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Title: The Smithy is teetering on the edge of being a cunt society Post by: Piemonte on Thursday, May 12, 2005, 11:15:49 Do you wish to join this fantastic society?
Benefits include: - Grant will buy you a pint after every game* - Piemonte will not arse rape you* - A free box of tissues for every member* - A date with STFCbird* - Free spirtitual guidance from the founder member and spirtual leader, me.* *note: Benefits can be withdrawn at any time and may not actually be true. You statuatory rights are not affected. Full full details send a stamped address envelope to Mr A King, The County Ground, Swindon, SN1. In the event of Grant Smith joining Bristol City, this society will automatically be renamed The Grant Smith must die slowly and painfully association. Title: The Smithy is teetering on the edge of being a cunt society Post by: Kinky Tom on Thursday, May 12, 2005, 11:28:29 I am indeed down with that shit homie.
One question though, will the box of tissues be Kleenex for men, or some girlie crap with flowers on, not big enough to dab a shaving cut with? Title: The Smithy is teetering on the edge of being a cunt society Post by: Piemonte on Thursday, May 12, 2005, 11:47:18 Kleenex for men. no cheap shit in this society :D
Title: The Smithy is teetering on the edge of being a cunt society Post by: Iffy's Onion Bhaji on Thursday, May 12, 2005, 11:48:11 count me in
Title: The Smithy is teetering on the edge of being a cunt society Post by: Kinky Tom on Thursday, May 12, 2005, 11:48:29 Then I'm definately in, when should I expect to not be arse raped by you?
Title: The Smithy is teetering on the edge of being a cunt society Post by: redbird on Thursday, May 12, 2005, 11:49:36 Yes I want to join pleeeez
PS someone else can have my date with STFC bird as I am not that way inclined Title: The Smithy is teetering on the edge of being a cunt society Post by: Piemonte on Thursday, May 12, 2005, 11:49:43 Quote from: "Kinky Tom" Then I'm definately in, when should I expect to not be arse raped by you? Sometime in the next couple of days, depending on membership numbers. :) Title: The Smithy is teetering on the edge of being a cunt society Post by: Piemonte on Thursday, May 12, 2005, 12:22:17 The 3 non-members: Dont expect any lubrication. I'm going in dry! :shock: :D
Title: The Smithy is teetering on the edge of being a cunt society Post by: yeo on Thursday, May 12, 2005, 12:31:57 Just the way i like it :shock:
Title: The Smithy is teetering on the edge of being a cunt society Post by: janaage on Thursday, May 12, 2005, 12:35:30 Quote from: "Piemonte" The 3 non-members: Dont expect any lubrication. I'm going in dry! :shock: :D The no vote lobby - Justin Tomlinson, Birdie and Grant Smith himself. Title: The Smithy is teetering on the edge of being a cunt society Post by: Piemonte on Thursday, May 12, 2005, 12:57:47 *Mr Burns style Excellent*
Title: The Smithy is teetering on the edge of being a cunt society Post by: Johno on Thursday, May 12, 2005, 16:53:38 im in i guess :)
Title: The Smithy is teetering on the edge of being a cunt society Post by: reeves4england on Thursday, May 12, 2005, 17:45:28 Smithy you feckin legend!
Free pints coming my way! :beers Title: The Smithy is teetering on the edge of being a cunt society Post by: walrus on Thursday, May 12, 2005, 17:53:42 Stay you Scottish Cunt! You have nice hair and are vastly becoming a legend. Join Brizzle and you'll be denied the status you truly deserve - Town Ledge! And I'll buy you a pint...
Title: The Smithy is teetering on the edge of being a cunt society Post by: magnum150 on Thursday, May 12, 2005, 20:01:48 These ideas intrigue me. Tell me more of your spiritual guidance plans.
Title: The Smithy is teetering on the edge of being a cunt society Post by: Panda Paws on Thursday, May 12, 2005, 20:20:32 Quote from: "redbird" PS someone else can have my date with STFC bird as I am not that way inclined If Smudge stays, I'll stiffen up and think of England Title: The Smithy is teetering on the edge of being a cunt society Post by: walrus on Thursday, May 12, 2005, 23:08:08 Quote from: "Chris K" Quote from: "redbird" PS someone else can have my date with STFC bird as I am not that way inclined If Smudge stays, I'll stiffen up and think of England I'd fuck a shemale too if Smith stays.... I'll lose two players, Parkin's guaranteed to go, but please not Smith too! I couldn't take it. Roberts is the only other player I have feelings towards but he's Welsh and guaranteed to stay touch wood. Title: The Smithy is teetering on the edge of being a cunt society Post by: Dazzza on Thursday, May 12, 2005, 23:41:39 Get the impression something is not right if Smith is not offered the two years he wants. Will be a travesty if that's the case especially as he was given 2 years initially as a virtual unknown!
I smell Sandy Gray at work... Title: The Smithy is teetering on the edge of being a cunt society Post by: Reg Smeeton on Thursday, May 12, 2005, 23:59:16 Quote I smell Sandy Gray at work... Not a pleasant thought...... Title: The Smithy is teetering on the edge of being a cunt society Post by: Melksham Red on Friday, May 13, 2005, 08:22:01 Sandy Gray says in the WDP this morning that there is room for negotiation with Smudgers contract. So there is a glimmer (a very small one) of hope.
Title: The Smithy is teetering on the edge of being a cunt society Post by: Kinky Tom on Friday, May 13, 2005, 08:44:09 I reckon he's going to stay, he's just playing the game a little. King gave him very little in the way of oportunities for 18 months, and now regards him as more or less indispensible. Smith knows this and is making King sweat, I think I'd do the same in his situation.
Title: The Smithy is teetering on the edge of being a cunt society Post by: janaage on Friday, May 13, 2005, 08:53:01 I don't, I reckon he's gonna leave, but I am a pessimistic little soul. Just think City will offer him better terms. The only thing in our favour is that next season he's pretty much guaranteed to be a first team fixture and as you say possible legend in the making. Where as at City he's got to start all over again.
Title: The Smithy is teetering on the edge of being a cunt society Post by: Iffy's Onion Bhaji on Friday, May 13, 2005, 10:49:56 that and the fact that we think he is a ledgend should make him stay!
Title: The Smithy is teetering on the edge of being a cunt society Post by: STFCBird on Monday, May 16, 2005, 10:08:07 I hope that I am the club secretary after all this. :wink:
Title: The Smithy is teetering on the edge of being a cunt society Post by: Piemonte on Monday, May 16, 2005, 11:23:25 I'm just drawing up your timetable for the dates bird.
You're gouing to be a busy girl in the next couple of weeks! :wink: Title: The Smithy is teetering on the edge of being a cunt society Post by: reeves4england on Monday, May 16, 2005, 19:38:27 Quote from: "Chris K" Quote from: "redbird" PS someone else can have my date with STFC bird as I am not that way inclined If Smudge stays, I'll stiffen up and think of England Please stay smithy!!!! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Please! Title: The Smithy is teetering on the edge of being a cunt society Post by: DMR on Monday, May 16, 2005, 20:42:49 What he said. But I don't really care as much.
Title: The Smithy is teetering on the edge of being a cunt society Post by: spacey on Monday, May 16, 2005, 21:09:09 What dave said.But in the style of Chewbacca.
Title: The Smithy is teetering on the edge of being a cunt society Post by: STFCBird on Tuesday, May 17, 2005, 08:06:35 Quote from: "Piemonte" I'm just drawing up your timetable for the dates bird. You're gouing to be a busy girl in the next couple of weeks! :wink: Thats ok, I have plenty of time on my hands. Maybe all the members should have the same avatar as you?? Title: The Smithy is teetering on the edge of being a cunt society Post by: Piemonte on Tuesday, May 17, 2005, 09:01:24 Quote from: "spacey" What dave said.But in the style of Chewbacca. :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick best post for ages! Title: The Smithy is teetering on the edge of being a cunt society Post by: Piemonte on Tuesday, May 17, 2005, 09:04:15 Quote from: "STFCBird" Quote from: "Piemonte" I'm just drawing up your timetable for the dates bird. You're gouing to be a busy girl in the next couple of weeks! :wink: Thats ok, I have plenty of time on my hands. Maybe all the members should have the same avatar as you?? Good idea bird. I cant force them but as spiritual leader I urge all members of the GSAS to change their avatar's to glorious Grant. The good vibes caused by all changing our avartars will help ward off the evil bristolian spirits that have been circiling around him of late Title: The Smithy is teetering on the edge of being a cunt society Post by: STFCBird on Tuesday, May 17, 2005, 09:39:19 how is this??
Title: The Smithy is teetering on the edge of being a cunt society Post by: Kinky Tom on Tuesday, May 17, 2005, 09:48:55 Smithy in action for me - don't get too excited Birdie, it's on the pitch...
Title: The Smithy is teetering on the edge of being a cunt society Post by: Piemonte on Tuesday, May 17, 2005, 10:01:55 good work people. I can feel those sweet anti-bristolian vibes 8) 8)
Title: The Smithy is teetering on the edge of being a cunt society Post by: sonicyouth on Tuesday, May 17, 2005, 15:10:42 this is confusing, I'm going to think STFCBird is Piemonte now
Title: The Smithy is teetering on the edge of being a cunt society Post by: Kinky Tom on Tuesday, May 17, 2005, 15:57:27 Quote from: "sonicyouth" this is confusing, I'm going to think STFCBird is Piemonte now Indeed, I've been confused on a couple of occasions. I've even confused myself with my new Grant Smith appreciation avarter, not quite used to it yet. :? Title: The Smithy is teetering on the edge of being a cunt society Post by: Piemonte on Tuesday, May 17, 2005, 15:59:06 Quote from: "sonicyouth" this is confusing, I'm going to think STFCBird is Piemonte now I've got the baps for it mate! Title: The Smithy is teetering on the edge of being a cunt society Post by: Piemonte on Monday, May 23, 2005, 09:20:45 bump
Title: The Smithy is teetering on the edge of being a cunt society Post by: janaage on Monday, May 23, 2005, 09:24:35 Sorry dudes, probably not a popular opinion, but I don;t blame the bloke if he does join the dark side. End of the day he's in his mid 20's looking to get paid as much as he can, also City are more than likely gonna be challenging next season, whereas we're gonna be lucky to be in the top half.
Title: The Smithy is teetering on the edge of being a cunt society Post by: STFCBird on Monday, May 23, 2005, 09:26:14 cunty cunterson (not you jan, smithy)
Title: The Smithy is teetering on the edge of being a cunt society Post by: Piemonte on Monday, May 23, 2005, 09:41:05 Quote from: "janaage" Sorry dudes, probably not a popular opinion, but I don;t blame the bloke if he does join the dark side. End of the day he's in his mid 20's looking to get paid as much as he can, also City are more than likely gonna be challenging next season, whereas we're gonna be lucky to be in the top half. Yeah, looking at things from his perspective its an easy choice to make. However, this is football and I intend to boo and abuse him as much as possible during next seasons games. The fucking scottish wankstain |