?

Yes but that girl has "podged" most of the players, well a certain type anyway ;)


Title: Re: Swindon Town Monopoly Board
Post by: nevillew on Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 21:31:15
Trafalgar Square - Nelson (Gary)


Title: Re: Swindon Town Monopoly Board
Post by: nevillew on Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 21:33:04
Regent Street - Duncan Shearer - to fill up the strikers


Title: Re: Swindon Town Monopoly Board
Post by: Tails on Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 21:41:33
Was he pointing to his crotch when he said that?

What else would he be doing?!


Title: Re: Swindon Town Monopoly Board
Post by: land_of_bo on Wednesday, December 3, 2008, 22:20:15
What else would he be doing?!

Baring his chocolate starfish.


Title: Re: Swindon Town Monopoly Board
Post by: overthehill on Thursday, December 4, 2008, 08:54:19
Adi Williams -  Go To Jail


Title: Re: Swindon Town Monopoly Board
Post by: Girlslikefootballtoo on Thursday, December 4, 2008, 12:23:25
Innocent until proved otherwise


Title: Re: Swindon Town Monopoly Board
Post by: Arnold.J.Rimmer on Thursday, December 4, 2008, 22:50:25
andy nicholas
[url width=263 height=160]http://www.muurkrant.nl/monopoly/images/IN-Chance-card-with-error.jpg[/url]



Title: Re: Swindon Town Monopoly Board
Post by: Simon Pieman on Thursday, December 4, 2008, 23:21:13
didnt Pat Kanuka have all that gay stuff on his facebook?

although he says his mate did it - oh and hes podged someone I know (female!)

but hey its close enough for me?

Is that the classic 'I have this mate' scenario?


Title: Re: Swindon Town Monopoly Board
Post by: JPC82 on Thursday, December 4, 2008, 23:26:45
No cos charlotte is racist remember, oh charlotte are u related to melissa?


Title: Re: Swindon Town Monopoly Board
Post by: Maguire11 on Friday, December 5, 2008, 00:04:43
Regent street - Shaun Taylor


Title: Re: Swindon Town Monopoly Board
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Friday, December 5, 2008, 09:45:29
No cos charlotte is racist remember, oh charlotte are u related to melissa?

stop trying to freak me out - yes shes my sister but you could have seen that on facebook as you used to be my friend but you deleted me when you fell out with Zoe!!


Title: Re: Swindon Town Monopoly Board
Post by: nevillew on Friday, December 5, 2008, 12:58:41
Updates Ben, or are you 'board' of this ?

Actually - shouldn't this be in the Boardroom section ?


Title: Re: Swindon Town Monopoly Board
Post by: JPC82 on Friday, December 5, 2008, 16:25:20
I've never been friends with u on facebook


Title: Re: Swindon Town Monopoly Board
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Friday, December 5, 2008, 16:26:58
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm theres no other way you would know my sister she has nothing to do with stfc doesnt like football


Title: Re: Swindon Town Monopoly Board
Post by: JPC82 on Friday, December 5, 2008, 16:29:40
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm theres no other way you would know my sister she has nothing to do with stfc doesnt like football
all i asked was if u was related, I didnt say I was the person who knew her


Title: Re: Swindon Town Monopoly Board
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Friday, December 5, 2008, 16:30:38
how very cryptic


Title: Re: Swindon Town Monopoly Board
Post by: Don Rogers Shop on Friday, December 5, 2008, 16:31:11
Take it to Pm bitches.


Title: Re: Swindon Town Monopoly Board
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Friday, December 5, 2008, 16:31:54
that was the end of the conversation!!!


Title: Re: Swindon Town Monopoly Board
Post by: Don Rogers Shop on Friday, December 5, 2008, 16:32:48
Don't answer me back


Title: Re: Swindon Town Monopoly Board
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Friday, December 5, 2008, 16:33:23
dont shout at me and tell me what to do!! bum chops!


Title: Re: Swindon Town Monopoly Board
Post by: Dazzza on Friday, December 5, 2008, 16:39:15
What's a bum chop?

Is it something I can eat.  This thread reminds me of an ad I saw to actually make your own custom Monopoly set, which came in a snazzy presentation box.  Cost a shit load though and lets face it it's no Mouse Trap is it?






Title: Re: Swindon Town Monopoly Board
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Friday, December 5, 2008, 16:42:10
Mouse trap is lame and crap these days though - we just brought it for an 80's themed party and it rubbish!!


Title: Re: Swindon Town Monopoly Board
Post by: Dazzza on Friday, December 5, 2008, 17:01:29
To be honest I agree the board game was shit and once you had set the trap off it all went away again.

Operation is a classic drinking game and I had a game called Hotel, which was Monopoly with 3D buildings and swimming pools that was much more fun.



Title: Re: Swindon Town Monopoly Board
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Friday, December 5, 2008, 17:03:05
we have operation too!!! and hungry hippos

but Guess who is king

you can get an adult version on one of those gift websites called "guess whos naked!"


Title: Re: Swindon Town Monopoly Board
Post by: Dazzza on Friday, December 5, 2008, 17:12:13
Guess Who is a classic.  I'll have to get that on the old Xmas list.

Can you play drinking Hungry Hippos a finger of drink per ball?



Title: Re: Swindon Town Monopoly Board
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Friday, December 5, 2008, 17:19:16
whats a finger of drink?


Title: Re: Swindon Town Monopoly Board
Post by: axs on Friday, December 5, 2008, 17:27:27
drink your drink until the level is a finger's width lower in the glass.


Title: Re: Swindon Town Monopoly Board
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Friday, December 5, 2008, 17:28:05
oh! god I get drunk on that much!


Title: Re: Swindon Town Monopoly Board
Post by: axs on Friday, December 5, 2008, 17:31:24
how fat are your fingers?!


Title: Re: Swindon Town Monopoly Board
Post by: Simon Pieman on Saturday, December 6, 2008, 20:31:43
Have you seen the Hungry Hungry Hippos game in the TEF arcade Charlotte?