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Title: Inner Peace Post by: Nick Bamosomi on Monday, November 24, 2008, 15:28:18 Shamelessly pinched from another forum, but it made me smile.............
Inner Peace. I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on a Medical TV show, I have finally found inner peace. A Doctor proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of vocka, a pockage of Prunglies , tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke an a box a chocolets. Yu haf no idr who fkin gud I fel. Title: Re: Inner Peace Post by: Dazzza on Monday, November 24, 2008, 15:30:25 I've ben looking for my inner piece for some time only I never got past my wrist.
I'll grease up and go elbow deep tonight and maybe pull brekfast out in the process. |