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Title: Jeff Stelling
Post by: STFC_Gazza on Saturday, November 15, 2008, 20:57:19
Bit of a legend. funny as fuck, apparently is the new host of countdown. He may be a monkey hanger but anyone who has seen soccer Saturday has likely seen this...

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=NFZnHEmVWKc


Title: Re: Jeff Stelling
Post by: STFC_Gazza on Saturday, November 15, 2008, 21:00:36
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=xbO5l7UiQ50

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=0bpsMUYFpDo


Title: Re: Jeff Stelling
Post by: leefer on Saturday, November 15, 2008, 21:03:18
Hes brilliant...will be strange if he does countdown though.


Title: Re: Jeff Stelling
Post by: dell boy on Saturday, November 15, 2008, 21:08:04
Best footie programme on the tele, brilliant


Title: Re: Jeff Stelling
Post by: Rich Pullen on Saturday, November 15, 2008, 21:08:15
I don't like him.


Title: Re: Jeff Stelling
Post by: Sussex on Saturday, November 15, 2008, 21:35:25
Think he's still doing Soccer Saturday alongside Countdown. Which is good.


Title: Re: Jeff Stelling
Post by: Arriba on Saturday, November 15, 2008, 21:36:22
6 hours unscripted live tv.the bloke is bloody good at his job


Title: Re: Jeff Stelling
Post by: Rich Pullen on Saturday, November 15, 2008, 21:44:39
He's good at his job. Still don't like him though.


Title: Re: Jeff Stelling
Post by: Arriba on Saturday, November 15, 2008, 21:45:01
why?


Title: Re: Jeff Stelling
Post by: Berniman on Saturday, November 15, 2008, 22:55:52
Because he knew somebody would ask why?

 ;)


Title: Re: Jeff Stelling
Post by: Rich Pullen on Saturday, November 15, 2008, 22:59:00
why?

Mr. Football in a suite, just irritates me. Clearly good at his job, I wouldn't debate that.


Title: Re: Jeff Stelling
Post by: Luci on Sunday, November 16, 2008, 11:56:07
Love Mr Stelling!  Has anyone seen his rant about Middlesborough?

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=zdBuDSEokz0


Title: Re: Jeff Stelling
Post by: janaage on Sunday, November 16, 2008, 12:20:54
I've been to Yarm, it's lovely.  I haven't seen that before, class.


Title: Re: Jeff Stelling
Post by: OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR on Sunday, November 16, 2008, 13:26:59
How can anyone not love Jeff Stelling?

Absolute gold 8)


Title: Re: Jeff Stelling
Post by: Rich Pullen on Sunday, November 16, 2008, 19:29:13
Love Mr Stelling!  Has anyone seen his rant about Middlesborough?

But have you been to Middlesbrough? It's a dump.

I went to the Riverside shortly after moving up here and just after it had been voted the worst place in the Country. The away fans sang a mediocre song to celebrate this achievement something like along the lines of "worse city in Britain" and this home fan stood up and screamed "IT'S A BOROUGH NOT A FUCKING CITY"

Cue laughs and a round of "You fat bastard".

Since my original post, I probably dislike Stelling a little bit more ;)


Title: Re: Jeff Stelling
Post by: Nick Bamosomi on Monday, November 17, 2008, 16:27:01
Jeff Stelling is great - hope he will be just as funny on Countdown - haven't ever watched it since Twice Nightly Whiteley died.


Title: Re: Jeff Stelling
Post by: flammableBen on Monday, November 17, 2008, 16:53:56
Jeff Stelling isn't real.


Title: Re: Jeff Stelling
Post by: DerbyRed on Monday, November 17, 2008, 22:17:44
Is he actually going to be the new Countdown host then?  Thought Alexander Armstrong had got that gig?


Title: Re: Jeff Stelling
Post by: adje on Monday, November 17, 2008, 22:52:11
As long as Carol-look at those hips-Voordeman stays I dont care,the ageing man's shag fantasy!


Title: Re: Jeff Stelling
Post by: flammableBen on Monday, November 17, 2008, 23:01:12
Carols off as well I think.


Title: Re: Jeff Stelling
Post by: oxford_fan on Tuesday, November 18, 2008, 17:22:00
There was some hoo-haar about Vorderman leaving too, all ended nastily. Someone refresh my memory...


Title: Re: Jeff Stelling
Post by: Rich Pullen on Tuesday, November 18, 2008, 17:31:50
Something to do with a contract off with less money.


Title: Re: Jeff Stelling
Post by: oxford_fan on Tuesday, November 18, 2008, 17:38:57
I think the producers said some unnecessary stuff too.

I didn't realise how ace Jeff Stelling was until this thread. I applaud his James Brown dancing.


Title: Re: Jeff Stelling
Post by: Sussex on Tuesday, November 18, 2008, 17:55:21
There was some hoo-haar about Vorderman leaving too, all ended nastily. Someone refresh my memory...

Threat of a 90 per cent pay cut I think. I'd have buggered off pretty hastily too!


Title: Re: Jeff Stelling
Post by: Rich Pullen on Tuesday, November 18, 2008, 17:56:04
Especially now she lives in Clifton.


Title: Re: Jeff Stelling
Post by: adje on Tuesday, November 18, 2008, 20:45:41
well,unless they replace her with Nigella Lawson I'll be switching off in my droves.


Title: Re: Jeff Stelling
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Wednesday, November 19, 2008, 10:09:26
They did open auditions to replace Carol I believe


Title: Re: Jeff Stelling
Post by: Rich Pullen on Wednesday, November 19, 2008, 12:07:11
I think they were after a hot maths graduate. Good luck :) I joke, I joke.


Title: Re: Jeff Stelling
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Wednesday, November 19, 2008, 13:34:55
umm its OK I the thought didnt even cross my mind!! the only thing me and Carol V share in common in the same colour hair!


Title: Re: Jeff Stelling
Post by: adje on Wednesday, November 19, 2008, 17:06:01
On reflection-I'd probably watch if it's Claudia Winkelman


Title: Re: Jeff Stelling
Post by: Bob's Orange on Wednesday, November 19, 2008, 17:09:22
Annabel Croft?


Title: Re: Jeff Stelling
Post by: adje on Wednesday, November 19, 2008, 17:33:37
Wouldn't say no


Title: Re: Jeff Stelling
Post by: Rich Pullen on Friday, November 21, 2008, 21:24:49
This is new Team Countdown

[url width=468 height=363]http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/11/21/article-1088245-028D1B8A000005DC-830_468x363.jpg[/url]

http://www.mailonsunday.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1088245/Essex-girl-fresh-Oxford-Oxford-graduate--22-replaces-Carol-Vorderman-Countdown.html


Title: Re: Jeff Stelling
Post by: flammableBen on Friday, November 21, 2008, 21:33:28
It's a bit of a waste of her masters in mathematics.


Title: Re: Jeff Stelling
Post by: Rich Pullen on Friday, November 21, 2008, 21:39:04
It's a bit of a waste of her masters in mathematics.

Probably! Oxford Uni graduate = mega bucks job even if its they get 2:2 or a third. Way more than what I'd imagine C4 will be paying her.


Title: Re: Jeff Stelling
Post by: nevillew on Friday, November 21, 2008, 21:40:57
I don't know Ben, what's the going pay rate or job prospects for a Maths master ?


Title: Re: Jeff Stelling
Post by: Rich Pullen on Friday, November 21, 2008, 21:42:25
I don't know Ben, what's the going pay rate or job prospects for a Maths master ?

Far more than what I'll be looking at when I finish my masters in America's history that's for sure.


Title: Re: Jeff Stelling
Post by: nevillew on Friday, November 21, 2008, 21:47:43
I disagree.  Almost confined to a life in Academia or the secret service if you ask me, and with the current economic situation there won't be many plum jobs going in the City.

What do you expect to do with your masters degree ? (genuine question)


Title: Re: Jeff Stelling
Post by: flammableBen on Friday, November 21, 2008, 21:54:23
I don't know Ben, what's the going pay rate or job prospects for a Maths master ?

I'm not sure, but I'd imagine that £100,000 a year wouldn't be out the question with a Masters in Maths from Oxford (I only skimmed the article, that's what she's got isn't it?).

I remember reading something somewhere / hearing on radio 4, an interesting piece about how there's a generation of pensioners who think that the sums on the maths round in countdown were the pinnacle of mathematics. It was a bit exaggerated for amusement, but not ridiculously so.

A bright teenager could do carol's job on countdown just aswell. I dunno, there's just something about it which seems to reflect our minor celebrity tellybox obsessed culture in a strange way.


I disagree.  Almost confined to a life in Academia or the secret service if you ask me, and with the current economic situation there won't be many plum jobs going in the City.

What do you expect to do with your masters degree ? (genuine question)

Back when I was still in academia land, I remember always seeing the lists of most worthwhile degrees. I remember Maths always being right up there at the top, I think my quite a long way. I would have thought an Oxford Maths Masters would be worth a fair bit.


EDIT: I mean worthwhile as in average salary of those who have them.


Title: Re: Jeff Stelling
Post by: Rich Pullen on Friday, November 21, 2008, 21:55:14
What do you expect to do with your masters degree ? (genuine question)

Debt. Actually, I've not got a loan for this one and paid for it through working at HMV.

I'll probably/hopefully work in research/academia. My undergrad was U.S. related and now I'm doing the continent at post grad.

Newcastle is a relatively decent uni for contacts. If all else fails I'll try to get a job using the "old boys" method work as it's a suprisingly posh uni.