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Whos going? whos not going? whos driving? who is traveling on the train?
Is there any pre match pubbage going on?

Tell me your storys people

I am not going.

One of my friend's is wetting the baby's head on Saturday so will be watching Jeff in the pub!

I'm going. By car. Would be up for some pubbage. The end.

I've got a date with Jeff and Ed.

Herthab xxx who is travelling in your automobile besides your good self?

I was sure I'd won big on my premium bonds this week and was going to party it on down. I got bored of waiting for the cheque to arrive and checked online only to find that I haven't won.

Cunts.

I will be looking after my gramp and the dog this weekend! joy?!

Just me and my son xxx

not sure why I added kisses? I cant tell you liked it though  ;)

Oh good Im gonna check your son out   ;)

I'm visiting my niece and nephew this weekend!  A weekend of piggy backs, "Little Trevor", dizzy cuddles and wrestling!!  Can't wait.

He's not as good looking as his dad.

I usually make him wear a balaclava in public.

I'm not going. I've got next to no money left, only enough for us to do our bi-weekly shop tonight. I'm going to buy copious amounts of cheap cider and just sit at home and get pissed up like a tramp all weekend. Just like a usual weekend for Fred ;)

I'm not going because I cant be fucked. 

Chances of STFC goal from open play without cox?  0

Yeah, when was the last time someone else scored from open play?

I didnt really want to go - now Ive read this its making me want to go even less

Im using it as an excuse for a day out with Miss Zoe - I will be finding out my thermals as Ive heard it will be nippy

He's not really that ugly.

The thermals almost tempted me to go...

I can't really be bothered to spend time and money on away games right now, so i'll be staying put.

JFW (sorry to temporarily hi-jack the thread) but at the weekends when the Calne Sports Centre's swimming pool open to the general public?

OMG you HAVE to see our new pool inflatable its AMAZING

Sat swimming =
Casual 8-8.55
Lesson 8.30-10
toddler splash 10-10.55
50+ 11-11.55 - (Id avoid this session this old lady always gets her baps out on poolside!)
casual - 12-12.55
INFLATABLE FUN 13.00-14.00
party bookings 14:00-16:00
Fun with floats 16:30-17:30

I will be back soon with pictures of said inflatable 

Almost a week ago now. :D

Exactly. Big, bad Bazza will score a couple Saturday.

I predict 4-5-1 with an isolated paynter up front and 0 goals.

Sundays?

I've got a ticket for the game.

Should buy a train ticket too really, unless I fancy walking.

Not going.....day in Startford and night in Warwick.

To much of a bitch to get to for my liking.

i was thinking of going but cannot be bothered now

Sunday are much better as I am there

lane -8:00-8:55
Family Swim - 09:00-10:55
casual - 11-12:55
inflatable fun - 12:35-13:30
pool closed for party bookings 14:00-16:00
fun and floats 16:30-17:30
adult swim 18:00-19:00

check out my inflatable
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i am not going. leicester aside i'm all done for away games this season

Man those inflatables are brilliant!!

Sunday 11 til 1255 is probo when we'll go, that's if we can be arsed - not this weekend though.

Cheers for the info.

I shall be going - since I only live a couple of miles away from Wovers ... I might even walk if it's nice!

I'm not sure I like the idea of going swimming in Calne, you'd probably sprout extra fingers and toes from being in the water.

I'm shall be going too. Starting off with a small sherry in the centre of Brissle then catching the bus up to Wovers.

Samuell you are being most rude today

Im having a inflatable party for my 28th birthday - well its a joint party with my coleague Ross who will be 19!! whoop!

Funny how away fans at the CG bang on about Swindon being full of inbreds etc, which is getting a bit boring now, but Swindonians then use the very same "joke" on towns such as Calne.

I suppose this is one of those fishin posts that you're not meant to pick up on or respond to without the "joke" being on the person who replies.

I didn't think calne was inbred, just a shit hole. Its no-where near as bad as purton. They still point at cars there

I'll bite. Fuck off.

(This is why I like having a pop at Calne, it's me making up for all the years of torment I took as a youngster living in Purton).

Haha are you from purton? That wasn't the aim of my post, though purton is actually the only place in britain where everyone is related.

i've found some of the purton folk a bit weird.

Yes.


Not true.

Surely the Isle of White has a thinner gene pool than Purton.

My friends and I have always thought Melksham the most inbred place in Wiltshire. This is based on a sample size of 1 person who we talked to in a pub once. That's a 100% inbred rating.

Key word there being "some". You've met my mum, she's from Purton. Are you saying she's a bit weird?

Melksham is pretty bad - Im quite excited about the new Liddle though!!

Bradford on Avon make look pretty on the surface but its a hive of old folk waiting to die

i was carefull to say some sam.and no your mum is not one i was thinking of.

I once coached a kid from Calne who had 6 toes one one foot FACT!

draw your own conclusions.

I'm going to Brizzle. Prob on the train.

Says the boy who probably came out of the womb with a beard  ;) :D

I was an early developer - nothing wrong with that.

Never had extra toes though!

I was brought up in the wylye valley - my girlfriends aunty (dads side) was married to her granddad (mums side) ......fact :(

Not true, ever been to Bromham.  And I'm not even joking, everyone knows everyone in that village.

Ive lived the 5 years and I only know my neighbours on one side

Oh and Emma Wey!

my neightbours are proper Bromham born and bred though

I'm originally from Malmesbury, is that bad?

Herthab-this is the 4-1 we've been waiting for!

In defence of Melksham....

umm...

Well, I'm from Melksham, and I'm great and not inbred, so there.

P.s I'm going to Rovers, where are people thinking of pubbing? Or even getting the train to?

Damn straight! :D

It makes you an inbred snob. Satisfied?

Could be worse. Could be from Chippenham.......

I'll go to Wovers if somebody picks me up from home and buys me a ticket......

I'm off to to Brizzle but going shopping instead (Going up tomorrow and staying overnight). I kinda forgot Swindon were playing Rovers though oops.

JFW Those inflatables look AMAZING!!!

To be fair I got out of there as soon as I could and moved to, er, Chippenham. Three years of that place was enough and decided to leave Wiltshire altogether. I fancied falling asleep on benches by the sea.

Is Purton where Bradon Forest school is? I had a friend who went there.

I'm rueing not being very forward thinking at the moment. The missus has gone back down to Bristol this weekend, had I thought about it I'd have called in sick and travelled with her and gone to the game while down there. Boooo.

Yes, but not many of the pupils come from Purton really, scale issues.

I don't think said friend lived in Purton if I recall.

 Is that some sort of skin disorder like scrofula? 

If you're not called Paget, you've got no chance

ooooh Neville is from round these parts Im guessing

Padgets used to have the best partys!!

so anyway - I feel like I know lots about people now - but feel no further forward with the whole Bristol Rovers/ pub thing??

'Vizes born'n bred.

Byrne says today he has "4 players who are definitely starting"-my guess is Jack Smith,Michael Timlin,Barry Corr and Sean Morrison.Any different ideas?

I reckon he's chosen a keeper. And I reckon its Smith. So I'd say P Smith, J Smith, Timlin and Paynter will be his 4. He's probably not decided over who will partner Paynter, if anybody.

From what he was saying on Monday, i wouldn't be certain on Morrison.

Sturrock possibility if Joyce is injured, depending on weather & pitch conditions

The likelihood of going to Rovers is as great as you ever going to a pub pre-match JFW. You're just doing it to look popular. You're more transparent than pure quartz crystal.

My mate now can't make it tomorrow, so I have a return train ticket and a match ticket up for grabs.

Any takers?

I just remembered that I've still got a valid Temple Meads to Swindon return bit from a ticket. Probably not a lot of use to anybody and a bit late anyway now.

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