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Cant fucking stand them, and would like to drag there eyelids along the pavement.

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I'm a lazy colleague. I do as little as I can get away with. So fuck you.

scum of the earth!

The work that I do manage is top quality. Proof of this can be found in the arcade section of the forum.

Are you at work tans

He's to busy covering for his lazy colleagues to post replies on forums

I think he realised where the thread was going

I like to think he had no idea.

bastards

I'm with the spaceman, do as little as you can without getting sacked, just don't get noticed too much and keep the charm dial set to high. Everyone's a winner.

our "manager" is on honeymoon, so i sat and watched some of evil dead with a colleague earlier this week. oooh yeah.

Unfortunately in my line of work you either go over budget if you're lazy or you get found out for posting too many units to admin time or something daft.

My lazy work colleague is my boss.

I often have tadoo's with him in the office and I always win.

He is actually quite a nice bloke but a bit of a clueless numpty. He is buying me a bottle of scotch for my birfday though which helps, I can be cheap like that.

Oi you caaaaaaaant, sort my problems out!!

nothing wrong with being lazy. My nick name at work is teflon, as work never sticks on me!

I don't think I'm lazy, but why put yourself out?

I do the absolute minimum required to achieve my tasks, it's not my fault my boss only gives me about 15 hours of work a week...........

I decided years ago working was bad for me...so i got my HGV licence and did away with work and wander lonely as a cloud...but it is nice not to really have anyone to answer to and to be honest all us lorry drivers are lazy as fuk.

I have always thought that being a lorry driver was a flipping hard job.
Early morning starts, sitting in endless traffic ques, putting up with moron car drivers etc.

what problems?

i'd love to be a lorry driver, although not so much in the UK. too much traffic. somewhere like the US would be ace - huge open roads, luxurious trucks. bliss

Can be hard Dell....but when you drive past building sites in winter,or drive down the backroads of Cornwall in Summer you realise it isnt really,i learnt the hard way years ago that i could never work in a factory or office and in the end even the buildind trade pissed me off,but everyones different and as i was driving back from Ipswich this morning and crawling into bed at 3,40 am i did have a passing thaught of why i didnt concentrate more on my homework at school!

I can be lazy at times - especially at the sports centre

getting caught eating left over candy floss (which I randomly brought at the CG!) with a colleague in the staff room by my boss when I should have been hoovering yesterday was a low point

on Saturday morning I got paid to play on a bouncy castle for two hours!! but I have hurt my neck from doing front and back flips!

Can't stand work colleagues full stop!

No-one will make me a coffee, I did get a tin of quality street though this morning!! :)