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My mate was telling me a story yesterday in the barbers about how a mutual friend was having an affair with a married woman. This woman had bought all this underwear from Ann Summers for their romantic liasons and left the receipts in his house, anyhow after 3 months she finished the affair. My mate decides to post the receipts in an envelope to her husband.

Their now getting divorced.

Anyhow does anyone have any decent tales of revenge on somebody?

6 years I sugared someones petrol tank after catching them shagging my mrs at the time, and kidnapped her cat and let it loose 10 miles away, dunno whether it went back or not

Mate, why take it out on the cat?  Poor little thing! Although maybe it was taken in by a friendly family and lived happily ever after, in which case good work!

your a fucking psycho

After I found my mother, tortured to death by Tusken Raiders, I went into a murderous rage and slaughtered their entire village. Women, Children, everybody.

I've never really needed to...

cheers, had to get my own back!

Some Gillingham fans wound me up once so I abused and injured their wives and children

Tans your a bit an of Odd ball aren't you...

nah not really, i was a bit naive then

Cunting boss promoted some young go getter above me at work, so I convinced him that the go getter knob was having an affair with his wife. He ordered the lad to be killed and smothered his wife in his sleep. After discovering his mistake, and facing arrest, he killed himself.

Good times.

Ha ha, good work Ben!

Hahahaha, releasing the cat miles away! Fuck me, tans that's the best thing I've ever read. Fucking cats. Hahahahaha.

I'm just glad someone got it.

I don't get it.

me neither

I once came back from work early and saw my girlfriend bent over the washing machine screaming Fuk me Fuk me and making strange noices...i flew into a rage jumped into a the car smashed that up,then plucked up the courage to ring her and call her a slut and a tart i then proceeded to her mums place to tell her what a nasty piece of work her daughter was.
She calmed me down and over a cup of tea and a digestive explained to me that her daughter was trying to pull the plug out of the washer,got electrocuted that triggered a mild asthma attack and after receiving my phone call and name calling went onto have another attack.
We never did get married.

haha

i like the way you had a digestive

Ive never done anything to get revenge on anyone - Ive never needed to.  I think revenge was sufficient when said male comes crawling back only to be told where to go. Oh and throwing stones and crying outside my bedroom window didn't help his cause. So god damn amusing though :D That was a longgggggggggggg time ago!

That's because you are both uncultured dullards.

Of course I might have forgotten something and Jan just thought it was something else.

should have lobbed the stones back

Or the beatles.

what did you think she was fucking though if it was only her there? the three pronged plug?

In my single days, I had an affair with a married women six years older than me. Was ace I tell thee.

I didnt dare look!...just put 2 and 2 together and reached 5......never did fix the machine either.

Can we please stop talking about my mum like this

When i was having my affair her husband phoned me up and called me a wanker to which i replied" I would imagine that you are having more practice than me" He then threatened to kill me, i just laughed as i was boning his wife whilst taking his call. 

When my mrs left I moved all her stuff into the garage and told her to collect it before the house sale went through. I couldn't resist having a dump in one of the bags of her clothes and had many giggle imagining her face when she opened it. The funny thing was that she didn't pick up her stuff for another 10 days so I did a couple more in different bags and boxes. I started to wonder if she was going to collect her stuff but I new sure enough when she did - not a happy girl  ha ha

Didn't realise I'd given a ticket to a total nutter tonight.
Tans you will have to sign a disclaimer before you come in, that if you are thrown out tonight for violence you just swapped seats for a better view and did not come in on my sons season ticket.

im not a nutter.

just misunderstood 8)

dell i did pm you my number didnt i, see you later

Yes

Tans and Nutter don't go together.
Tans and Pussycat more like

just misunderstood

You could have shagged his sister and sent him the photos. But you had to go down the route of stealing the poor sods cat