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Been Lorying around West Wales for 2 days,5 hour drive to Haverford West yesterday,took a buffeting over the bridge,finaly got there too late for delivery,which was on a farm in the welsh outback...anyway after making contact with the guy who was too unload me next morning the word Deliverance and the instrument Banjo come too mind!
So after having a pee and leaving the cab door open ajar for a moment i got back into find the cab full of moths and flys buzzing around the lights....took about half hour to get rid of them,by then i was so knackered i fell asleep in the drivers chair for an hour.
Finaly i made bed about midnight...fuk me it was like feeding time at the zoo,horses,sheep,goats...i even heard a frog...5 hours of intense noisyness ensued untill i finaly dozes of about 5am.
Next thing i know a voice with a rich welsh twang is waking me up..Driver, Driver ize needs to unload you!
After cleaning the teeth  ime met with the rural welsh good morning or as Jethro put it
God you look like shit..youze eyes are like piss holes in the snow.
After stopping off for another delivery in Bridgend and a bacon bap that was still squeeling i made my way back home through the bridge tolls i thaught how incredibly lucky i was to pay 16 quid for the privelidge of a night in West Wales!

That's possibly the worst written Welsh accent I've read.

And you think your job is easy?

Was made easier after tuesday night though Dell.

just be glad he commented on your eyes and not your mouth.

Haverfordwest is my home town  8)

sheepshagger

I am currently in north wales working for the night in LLandudno.  Its strange up here.

BTW

I love the word "Lorrying"

Good work Leefer

I live in Wales. It always rains. Always

congratulations on your splendid alliteration

 :blowkiss:

As the welsh like to remind us....we shag em,then you eat em!