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Title: Time machine advice Post by: spacey on Sunday, November 23, 2008, 21:12:36 I'm building a time machine so I can go back in time and stop Sharon Osbourne being conceived. I'm trying to find something that will withstand the pressure of a black hole connected to a white hole.
Any ideas? Thanks in advance. Title: Re: Time machine advice Post by: axs on Sunday, November 23, 2008, 21:17:00 You want to ask John Leslie, I'm sure he has experience in withstanding that kind of pressure whilst filming.
Title: Re: Time machine advice Post by: flammableBen on Sunday, November 23, 2008, 21:23:05 Everybody know you keep the conflicting energies in equilibrium with a flux capacitor.
Title: Re: Time machine advice Post by: Batch on Sunday, November 23, 2008, 21:24:02 Save your time by not worrying about it. If the time machine worked you'd have an answer already.
Title: Re: Time machine advice Post by: spacey on Sunday, November 23, 2008, 21:25:06 Everybody know you keep the conflicting energies in equilibrium with a flux capacitor. Damn! I guess my shed's not gonna hold out. Title: Re: Time machine advice Post by: spacey on Sunday, November 23, 2008, 21:26:22 Save your time by not worrying about it. If the time machine worked you'd have an answer already. No, no, no! Title: Re: Time machine advice Post by: flammableBen on Sunday, November 23, 2008, 21:28:23 Damn! I guess my shed's not gonna hold out. You can knock one up with a spring, a car battery, 7 inches of string and some dilithium crystals. Title: Re: Time machine advice Post by: flammableBen on Sunday, November 23, 2008, 21:29:45 Would it be wrong to go back in time and sexually abuse yourself as a child?
Title: Re: Time machine advice Post by: spacey on Sunday, November 23, 2008, 21:30:58 You can knock one up with a spring, a car battery, 7 inches of string and some dilithium crystals. Get in! 1952 here I come. Title: Re: Time machine advice Post by: spacey on Sunday, November 23, 2008, 21:32:45 Would it be wrong to go back in time and sexually abuse yourself as a child? I'll give it a go and let you know what happens. Title: Re: Time machine advice Post by: spacey on Sunday, November 23, 2008, 21:45:24 I went back to 1987, I figure I was looking pretty buff back then. I gave it a go, but I kicked myself in the nuts and ran off laughing. I tell you, if I ever catch up with myself again, I'm gonna give myself a right fucking hiding!
Title: Re: Time machine advice Post by: flammableBen on Sunday, November 23, 2008, 22:00:44 Go back to 1987 again so this time they'll be two of you there. Then gang up on the cunt.
Title: Re: Time machine advice Post by: spacey on Sunday, November 23, 2008, 22:10:56 Are you calling me a cunt?! I'll go back in time and gang up on you in a minute!
Title: Re: Time machine advice Post by: flammableBen on Sunday, November 23, 2008, 22:15:31 Too late. I'm hiding in the future.
Title: Re: Time machine advice Post by: spacey on Sunday, November 23, 2008, 22:20:13 The past is different from the future. You'd better look behind you.....or in front of you...or possibly sideways.
Title: Re: Time machine advice Post by: flammableBen on Sunday, November 23, 2008, 22:23:30 This is how time wars start. Did we learn nothing from the daleks?
Title: Re: Time machine advice Post by: spacey on Sunday, November 23, 2008, 22:35:53 Reg learned to exfoliate.
Title: Re: Time machine advice Post by: nochee on Sunday, November 23, 2008, 22:36:32 Where do you lot buy your drugs from????
Title: Re: Time machine advice Post by: flammableBen on Sunday, November 23, 2008, 22:40:12 Drugs?!?! How dare you sir? I take that as an insult of the personal variety.
Title: Re: Time machine advice Post by: nochee on Sunday, November 23, 2008, 22:43:09 Drugs?!?! How dare you sir? I take that as an insult of the personal variety. No, honestly, where do you get them? Title: Re: Time machine advice Post by: flammableBen on Sunday, November 23, 2008, 22:45:37 1978.
Title: Re: Time machine advice Post by: RobertT on Sunday, November 23, 2008, 22:52:55 Everyone knows the good drugs come from the 60's - Space travel in a tin can using the processing power of a Texas Instruments calculator.
Title: Re: Time machine advice Post by: Arnold.J.Rimmer on Sunday, November 23, 2008, 23:46:35 you should be careful of them white holes
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=_c9sf1VpgWI Title: Re: Time machine advice Post by: donkey on Monday, November 24, 2008, 18:59:18 you should be careful of them white holes http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=_c9sf1VpgWI A cracking shot by Dave Cinzano Bianco Lister...I guess AJR was always gonna come up with that. |