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Title: Crouch for England
Post by: sonicyouth on Thursday, May 12, 2005, 11:15:25
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/internationals/4518717.stm

hahahahahhahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

oh my. Is it really that bad?


Title: Crouch for England
Post by: Piemonte on Thursday, May 12, 2005, 11:18:57
We've not got many options for a big man up front have we?

Beattie - looks fat and disinterested after joining Everton
Heskey- He's a bit crap and falls over constantly
Crouch - looks like an able bodied Timmy from south park but scores goals at the moment


Title: Crouch for England
Post by: Kinky Tom on Thursday, May 12, 2005, 11:22:23
I don't really begruge the big fella a chance, he'd be usefull to throw on when we inevitably resort to our long ball tactics, at least we wouldn't be throwing hopefull balls up to Owen and Vassell ala the Euro Champs.


Title: Crouch for England
Post by: Iffy's Onion Bhaji on Thursday, May 12, 2005, 11:26:06
how long will it be before crouch goes crap again? not long i shouldnt think! what about andy johnson anyway?


Title: Crouch for England
Post by: Ben Wah Balls on Thursday, May 12, 2005, 11:28:34
Crouch is a legend, I'd like to see him playing for England he scores some hilarious goals.


Title: Crouch for England
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Thursday, May 12, 2005, 12:11:18
I think Crouch is a good idea,  he would give the England squad something different.


Title: Crouch for England
Post by: Johno on Thursday, May 12, 2005, 16:50:16
Crouch has been playing well,so its deserved i reckon, give him a chance.


Title: Crouch for England
Post by: STFCDude on Thursday, May 12, 2005, 21:19:56
Crouch reminds me of Bambi tbh.  How can anyone be that thin legged, and play premiership football!?  On that basis alone, he's crap


Title: Crouch for England
Post by: yeo on Thursday, May 12, 2005, 22:36:12
Good luck to him ,the games mean nothing.


Title: Crouch for England
Post by: Simon Pieman on Friday, May 13, 2005, 03:24:46
Quote from: "Ben Wah Balls"
Crouch is a legend, I'd like to see him playing for England he scores some hilarious goals.


I remember when he scored a goal after doing stepovers on a static ball  :D  frightfully funny to watch


Title: Crouch for England
Post by: larwood on Friday, May 13, 2005, 13:53:16
Crouch is a freak,but the games are utterly pointless so who cares who plays?


Title: Crouch for England
Post by: janaage on Friday, May 13, 2005, 13:57:14
Quote from: "Yeovil Red"
Good luck to him ,the games mean nothing.


I think these games do go towards the respective countries oh so important FIFA world rankings.


Title: Crouch for England
Post by: Piemonte on Friday, May 13, 2005, 14:10:27
Nope, thats competitive internationals only not friendlies.


Title: Crouch for England
Post by: reeves4england on Friday, May 13, 2005, 16:33:27
only seen him onse, when he played for Eng U21s and he looked alright but didn't do much as he only played 15 minutes


Title: Crouch for England
Post by: Ben Wah Balls on Friday, May 27, 2005, 18:10:12
Crouch is starting. :)  Go on crouchie! He's a future star I'm telling you. He can be england's seven foot tall secret weapon. :)


Title: Crouch for England
Post by: unclemark on Friday, May 27, 2005, 18:38:03
Secret weapon...hmmmmmm
He is pretty good.  My friend is a fanatical Southampton supporter and he thinks he is great although Southampton have nicked the Christian Roberts song and changed the word to "Oh Crouchy Crouchy used to playe for Pompey but he's alright now!" :( Just doesn't work does it? And they nicked the Super Sam song and changed the words to Super Philips (Kevin Philips).  In my opinion that midget is crap and he doesn't deserve a chant.


Title: Crouch for England
Post by: lebowski on Friday, May 27, 2005, 19:46:59
jesus h christ. if sven is willing to experiment with youth and put someone like kieran richardson in the side, why not put dean ashton up front? he's already better than crouch and will only improve