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Title: Where the fuck is my stopcock?
Post by: Gazza's Fat Mate on Tuesday, October 7, 2008, 11:43:04
I have looked everywhere! can't find the fucker!

Would it be in my loft?

The only other thing is to turn it off at the meter would that work?

would my water compnay know where the stopcok is?


Title: Re: Where the fuck is my stopcock?
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Tuesday, October 7, 2008, 11:43:46
shouldnt it be in the kitchen somewhere??

mines behind the dishwasher


Title: Re: Where the fuck is my stopcock?
Post by: Arriba on Tuesday, October 7, 2008, 11:44:42
if you cannot find it indide your home look directly out the front of your property on the path outside lift up the cover and turn it off there.i'd guess the first one inside the home will be in the kitchen


Title: Re: Where the fuck is my stopcock?
Post by: Ralphy on Tuesday, October 7, 2008, 11:44:52
Mine is in the bathroom.


Title: Re: Where the fuck is my stopcock?
Post by: Dozno9 on Tuesday, October 7, 2008, 11:46:30
Look under the kitchen sink and follow the cold tap line back.


Title: Re: Where the fuck is my stopcock?
Post by: land_of_bo on Tuesday, October 7, 2008, 11:47:57
Is it what girls say to you? Stop, cock!


Title: Re: Where the fuck is my stopcock?
Post by: Gazza's Fat Mate on Tuesday, October 7, 2008, 11:48:34
Look under the kitchen sink and follow the cold tap line back.

done that no vaule nothing it just cold tap in kitchen, pipe, wall, outside!

Guess I'l have to turn it off at the meter!


Title: Re: Where the fuck is my stopcock?
Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, October 7, 2008, 11:56:19
Mine's in a kitchen cupboard near the sink, but not directly under it.


Title: Re: Where the fuck is my stopcock?
Post by: suttonred on Tuesday, October 7, 2008, 11:56:51
Jeez dont turn off at the meter, pressure will build up and blow back through your cistern!


Title: Re: Where the fuck is my stopcock?
Post by: Gazza's Fat Mate on Tuesday, October 7, 2008, 12:01:16
Jeez dont turn off at the meter, pressure will build up and blow back through your cistern!

how am i mean't to turn the water off then?


Title: Re: Where the fuck is my stopcock?
Post by: Arriba on Tuesday, October 7, 2008, 12:02:10
outside your home gfm!


Title: Re: Where the fuck is my stopcock?
Post by: janaage on Tuesday, October 7, 2008, 12:03:37
Don't worry about it GFM, just let it flood and then claim.  If you need any advice about that let pm me!  ;-)


Title: Re: Where the fuck is my stopcock?
Post by: suttonred on Tuesday, October 7, 2008, 12:05:53
how am i mean't to turn the water off then?

I was winding you up, just to imagine the swearing and the hell for leather run from your pc (sorry) it will more than likely be under a 6-8 inch square metal cover on youre pavement if you have one, pavement that is.


Title: Re: Where the fuck is my stopcock?
Post by: Chubbs on Tuesday, October 7, 2008, 12:15:26
shouldnt it be in the kitchen somewhere??

mines behind the dishwasher

"jwf in non-blond post shocker"

:-)


Title: Re: Where the fuck is my stopcock?
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Tuesday, October 7, 2008, 12:22:32
"jwf in non-blond post shocker"

:-)


ha ha ha! My boyfriend MAKES me learn stuff like this you see so the house doesnt flood in his absence


Title: Re: Where the fuck is my stopcock?
Post by: Mplanney on Tuesday, October 7, 2008, 12:33:08
My house doesn't have one on the inside, pain in the arse.  So I also have to turn it off outside (metal cover in the pavement) outside your property.   Usually the tap if a down  the hole a bit.and covered in dirt, crap  and water and when i do turn it it still doesn't turn the water properly, keep meaning to ring thames water so look at it.

Good Luck anyway and check if next door got a seperate one (they should have if not one inside) otherwise you may turn off your neighbours too.  (quite funny if there having a shower)


Title: Re: Where the fuck is my stopcock?
Post by: Dazzza on Tuesday, October 7, 2008, 12:38:19
I’m a bit disappointed.  I was expecting this thread to be a veritable feast of Carry on up the Town End style comments.


Title: Re: Where the fuck is my stopcock?
Post by: wheretherealredsare on Tuesday, October 7, 2008, 12:46:28
Like ... Fuck, stop! where is my cock?

Where do you live GFM? Just the first part of your postcode? I may be able to help.


Title: Re: Where the fuck is my stopcock?
Post by: Danjackson10 on Tuesday, October 7, 2008, 12:53:23
i think he has drowned! :-(


Title: Re: Where the fuck is my stopcock?
Post by: LucienSanchez on Tuesday, October 7, 2008, 12:59:13
Who's the avatar, Jacko?


Title: Re: Where the fuck is my stopcock?
Post by: Danjackson10 on Tuesday, October 7, 2008, 13:09:00
sylvia something from austria! hot innit!


Title: Re: Where the fuck is my stopcock?
Post by: LucienSanchez on Tuesday, October 7, 2008, 13:10:52
Very much so!


Title: Re: Where the fuck is my stopcock?
Post by: ron dodgers on Tuesday, October 7, 2008, 15:08:01
you should have a nice little key in the hole if it's a meter - wish I'd found that when me mum's pumbing decided to explode.