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A woman comes home to find her husband in bed with a midgit. "You promised me you'd never cheat on me again!" she screamed. "Fucking hell love, can't you see I'm trying to cut down?!!"

When Obama made his speech after winning the presidency he had to do so from behind 3 inch thick bullet proof glass.

That's a bit harsh innit?

I mean he may be black but that doesn't necessarilly mean that he is going to shoot somebody.

A cannable was found in a field crying standing near a pile of crap...when asked why he was upset he said..ive just dumped the missus.

A scarecrow has just won a noble prize, apparently he was outstanding in his field

Close the forum, it won't ever beat this so there's no point.

I just laughed half a tin of Red Bull all over my desk. Brilliant :D

That joke is about 5 years old along with the magic tractor one!

What's the magic tractor one?

Did you hear about the magic tractor?

It turned into a field.

Ace :D

man walked into a bar.... ouch

Always makes me laugh! simple things n all that...

My mate made up a joke when we were about 9. It wasn't funny at the time, but I occasionally think of it when I'm pissed and it gives me the giggles. Probably from thinking how shit it was.

"A goldfish was walking down the road. It fell off."

How do you confuse a "thisis" poster?

Put them in a round room and tell them to stand in the corner.

Just bought an Advent Calender from Woolworths.


Fucking windows were boarded up........

Baby seal walks into a club.

The best joke in the world ever...

'Two parrots sat on a perch. One says to the other "Can you smell fish?"

Whats the most confusing day of the year in liverpool................................. Fathers day

A fish swims into a wall. "Damn!"

two fish in a tank, one says to the other 'Do you know how to drive this thing?!'

Barry Corr is fit!
 :D

Why did the plane crash??









Because the pilot was a strawberry

A black swan walks into a bar, barman says "Wow, what a coincidence, I used to run a pub named after you", the swan replies....

"What? Alan?"


Please advise if that is an acceptable post to allow me to join the TEF club, if not I will fetch my coat pronto.

What do you call an indian lesbian?

Mingeeta.

Like it!

Cheers Tails......I think I'd like to make the TEF my new home, can't take anymore of the crap on thisisswindon! Might move on to more weighty posting next week  :)

I used to have a mate called bullethead. He is addicted to Heroin now

That joke had a disappointing punchline. It left me feeling a bit sad.

:D

:nod:

It might be me.....I dunno, this Heroin plays havoc with my memory

Was you ever shot in the head over shaftsbury lakes

Nope, I'm quite pleased to say that I have never been shot in the head.
Gotta say, this mate of yours has had it rough.

not that rough, we blackmailed the lad out of £200 so we did not report him to the police