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For some reason since the new forum shizzle got put in, it's all been about the football shit and less about the 80% bollocks that the TEF is all about. Personally I blame the front page with it's easy recent topics, which encourages people to reply to existing topics, instead of just randomly starting new random ones.

But anyhoo....

Sup?

Fag packets are going to have pictures of bad stuff on them soon. Hopefully it will put off those people who can't cope, but I see it as something to collect. Awesome.

I just watched Escape to Victory again. Ace.

I've never seen it. One day. I might have it somewhere.

I might stay up to try and catch the american vice thingy debate. Could be amusing. I think it's on at about 2am, I've only got terrestrial in my room so I'm hoping they'll cut into news 24 on bbc1/2.

It's a bit like Rocky, but without the cool music.

And Adrian.

Holler late night friends.

im bored and debating whether to get up early tomorrow so my body clock is normal or whether to just sleep till I wake up.

I'd sleep until you wake up, then go sleep some more.

I best be off to bed soon, got to be up early.

Before I do though, why do people peg through the ticket barrier, down the escalator, through tunnels just to catch a tube train, when there will be another one at the platform within a few minutes?

only problem is when I need to get up sunday morning...

You an unemployed hobo like me at the moment?

Yep

Get a job you bums.

find me one and I'll do it...

evening...

You should come chill with me and have an afternoon cup of tea.

I'll beat you at mario kart.

dave peirce is shit. discuss

Sounds good to me.

There is only so much Two and a Half Men, King Of Queens and Everybody Loves Rymond you can watch during the day before you actually want to go back to work.

If anyone would bloody hire me I'd work!

get a job you slackers

Next person to says that (or words to that affect) gets banned.

Me and DV are kings amongst men. We don't deserve such abuse.

im currently playing pkr.com and trying to find a download of the original monkey island!im cool like that

get a job you kings amongst men

i have a job but not this week! im living the life of fB

I want a bloody job!

Its depressing that I cant find one.

i dont wanta job but am worried i might need one to keep up my rock n roll lifestyle

Ben Tozer look a like!

i do enjoy the life of riley but I will look foward to getting back on monday! this week i have been mostly drinkinf scrumpy jack and efes!:-)

booooooo its pronounced lefes!! jeeeesh

I thought I just banned you. I'll have to try again now.

nooooooo please dont ben :(

Ahhh. I've figured out what I did wrong. I was only going to ban you for a day. I'm feeling too nice now though.

thanks for the pm fB! Oh and it is Efes!

thanks babe xxxx

who me?
take that back at once you cad

Yes you....maybe its just me who sees the likeness!

I can't remember what I said now. Do you want it?

yeah defo! im gonna go to bed in a bit, i got an appointment with the girlfriend and some vicks vapour rub :-)

errr i dont think so. i hope not. i saw ben tozer at college once but he didnt keep the door open for me so i hope he breaks his leg the cunt

we'll have to see what the TEF massive have to say....

Me, I see it....!

no-one knows what i look like mwahahahahahah

Yeah, we do now. You look like Ben Tozer

of course they do. dont think we dont notice when you walk in the merlin Mr. Tozer....

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The likeness is uncanny

Is that you or Tozer in the top pic? You'll hit pubery one day my little friend.

im number 27. Tozer is the knob in with the carling

You big lightweight. If by christmas you can't drink 20 carlings with little problems other than needing a slash, then you need to try harder.

The lollypop was my incentive. 20 isnt tha much really is it, about 12 pints? Over a day its do-able.

NB. if i were to die of alcahol poisoning the blame is squarley at your door sénor B

Is it too late to say i was he charlton player and get away with it being mildy funny?

Are they 440ml cans? To be honest I just meant pints. But if a pint is about 560ml and a can is 440 then you can work it out. A can is a bit over 3/4 of a pint.

Probably. Your best bet now is just spend loads of time writing something stupid like a random fable. Loads of people will like it just because you've made the effort and reads better than what most people post.

PRO TEF TIP

I think Dave is hot

I am. rar

Is there a ginger you don’t fancy?

prince Harry?