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Title: Big game tomorrow? Post by: Alan Maze on Friday, November 14, 2008, 22:51:14 Noticed you are back to playing a 'proper' team tomorrow, not some Mickey Mouse 'pub team' like Histon, who play in that tin pot league called the Blue Square Premier.
What was the score again last week? Its slipped my mind for a second. Title: Re: Big game tomorrow? Post by: reeves4england on Friday, November 14, 2008, 22:56:10 The average human being is capable of remembering two single digit numbers for many weeks, if not months. It's a shame that we can't all match that standard. My thoughts are with you, and those who have to put up with you.
Title: Re: Big game tomorrow? Post by: Alan Maze on Friday, November 14, 2008, 23:07:17 Thanks for your concern, but I'm just fine. I can easily remember the score but was hoping one of you smug bastards would just repeat it for me one more time.
Funny thing is, you all think the conference is a joke, but believe me the standard isn't far off yours. Last Saturday proved that. Title: Re: Big game tomorrow? Post by: Don Rogers Shop on Friday, November 14, 2008, 23:14:53 No the conference is not a joke just you now fuck off i am tired
Title: Re: Big game tomorrow? Post by: Samdy Gray on Friday, November 14, 2008, 23:15:42 The conference is the poorest excuse of a football league ever - FACT!
Title: Re: Big game tomorrow? Post by: Nemo on Friday, November 14, 2008, 23:17:59 Quote 1 Burton Albion 18 8 34 2 Kettering 17 9 32 3 Torquay 17 9 31 4 Histon 16 9 31 5 Crawley Town 17 11 30 6 Kidderminster 17 9 30 7 Cambridge Utd 17 6 30 8 Wrexham 16 9 27 9 Stevenage 17 0 27 10 Rushden & D'monds 18 5 26 11 Weymouth 18 0 26 12 Barrow 17 -3 24 13 York 17 1 23 14 Salisbury 17 -1 23 15 Oxford Utd 17 -1 22 16 Altrincham 17 -5 22 17 Ebbsfleet United 17 2 20 18 Eastbourne Borough 17 -9 20 19 Mansfield 17 -1 17 20 Woking 17 -7 16 21 Forest Green 17 -9 16 22 Northwich 18 -9 13 23 Grays Athletic 17 -12 12 24 Lewes 17 -21 11 Title: Re: Big game tomorrow? Post by: Batch on Friday, November 14, 2008, 23:18:08 non-league Samdy, non-league.
Is Maze Oxford? If he is how retarded do you have to be to try and take the piss from that position. Title: Re: Big game tomorrow? Post by: reeves4england on Friday, November 14, 2008, 23:21:53 I wasn't sure, seeing as he referred to the Conference as a tin pot league. Either way, he's entirely wrong in saying the Conference is a similar standard to League 1. We're near the bottom on league 1, put in a totally inept performance and only lost by a single goal to one of the top teams in the Conference...who trashed Oxford!
Title: Re: Big game tomorrow? Post by: Maurice Malpas on Friday, November 14, 2008, 23:26:23 Are there any jobs going in the BSP? I fancy showing off my sexy brand of football on setanta tv.
Title: Re: Big game tomorrow? Post by: Alan Maze on Friday, November 14, 2008, 23:35:53 Now that's more like it. Now you're getting the hang of it.
So when did Histon 'thrash' Oxford? There's nothing you can say to hurt us anymore, we've heard it all. We've been shyte for years, but then again, so have you. We could well fold within the next 6 months. Its so easy to slip in to the abyss that is the conference, and so bloody difficult to get back out. It just made my day when you lost to Histon, after you lot coming on our forum and mugging us off about being a sunday league pub team. You can't be far behind. Having said all that I genuinely would not wish the BSP on our worst enemies. Yes, that means you. Whatever you do, don't get relegated this year. And I really mean it boys and girls. Title: Re: Big game tomorrow? Post by: Bogus Dave on Friday, November 14, 2008, 23:37:39 We wont. Never you fear
Title: Re: Big game tomorrow? Post by: Samdy Gray on Friday, November 14, 2008, 23:41:18 I like how you think you can come on here and say we're shit for losing to Histon when you've also lost to them, Barrow, Weymouth, Wrexham, Kidderminster, Crawley, Lewes, Altrincham and Forest Green.
Title: Re: Big game tomorrow? Post by: Simon Pieman on Friday, November 14, 2008, 23:46:43 Oxford are a bit like us in the fact that we probably think we deserve to be a bit higher up the league than we think, when in reality League 1 is about our level. Only thing with Oxford is that there level appears to be the BSP against Sunday league pub teams we really should have beaten.
Title: Re: Big game tomorrow? Post by: Alan Maze on Friday, November 14, 2008, 23:48:16 Keep up Samdy. I've already told you that there's nothing you can say that will hurt us any more. We've been disgraceful this past 18 months. You forgot to mention Tonbridge Angels away in the Setanta Shield.
And as for STFC Dave, that's what we thought but then it happened. You are financially screwed like the rest of us. Don't think for one minute that you're not. If you keep hiring and firing managers you'll definitely be in relegation trouble this season. Surely Ian Holloway isn't interested in managing you lot? Where has that come from? Title: Re: Big game tomorrow? Post by: Samdy Gray on Friday, November 14, 2008, 23:50:18 You are financially screwed like the rest of us. Hahaha, my sides are splitting. Title: Re: Big game tomorrow? Post by: Alan Maze on Friday, November 14, 2008, 23:51:50 Si Pie,
You should have beaten them? We've been saying that for 2 years. Not as easy as you think. As you discovered when you were outplayed (by your club's own admission) by mighty Histon. PS. Did you ever see me play? Title: Re: Big game tomorrow? Post by: Alan Maze on Friday, November 14, 2008, 23:53:20 Hahaha, my sides are splitting. Best have some Ribena and get to bed then sunshine. Probably got to do your paper round in the mornning hey? Title: Re: Big game tomorrow? Post by: Samdy Gray on Friday, November 14, 2008, 23:56:55 Hadn't you better be getting to bed to be up in time for your glamour tie at Grays tomorrow?
Title: Re: Big game tomorrow? Post by: Batch on Friday, November 14, 2008, 23:58:44 Shouldn't you be having a go at Salisbury, they can be your new Wiltshire rivals if you like.
Or Supermarine, they appear to be closer in leagues than we do right now. Title: Re: Big game tomorrow? Post by: DV on Saturday, November 15, 2008, 00:04:43 You are financially screwed like the rest of us. No we are not. We may not be a rich as some of our fans like to think we are but we are probably one of the only teams now that arent financially screwed Quote If you keep hiring and firing managers you'll definitely be in relegation trouble this season. No, we wont. There are plenty of teams worse than us. We've sacked 2 managers in the last 5 years. Quote Surely Ian Holloway isn't interested in managing you lot? Where has that come from? He was actually at our game a few weeks ago. Although im not sure why you decided to put in an appearence now of all times? We're two leagues above you and in no danger of going anywhere any time soon. Neither are you but you are still a non league team, playing in the non leagues, in non league grounds against non league teams with non league players. We did it once (badly) last saturday. You'll have to put up with it for the next 5 years, so unlucky Title: Re: Big game tomorrow? Post by: Simon Pieman on Saturday, November 15, 2008, 00:11:15 Si Pie, You should have beaten them? We've been saying that for 2 years. Not as easy as you think. As you discovered when you were outplayed (by your club's own admission) by mighty Histon. PS. Did you ever see me play? I went to Histon and whilst they beat us and deserved to do so, put simply, if we'd played to league 1 standard we would have won. We played at a standard similar to your level and didn't. You're a pretty poor windup actually. I doubt you're even an Oxford fan. P.S. If you mean Alan Mayes, then no. I think I was born sometime during his final stint with us. Title: Re: Big game tomorrow? Post by: lebowski on Saturday, November 15, 2008, 00:12:09 Hooray! I was starting to think that the Poindexters had forgotten about us!
Title: Re: Big game tomorrow? Post by: Alan Maze on Saturday, November 15, 2008, 10:20:19 Shouldn't you be having a go at Salisbury, they can be your new Wiltshire rivals if you like. Or Supermarine, they appear to be closer in leagues than we do right now. Keep up Batch. For the third time, there's nothing you can say that will hurt us any more. Swindon Supermarine our biggest rivals, Pub team, tin pot league etc, etc, etc. After last week I reckon you should be looking over your shoulders at Salisbury, a decent side with players who would not look out of place in your squad. Good luck today against a 'proper' league team, not a bunch of part timers. Title: Re: Big game tomorrow? Post by: Simon Pieman on Saturday, November 15, 2008, 10:29:08 worst.windup.ever!
Title: Re: Big game tomorrow? Post by: Alan Maze on Saturday, November 15, 2008, 10:38:54 worst.windup.ever! Aaah come on Si, you love it really. Surely you didn't think you could lose at Histon and not hear about it from your long lost enemies, after all the shit you've given us.(all justified though) Noticed you're up to over 22,000 posts on here. Where did your life all go wrong? Probably the day your dad put a red scarf round your neck. Must make you a red neck. Great signature by the way. Credit where credit is due. Title: Re: Big game tomorrow? Post by: Reg Smeeton on Saturday, November 15, 2008, 10:42:39 Aaah come on Si, you love it really. Surely you didn't think you could lose at Histon and not hear about it from your long lost enemies, after all the shit you've given us.(all justified though) Noticed you're up to over 22,000 posts on here. Where did your life all go wrong? Probably the day your dad put a red scarf round your neck. Must make you a red neck. Great signature by the way. Credit where credit is due. Have you seen the little retro feature in today's Guardian...about when John Aldridge upset your lot by calling O*frod a Mickey Mouse club? Not wrong was he. Title: Re: Big game tomorrow? Post by: Arriba on Saturday, November 15, 2008, 10:43:54 we lost to a non league team,whoopie fucking do.the scum do every week now fuck off
Title: Re: Big game tomorrow? Post by: Simon Pieman on Saturday, November 15, 2008, 10:44:01 Should have done it a week ago though, we've since sacked the manager who was in charge of that loss. People don't really care about Histon anymore.
Title: Re: Big game tomorrow? Post by: Alan Maze on Saturday, November 15, 2008, 10:47:25 Should have done it a week ago though, we've since sacked the manager who was in charge of that loss. People don't really care about Histon anymore. Really Si? That'll be why none of you have replied to me then. Anyway, when's Andy King taking over as manager again? He's got a 100% record at our place live on telly. He gets my vote. Title: Re: Big game tomorrow? Post by: Simon Pieman on Saturday, November 15, 2008, 10:49:35 We don't care about Histon, still hate your piss poor team though.
I'd love it if Andy King came back. Title: Re: Big game tomorrow? Post by: Alan Maze on Saturday, November 15, 2008, 10:50:59 Have you seen the little retro feature in today's Guardian...about when John Aldridge upset your lot by calling O*frod a Mickey Mouse club? Not wrong was he. Joe Kinnear called Oxford fans Muppets. He wasn't wrong there in many cases too. Still, what does that make you lot? In-bred numpties I think its known as. John Aldridge never said that anyway, he was mis quoted/taken out of context. He has a huge regard for Oxford still and regards his time there as some of his best playing days. Title: Re: Big game tomorrow? Post by: Reg Smeeton on Saturday, November 15, 2008, 10:58:34 Joe Kinnear called Oxford fans Muppets. He wasn't wrong there in many cases too. Still, what does that make you lot? In-bred numpties I think its known as. John Aldridge never said that anyway, he was mis quoted/taken out of context. He has a huge regard for Oxford still and regards his time there as some of his best playing days. Of course he was...in fact the article is about how 7 or 8 players were left by Maurice Evans in the player's bar, when he took the short trip back to O*frod from Loftus Road. This is what prompted Aldo's drunken outburst....you'll always find journos in a bar ready to listen. He was gone soon afterwards to a proper club... Liverpool. Downhill ever since for you lot...soon to be matched by Looton. Title: Re: Big game tomorrow? Post by: flammableBen on Saturday, November 15, 2008, 11:05:53 Why's there a football thread in general discussion? You know how much that pisses me off.
Title: Re: Big game tomorrow? Post by: flammableBen on Saturday, November 15, 2008, 11:09:57 oh wait. I Can move them....
Title: Re: Big game tomorrow? Post by: Reg Smeeton on Saturday, November 15, 2008, 11:11:04 oh wait. I Can move them.... I'd ban the author...a heinous crime, no mistake. Title: Re: Big game tomorrow? Post by: flammableBen on Saturday, November 15, 2008, 11:15:55 His real name isn't Alan Maze.
Title: Re: Big game tomorrow? Post by: Alan Maze on Saturday, November 15, 2008, 11:17:21 Why's there a football thread in general discussion? You know how much that pisses me off. Sorry chap, thought I'd post it in the 'general discussion' bit, seeing as none of you know anything about football. Title: Re: Big game tomorrow? Post by: axs on Saturday, November 15, 2008, 11:17:50 That was pretty dull for a wind up.
Title: Re: Big game tomorrow? Post by: Iffy's Onion Bhaji on Saturday, November 15, 2008, 11:20:32 Terrible WUM. Bloody hell at least try and make it funny.
Title: Re: Big game tomorrow? Post by: axs on Saturday, November 15, 2008, 11:21:56 He does try hard, it's kinda sweet.
Title: Re: Big game tomorrow? Post by: Alan Maze on Saturday, November 15, 2008, 11:23:19 He does try hard, it's kinda sweet. Cheers. Thats nice from a scummer. Remember when we took the Town end? Or weren't you born then? Title: Re: Big game tomorrow? Post by: axs on Saturday, November 15, 2008, 11:24:23 nope, and that's really quite a ghey thing to be proud of.
Grow up - what would your mum say? Title: Re: Big game tomorrow? Post by: flammableBen on Saturday, November 15, 2008, 11:24:45 I think I prefer the other Oxford Fan.
Title: Re: Big game tomorrow? Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Saturday, November 15, 2008, 11:26:44 I remember when 6 scum beat the shit out of 16 year old me on my own on eastcott hill, 3 were arrested and the youngest was 28. Fucking bravery eh?
Fuck off back to your plumbers and postmen,wanker coming on here being the big man Title: Re: Big game tomorrow? Post by: wokinghamred on Saturday, November 15, 2008, 11:28:24 Cheers. Thats nice from a scummer. Remember when we took the Town end? Or weren't you born then? But it would have been more impressive if you'd done it on a match day.Title: Re: Big game tomorrow? Post by: chalkies_shorts on Saturday, November 15, 2008, 11:35:28 Considering I've been to every home game against you since 1973 I must have some serious memory issues and most of the earlier ones I was in the Town End then you lot must have got in there a good few hours before the game. Dream on Scummer.
You say that after what you've put up with you can't be hurt. You obviuosly have a cloak of invincibility then. It must be like the claok of invisibility you Scummers had when your imaginary friends took the Town End. The only thing you lot can take is each other up the arse. Stupid fucking Scummer. Title: Re: Big game tomorrow? Post by: axs on Saturday, November 15, 2008, 11:36:41 Where did you take it to anyway Alan?
Was it somewhere else before? Title: Re: Big game tomorrow? Post by: flammableBen on Saturday, November 15, 2008, 11:37:22 I like Alan already, I hope he stays.
Title: Re: Big game tomorrow? Post by: axs on Saturday, November 15, 2008, 11:37:47 OF mk2
Title: Re: Big game tomorrow? Post by: Alan Maze on Saturday, November 15, 2008, 11:41:50 I remember when 6 scum beat the shit out of 16 year old me on my own on eastcott hill, 3 were arrested and the youngest was 28. Fucking bravery eh? Fuck off back to your plumbers and postmen,wanker coming on here being the big man Thats out of order, and I can't condone that. You wouldn't have done the same though I'm sure. Sorry if I opened up some old scars. Its just that we miss you lot, and deep down you miss us too. We're off to Grays today. Rather be taking on the 2nd club I hate the most, Leicester. Now they really are lunatics. Title: Re: Big game tomorrow? Post by: chalkies_shorts on Saturday, November 15, 2008, 11:45:51 I think I like Alan as well. I do miss our matches and the fact you never knew what condition you'd be in when you got home. They always have an edge and I was always on my guard. I've chased a few of you, I've certainly been chased by you lot. All good clean fun for consenting adults.
You're right abuot Leicester as well. Bad, bad boys. Title: Re: Big game tomorrow? Post by: DV on Saturday, November 15, 2008, 11:50:40 I miss playing Oxford - rather them than our other 'rivals' like Rovers, Cheltenham, Hereford.
Still, its not our fault you're fucking shit. Title: Re: Big game tomorrow? Post by: chalkies_shorts on Saturday, November 15, 2008, 11:54:11 As far as I'm concerned we have only three rivals. Scum, Slave Traders and the Shirt Batterers in that order but both Brizzle clubs being way behind the Scum. I couldn't care less about 'Nam, the semi Welsh that are Hereford or the plastic twats, the Pikeys etc etc.
Title: Re: Big game tomorrow? Post by: Reg Smeeton on Saturday, November 15, 2008, 12:07:01 I like O*frod because they make me laugh....some of us remember the last time O*frod were a non league side, when all right minded Town fans already had a strong dislike of teh Slave Traders.
Has to be said though, this fellow is dull...OF is sound, has tried the occasional wind up, but at least makes it semi humorous. Don't think there's room here for two.. Title: Re: Big game tomorrow? Post by: Tails on Saturday, November 15, 2008, 12:46:46 What kind of wind up admits their own team is crap?
Poor, poor effort. Title: Re: Big game tomorrow? Post by: DMR on Saturday, November 15, 2008, 16:14:19 Fuck this football-related abuse, Maze I'm gonna track you from IP and kick your fucking head in till it's all soft and bendy.
Title: Re: Big game tomorrow? Post by: Sussex on Saturday, November 15, 2008, 16:18:58 Ace thread. :)
Title: Re: Big game tomorrow? Post by: ScillyRed on Saturday, November 15, 2008, 17:09:36 Grays Athletic (???) 2 Poxford 0 :bye:
Title: Re: Big game tomorrow? Post by: reeves4england on Saturday, November 15, 2008, 17:11:37 Haha. Sweet. Although to be fair, Leicester are, given their status as a League 1 club, little more than a Blue Square Premier team ;)
Title: Re: Big game tomorrow? Post by: Tails on Saturday, November 15, 2008, 17:43:33 Good result today for both our teams wasn't it :)
Title: Re: Big game tomorrow? Post by: Iffy's Onion Bhaji on Saturday, November 15, 2008, 20:05:11 Ha ha where's he gone then?
Title: Re: Big game tomorrow? Post by: Arriba on Saturday, November 15, 2008, 20:05:54 probably shoving a banana up his arse
Title: Re: Big game tomorrow? Post by: axs on Saturday, November 15, 2008, 23:34:01 Hope he went to Grays, wherever the fuck that might be.
Title: Re: Big game tomorrow? Post by: reeves4england on Sunday, November 16, 2008, 00:07:34 Hope he went to Grays, wherever the fuck that might be. Near Gravesend, and of course Northfleet. Oh and the footballing mega-hub that is Thurrock.Title: Re: Big game tomorrow? Post by: billy the fish on Sunday, November 16, 2008, 03:54:07 come back alan
we are missing you have you changed colour your looking rather grey :D Title: Re: Big game tomorrow? Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Sunday, November 16, 2008, 11:48:25 fuck off alan you fucking prick. Its headline news when we lose once a decade to part timers. That is because we are a professional full time League football club. You must get fucking bored of it every week.
Oxford City 1 Swindon Supermarine 2 We even do your fucking second string too. Wankers. Title: Re: Big game tomorrow? Post by: STFC4LIFE on Sunday, November 16, 2008, 13:02:36 Oxford City 1 Swindon Supermarine 2 We even do your fucking second string too. |