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2 things for me -

Shoot Rockin Robin - a cringeworthy mascot, that dance in the centre circle is ridiculous.

The tannoy announcer shouting 'Let's make some noise, for the Swindon boys'. For some reason I hate this and think this sounds gay as fuck.

 :bye: to this and we'll be unbeatable at home, mark my words!!

Whatever hapenned to Good Afternoon to the Arkells stand and all that. That was one of the better parts of the prematch bumpf.

Glad to see the Robinettes appear to be dead/dying.

We need a drum - it's a sure fire way to bring success.

Maybe "Make the CG rock, if you're hungry for some cox, yeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh" would sound less gay.

Personally I think if the team played better, that would improve my "matchday experience" no end

You have been thinking about this for a while haven't you!!

No, although I have been thinking of cock jokes this week.  My Dentist is called Mr Koch, so I've been telling my Mrs that "this time tomorrow I'll have a Koch in my mouth".  Ah it makes me laugh.

Stop blaming the team it is definately the mascot and the announcer's fault.

If I pass my ETM Im going on a cheerleading instructing course - Ill make some good cheerleaders to be proud of - not dumpy pre-teens!

"Make some noise for the swindon boys " would be much better if it was said in a gurt west country accent

perhaps one of the devizes / melksham posters on here could do it? ;)

Kiddies love that Robin.

Imagine if he could fly "Dancing on Ice" style!

Thats the future.

The players should do a musical number before every game.

something from the shows maybe?

If the players played with some passion, dedication and have the will to win - and I didn't have to see MM every game that would improve my experience

High School Musical.

Big Hands and Beer Hats are a must!

Oooh and a dancing Homer type charachter

Dancing Yeovil gets my vote...

GO WILDCATS!

Phil Smith can be Troy and Pook can be Gabriella

Dancin' Yeovil

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the make some noise bloke aint been there since the start of this season.
rockin robin is loved by the smaller kids and does a good job i reckon.
i'll be happy for the team playing well,and culling the pigeons.

Actually, men with crates of beer wandering around the stands would help, as would being able to pass a hot dog down the aisle.  As my attempts pay testament though, football style supporting and American style supporting don't seem to mix well.

Even younger robinettes

Gary Tate gave it up at the end of last season 'the man on the mic' is done by Shaun Skinner ex GWR Radio presenter now I beleive

let drunk people control the scoreboard

73-0 to town.

I would love to see proper swearing on the scoreboard maybe if leicester have the bank it could say

"the stratton bank is full of cunts"

they wouldnt see it so would be fine.

What's that song we play just before kick off? It's like a dance song. Could never hear it before the games in the DR stand but heard it quite clearly before the yoof game in the Arkells.

Is it Ready to go by republica?

Noo it's played literally just before kick off. I've never heard it before and it seems an odd one for us to play.

I think we should run out to: 'Lets Get Ready To Rumble', by PJ and Duncan.

And people that come around serving hotdogs and beer, so you wouldn't have to get up.

I'm sorry, but that is probably the smartest thing anyone has ever said. Ever.

Let's start a petition. They're all the rage these days.

kill the stewards

getting rid of Malpas ;)

I can still remember some dick playing that at the end of a Cup game against Cardiff a few years back, just as the Welsh seventies throwbacks on Stratton Bank were gearing themselves up for some post-match 'hi-jinks'.