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Title: Gullible people
Post by: spacey on Tuesday, October 21, 2008, 12:45:14
I was at work the other day, just minding my own business. Some woman was putting a file in the chap who sits next to me's drawers, because he was off for the day. She noticed that I had this very forum up and she said..

Woman with file: What's that you're looking at?

Me: It's a forum

Woman with file: What for?

Me: It's a support group for the hard of understanding

Woman with file: Do you post on it then?

Me: Erm, maybe, sometimes

Woman with file: Town End, that's Swindon isn't it?

Me: Yeah. You like football do you?

Woman with file: Yes

Me: Who do you support?

Woman with file: Arsenal

Me: Why?

Woman with file: I really fancy Thierry Henry. He doesn't play for them anymore, but.....

Me: You should have a look at some of the Swindon players. If it's beefcake you're after then get yourself down the County Ground!

Woman with file: Really?! Show me some pictures.

After showing her various pictures of the footballing equivalent of The Inspiral Carpets we come to this picture of Anthony McNamee

[url width=320 height=320]http://www.swindontownfc.premiumtv.co.uk/javaImages/b0/5b/0,,10341~3627952,00.jpg[/url]


Me: You've got to admire this guy! To battle against the odds and make it as a pro footballer despite only having one leg.

Woman with file: Are you serious? He's only got one leg?

Me: Yeah, Imagine what a world beater he'd be if he had 2 legs.

Woman with file: That's amazing!

Me: You want to see him do stepovers. Awesome!

Woman with file: Does he play often?

Me: Yeah he played the other day. He got sent off though.

Woman with file: Why?

Me: One footed challenge

Woman with file: Well I never......anyway must get on.


And off she went back to wherever it was she came with the new found knowledge that Swindon had a player with one leg.




Title: Re: Gullible people
Post by: Samdy Gray on Tuesday, October 21, 2008, 12:47:10
Haha :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: Genius!


Title: Re: Gullible people
Post by: Arch Stanton on Tuesday, October 21, 2008, 12:50:37
sheer class.... :D


Title: Re: Gullible people
Post by: leefer on Tuesday, October 21, 2008, 12:54:30
That is good.


Title: Re: Gullible people
Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Tuesday, October 21, 2008, 13:31:46
that made me laugh  a lot.


Title: Re: Gullible people
Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, October 21, 2008, 13:36:11
and me


Title: Re: Gullible people
Post by: tans on Tuesday, October 21, 2008, 13:37:42
brilliant


Title: Re: Gullible people
Post by: herthab on Tuesday, October 21, 2008, 13:42:59
I don't get it.


Title: Re: Gullible people
Post by: Nick Bamosomi on Tuesday, October 21, 2008, 13:49:55
I didn't realise MacNamee only had one leg?


Title: Re: Gullible people
Post by: nevillew on Tuesday, October 21, 2008, 14:08:24
Bless !  Spacey's got a little confused, It's one foot, Spacey, not leg.


Title: Re: Gullible people
Post by: ibelieveinmrreeves on Tuesday, October 21, 2008, 14:19:45
:D Awesome.


Title: Re: Gullible people
Post by: Arnold.J.Rimmer on Tuesday, October 21, 2008, 14:58:56
 ;D


Title: Re: Gullible people
Post by: PHIL!!!! on Tuesday, October 21, 2008, 15:02:29
Hahaha! Very good  :D


Title: Re: Gullible people
Post by: ronnie21 on Tuesday, October 21, 2008, 17:38:20
Now I know why he is so inconsistent - depends on which leg he has on!


Title: Re: Gullible people
Post by: OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR on Tuesday, October 21, 2008, 18:05:49
Heh! heh!

one leg 8)

pure gold


Title: Re: Gullible people
Post by: swindon-chap on Tuesday, October 21, 2008, 18:06:06
Haha


Title: Re: Gullible people
Post by: spacey on Tuesday, October 21, 2008, 21:13:11
Bless !  Spacey's got a little confused, It's one foot, Spacey, not leg.

Yeah, get back to dictionary corner, Brandreth!


Title: Re: Gullible people
Post by: jayohaitchenn on Wednesday, October 22, 2008, 10:41:30
ahahaha!! One footed tackle! Genius.


Title: Re: Gullible people
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Wednesday, October 22, 2008, 11:56:53
I would like the confirm that the women with the file wasnt me!!


Title: Re: Gullible people
Post by: Batch on Wednesday, October 22, 2008, 11:58:50
So is this a real story or did Spacey make it up to show how gullible you all are?


Title: Re: Gullible people
Post by: Colin Todd on Wednesday, October 22, 2008, 12:04:36
I think that is the moral of the story.   you've all be mugged right off you gullable cunts :D


Title: Re: Gullible people
Post by: DV on Wednesday, October 22, 2008, 12:31:37
So is this a real story or did Spacey make it up to how gullible you all are?

thats the one....


Title: Re: Gullible people
Post by: reeves4england on Wednesday, October 22, 2008, 12:56:25
I'm sure he had two legs last time I saw him?!