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Thursday's and Friday's are so fucking boring. I get them off as i'm only at college Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday.
There is nothing to do, i've tried getting more hours at my part time job, handed in a few more application forms at places so hopefully I can get something sorted.
What can I do?

Pub time

play golf,wank,ps3,get a girlfreind and fuck her all day,the list is endless and the world your oyster laddie

Do some vounltary work?

organise days out with your friends?

rest?

Ring up some old people to keep them company.

There's no-one to go to the pub with though, and I have one night worth of drinks left in money which will be for tomorrow.
:(

Ben will go to the pub with you, sod tomorrow it may never come!!!!

Not into golf, which is odd, both the old man and brother are.
There's only so much wanking someone can do.
Haven't got a ps3.
Lets not even get started on girls :D

Go fishing,get a few cans and sit by the lake' time will fly by.  

There's not even any food in the house to eat. Boooo.

as Ronan Keating once said................ ;) :D

seriously I long for more free time in my life - wanna swap?

P.S theres plenty of house work and ironing to do at mine if your that bored? you live in Melksham dont you? not far to mine you could cycle  ;)

Ben will bake you a cake if you take him for a couple of beers and a packet of fags!!!!

:D Where do you live, Calne?
I've even done some stuff around the house here, and I never do that.

Nothing at all? There must be something you can manipulate into a delicious but unhealthy snack.

I didn't realise how late it is. I'm fucking starving.

Sounds great.
Ben?

Bromham - even less away!!

No crisps, no chocolate.
Bacon!!!!
Now there's an idea.

Even less away? Is that proper English? :D
It's do able I suppose. How much do you pay hourly?
:D

I could start reading something into this, getting a young lad round to do your housework.
No it's probably genuine, I'm sure it is.

dont listen to anything you may have been told about me by others Dell!!

Im not offering money - Im offering you being less bored

I think STFC4LIFE might have got the wrong end of the stick, if you dont mind the pun and gone for one of Arribas suggestions!!!

I forgot to mention I wouldnt actually be at home - I would be at work!!!

Haha, Bacon sandwich.
Lovely.

See sorted. Never rely on crisps and chocolate for your snackage. They don't contain bacon.

I just had some delicious runny undercooked scrambled eggs on a croissant. tasty. I'm still a bit peckish though.

I can hartely recommend the Cadbury Dairy Milk with apricot crumble

I have well and truely given up on anorexia

Just had cheese and marmite on toast

A croissant filled with brie to have with my afternoon coffee now.

It must be a very hard life at the top, in the last 30 minutes you've had a late lunch and now it's afternoon tea, whats for pre-teatime snacks in 15 minutes time?

This is my late lunch now, that was breakfast.

I just smoked out the kitchen :D

Ben how are you not like 20 stone?? 

I'm bored too.

So far today I've taken the missus to work, been to the bank to pay some money in, went and paid the second half of my season ticket, did some weights for an hour or so, ate a ham and cheese sandwich (with reggae reggae sauce - fucking lush) and now I want to sleep but think I might go and buy a Wii.

It's all the exercise I do.

lazy people annoy me

good for you.

Oh I see - well if you do lots of excercise you can get away with it

I just got back from the post box and gay husband has filled my chair with smelly dog toys and the cushion out of the dog basket   >:(

just there is no excuse to be over weight, burn off more calories than u eat

OK thanks for the advice

People who describe themselves as having abs and who are annoyed by whether someone is active or not annoy me.

what the fuck are you on about.

I think he is saying I am overweight??

Horrid Steve at work said I have wide hips

Tell him his eyes are too far up his head.

You didn't look overweight on Sunday?

I didnt want to stoop to his level

he is getting done from putting that note up in the staff room anyway - apprently my boss has taken it!

when did I see you Sunday??????

Actually I wasn't Sunday it was earlier in the season at The County Ground.

i definately WASNT saying u was overweight! sorry if u thought i was calling u that, i was saying overweight people (not aimed at anyone) moan about being overweight but in most cases they are lazy and so are overweight

cool. I'll add that to my TEF notes.

JPC82 - Gets annoyed by overweight people. Thinks they are all lazy.

Nice of you to let us know

I'm bored.  Got plenty to do but can't be arsed to do it.
PS  I'm not as bored as I was in the 45 minutes leading up to half time last Sunday, now that was boreing.

ben i said in most cases, i know some people are overweight due to medical conditions

I'm not judging, the post just seemed to come out of nowhere.

How old are you JCP?
I'm overweight now compared to my superfit days when I was in my 20s and 30s, one of the reasons I am carry a little too much weight now is because of injuries to my leg which stops me exercising as much as I wish these days. Putting weight on happens to most of us in the end, maybe in 15 years time you may have a different point of view.

OK but please can you change your I fancy the youth team and JFW thing?? its freaks me out a bit

Now I like wide hips on a lass.  Could Horrid Steve please expand on this?

maybe i will Dell, i struggle with my knees which is why i had to end my football career, 6 a side is as good as it get for me these days

wud u rather i put JFW before the youth team?

Dont start those rumours again, we had it earlier with the housekeeper.

Just not at all please

keep the youth team if you wish  :D

sorted :)

Thanks Brian xxx

u put anymore 'xxx' and fancying u will be straight back on there!!

I'm bored.

I have an application to be a cat cuddler at Bath cats and dogs home?

What the fuck is a cat caddler?
I wish we still had our cat Smudge, :(

That sounds like a lovely job.

I'm knackered after a long week.Having to wait for the washing machine to finish before i can have a shower,sob.My packet of chocolate Hob-nobs is calling me my resisitence is very very low.

Yummy,choccy hobnobby goodness.Of all the foodgroups the Biscuit has to be one of the best.

not hob nobs though, im all about caramel digestives, or chocolate chip digestives

I like to dunk my gingernuts in a nice cup of tea, but that's another story.

oh you cunts, im now gonna have to get up and go out into the cold to purchase some nice chocolate digestives!

all I have is plain digestives waahhh

oh and STFC4 LIFE bacisally you can go to the cats and dogs home and give the cats some attention just some smooths and strokes to make them feel like they have owners - Im not allowed to go there I would come home with all the cats - My cat is called Smudge

Our Smudge got put down :(

was it a boy or a girl - people always assume my Smudge is a boy but she is a girl - I dont think its a boys name?

Shouldn't this be in the Boardroom section ?

It was a boy.
He was ace.

I've never eaten cat.

Ha ha!  Top work Nev.

I wanted to call our cats Tickles and Tess, but I had to settle for Meg and Tess.  Shouting out Tess, Meg isn't as fun though.

Im glad  :eek:

I like chocolate rich tea biscuits.

About to make shepherds pie for tea with some Jamaican Jerk in the mince for a bit of kick. Or it is it cottage pie that has mince? I dunno.

You Reds.

I want a dog called Yo-yo G. Bulletcar...but the wife won't let me...off for a curry now...night all.