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I was a young man i carried my pack
and i lived the free life of a rover,
from the murrays green basin to the dusty outback
i waltzed my mattilda all over, then in 1915 my countrty said"son its time to stop rambling for theres work to be done so they gave me a tin hat and they gave me a gun and they sent me away to the war.



Hello everyone! ive had a few beers

Lightweight!

Just started on the malt Dave

I've got 4 of the 660ml Peroni's to drink tonight, not started yet. Might have one with dinner and save the rest for getting suitably lubricated before Liquid tomorrow night.

I need some tips on playing bowood mate.

The death slide is fucking awesome, once you've been down once all fear goes.

fuck starting to drink now, id never get up for work!! i only drink on a night out

Cheers ben! i will remember that  when im teeing off on the first.

Damn right. Is it still there!?! I haven't been to Bowood for about 15 years.

First hole don't pull it left and you're fine.

Second don't be fooled that you can take the dog leg on, just take mid-iron down the hill to the bunker and you've got 7-iron(ish) in.

Third hole (par 3) plays a club longer than you think, better to miss long.

Fourth hole is ranked SI 2 but is 3-wood, 9-iron for me, great for a few points so keep the driver in the bag and you can't make it to the real shit on the right anyway.

Shall I go on...

That song makes me extremely sad

i hit my 3 wood as far or further than my driver most of the time why is this

prob cos u swing to hard with a driver, its all in your head most of the time, golf is a headfuck game

What's your HC and what are the respective clubs (brand, model etc)? I love my 3 wood, best club in my bag at the moment.

dont have a handicap but do 18 in around 9Oish

Basically a three-woods easier to hit, shorter shaft, still a relatively big striking area etc. If you have a stiff-shafted driver then that's probably it.

im pretty good with either really.my swing seems the same jcp. hit about 250~270
 yards.

Whats your handicap Dave?

5 (at the moment, currently under review).

I'm a bit like the JPC of golf, i know shit loads of up and coming golf pros and fair few seniors. So there.

do they go to your house and eat all your fucking food?

Not mine, my parent's food perhaps. :D

haha i wish it was!

I knew you'd take it that way, as i hoped. :D

On ocassion they have eaten at my parent's though.

I'd like to eat golfers and football players souls.

i dont believe anything has a soul

James Brown?

and marvin maybe?

Wow. I wish I'd gotten to James Brown's soul. I'd have been wanking ectoplasm for a month

a real soul is a myth though surely?

It at least exists as a concept; an awareness of the state behind our eyes; the tying together of our senses and reactions to them; the belief that although we our lonely in our minds, we share this loneliness with those around us.

Also there's nought wrong with showing some respect with a post dinner animal dance.