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Title: Uncyclopedia Post by: Bogus Dave on Thursday, October 23, 2008, 18:03:08 Haha this websites ace!
From the cricket entry Quote Wicket Keeper Often also known as the keeper of the wicket, this is a very important position, especially during Test Matches which often last five days, occasionally with a result. At "Stumps" each day the umpires give the wicket to the wicket keeper to guard, at dawn the next day the wicket keeper must approach the pavilion from where the umpires will shout "Halt, Who goes There" to which the wicket keeper replies "The Keeper of the wicket", "Whose wicket?" respond the umpires; "The Queen's wicket", comes the reply. At this point the umpires allow the wicket keeper to place the wicket back on to the pitch and play starts for lunch. http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Cricket Title: Re: Uncyclopedia Post by: sonic youth on Thursday, October 23, 2008, 18:08:51 barrymore's entry is the best http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Michael_Barrymore
Title: Re: Uncyclopedia Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Thursday, October 23, 2008, 18:19:28 jim davidson :)
Jim "Dick Dick" Davidson (real name Fisty MacPaedophile) is a well known British racist and wife-beater; he is also an alleged comedian, possibly the greatest alleged comedian in British history. He has been married and divorced to several women who still bear the scars (literally). He is currently married to well-known glamour model and page three stunner Robert Kilroy-Silk. Title: Re: Uncyclopedia Post by: yeo on Thursday, October 23, 2008, 18:21:13 hahah these could be written by Spacey.
Title: Re: Uncyclopedia Post by: Rich Pullen on Thursday, October 23, 2008, 18:23:02 http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Wales
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