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Title: My Malpas blog
Post by: juddie on Wednesday, September 24, 2008, 11:35:43
feel free to abuse:

http://fourfourtwo.com/blogs/


Title: Re: My Malpas blog
Post by: Bogus Dave on Wednesday, September 24, 2008, 11:41:31
Good stuff


Title: Re: My Malpas blog
Post by: janaage on Wednesday, September 24, 2008, 11:44:36
Any chance of a c&p job as I can't get on there at the moment.


Title: Re: My Malpas blog
Post by: DV on Wednesday, September 24, 2008, 11:50:36
Fan Nick Judd wonders whether calls for a change at the top are knee-jerk reactions to a slow start to the season

I’m 29 and I’ve already seen Swindon promoted and relegated four times – plus a demotion – as well as 16 managers and two administrations. Not surprisingly, Town finished fifth in a recent study attempting to find the most stressful club to support in the UK. Littlewoods Pools used such scientific tools as promotions/relegations, managerial sackings and off-field dramas in finding Notts County top of the pile.

If County fans are anything like us they’re a suspicious bunch worn down by years of drama on and off the field. Such perennial palava has made some Town fans so used to doom and gloom that they’re instantly resentful when anything goes wrong. Two wins in seven games this season, for example, has seen a growing number call for Maurice Malpas’ head.

 
Malpas: Feeling the heat just seven games in 

Malpas’ appointment in January – Chairman Andrew Fitton’s first major decision – wasn’t greeted with champagne and bunting. Townies wanted a big name or former favourite, but ended up with a dour Scot with a poor managerial record north of the border. Yet we respected Fitton’s decision. If anyone deserved the right to pick the manager it’s the man who saved us from the brink of closure. Malpas, he urged, impressed over the other candidates and could bring us Championship football within three years. Who were we to argue?

We’re now eight months in and the club has improved exponentially off the field. On it Swindon remain consistently inconsistent. Our 3-1 home defeat against 10-man Leeds last week infuriated as many as the opening-day win against Tranmere enthralled. Malpas has polarised opinion – much like our old boss Andy King – but Colchester United’s sacking of Geraint Williams this week has fuelled the fires of discontent; Colchester thumped us at home three weeks ago.

Malpas could just be a victim of circumstance. Town fans are a hard bunch to please after years of upheaval: those pleading time in favour of the Scot forget that, for many, patience has slowly been eroded.

My feeling is there is no need for change just yet. When Steve McMahon left we had no option, he was a man so despised Town fans left in droves. Some never came back. Those that stayed saw King as the final straw. Though he sweated blood and tears at a difficult time in the club’s history, his old-school ways and regular radio rants infuriated many.

 
McMahon: So disliked some fans still stay away 

Me? Well, I guess I’m on a longer fuse than others. Malpas has identified our defensive problems and threadbare squad – what he does about them will form my opinion. What’s clear is that those venting their spleens at games aren’t helping. It didn’t help under King – where fans continually called for Lou Macari’s return – and it won’t help now.

On the subject of Macari, like Malpas, he won just two of his first seven games. And look at what he achieved…



Title: Re: My Malpas blog
Post by: Weasel on Wednesday, September 24, 2008, 11:50:59
Another good read, nice one Juddie.


Title: Re: My Malpas blog
Post by: janaage on Wednesday, September 24, 2008, 11:55:44
Cheers DV and quality "piece" Juddie, made a lot of sense.  Good work mate.


Title: Re: My Malpas blog
Post by: Rich Pullen on Wednesday, September 24, 2008, 11:57:38
Good work Juddie,

I'd like to see Bart's Blog emerge one day.


Title: Re: My Malpas blog
Post by: Arriba on Wednesday, September 24, 2008, 12:07:36
good read was that.pretty much summed up how most of us must feel


Title: Re: My Malpas blog
Post by: Weasel on Wednesday, September 24, 2008, 12:09:18
Good work Juddie,

I'd like to see Bart's Blog emerge one day.

Maybe Juddie can host a guest writer one week?


Title: Re: My Malpas blog
Post by: pauld on Wednesday, September 24, 2008, 12:12:57
Top blogging! Although you didn't seem to make enough of the "mates with the youth team/coach driver" angle which is apparently central to the whole debate :-)


Title: Re: My Malpas blog
Post by: juddie on Wednesday, September 24, 2008, 12:13:47
feel free to discuss it on the site, so it looks as though people are reading them!!


Title: Re: My Malpas blog
Post by: juddie on Wednesday, September 24, 2008, 12:14:43
I think my next blog is going to be about rumours and people saying 'I've heard this cos I know this person' or something...


Title: Re: My Malpas blog
Post by: DV on Wednesday, September 24, 2008, 12:15:55
Good work Juddie,

I'd like to see Bart's Blog emerge one day.

Bart does have his own blog. Here is weeks 1 entry

'Malpas Out'

week 2

'Malpas Out'

week 3

'Malpas Out'

week 4

'Malpas Out'

week 5

'Malpas Out'

week 6

'Malpas Out'

week 7

'Malpas Out'

I look forward to week 8, dont know what to expect could be anything...


Title: Re: My Malpas blog
Post by: janaage on Wednesday, September 24, 2008, 12:22:21
Your next blog should mention "prossies on Manchester Road", fit that into your blog seamlessly and impress us all.


Title: Re: My Malpas blog
Post by: pauld on Wednesday, September 24, 2008, 12:28:30
Your next blog should mention "prossies on Manchester Road", fit that into your blog seamlessly and impress us all.
Along the lines of "[opposing player x] made a laughable penalty shout, going down with all the grace of a Manchester Rd prossie" - something like that?


Title: Re: My Malpas blog
Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, September 24, 2008, 12:33:00
I just made up a word. Ambivextrosity. I think the meaning should be clear.


Title: Re: My Malpas blog
Post by: juddie on Wednesday, September 24, 2008, 12:58:08
challenge accepted Jan!


Title: Re: My Malpas blog
Post by: wheretherealredsare on Wednesday, September 24, 2008, 13:03:20
I just made up a word. Ambivextrosity. I think the meaning should be clear.

The ability to not care about which hand you use to give generous presents to people.

Simple really.


Title: Re: My Malpas blog
Post by: janaage on Wednesday, September 24, 2008, 13:04:37
challenge accepted Jan!

Excellent Judders!!  Looking forward to it!


Title: Re: My Malpas blog
Post by: Samdy Gray on Wednesday, September 24, 2008, 13:09:13
You should put secret messages in your blog. Like the first letter of every sentence forms a word.


Title: Re: My Malpas blog
Post by: Peter Venkman on Wednesday, September 24, 2008, 13:19:53
You should put secret messages in your blog. Like the first letter of every sentence forms a word.

(finds himself refraining from asking Juddie to spell out manatee after the debacle of Saturdays matchday thread!)


Title: Re: My Malpas blog
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Wednesday, September 24, 2008, 13:28:09
without having to go back through the whole matchday thread what was that all about?? - I came back into range of Wiltshire sound as the show was finishing all I caught was the old guy going on about Bankok red and Manatees - It was slightly sureal!!


Title: Re: My Malpas blog
Post by: BANGKOK RED on Wednesday, September 24, 2008, 13:30:23
(finds himself refraining from asking Juddie to spell out manatee after the debacle of Saturdays matchday thread!)

Is it not sabred toothed Elephants for the next match?


Title: Re: My Malpas blog
Post by: Peter Venkman on Wednesday, September 24, 2008, 13:30:52
Is it not sabred toothed Elephants for the next match?

I believe you are correct Mr BR!


Title: Re: My Malpas blog
Post by: Peter Venkman on Wednesday, September 24, 2008, 13:36:10
When the manatees follow the trawler its because they think the sabre toothed Elephants will be thrown into the sea.


Title: Re: My Malpas blog
Post by: BANGKOK RED on Wednesday, September 24, 2008, 14:16:18
My train of thought is that if we had a sabre toothed elephant in goal then we would concede a total of exactly 0 goals.

Although we could make it a sabre toothed mammoth just to be sure.


Title: Re: My Malpas blog
Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Wednesday, September 24, 2008, 15:39:06
juddie i challenge you to get spacedocking into the next one.


Title: Re: My Malpas blog
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Wednesday, September 24, 2008, 15:39:59
is that something rude?


Title: Re: My Malpas blog
Post by: pauld on Wednesday, September 24, 2008, 15:43:47
My train of thought is that if we had a sabre toothed elephant in goal then we would concede a total of exactly 0 goals.

Although we could make it a sabre toothed mammoth just to be sure.
See, you've not thought this through - while your sabre-toothed mammoth may be a reasonable shot-stopper, their distribution is poor and they're shocking on crosses. Bangkok Red OUT!


Title: Re: My Malpas blog
Post by: juddie on Wednesday, September 24, 2008, 15:47:40
someone was talking about spacedocking t'other day. I can't quite remember what and why as I'd had a lot of homebrew cider.


Title: Re: My Malpas blog
Post by: axs on Wednesday, September 24, 2008, 16:18:42
nice article, i just don't like being referred to as a 'townie'!


Title: Re: My Malpas blog
Post by: JPC82 on Wednesday, September 24, 2008, 16:19:25
how about a ginge?


Title: Re: My Malpas blog
Post by: axs on Wednesday, September 24, 2008, 16:20:32
that's fine.


Title: Re: My Malpas blog
Post by: JPC82 on Wednesday, September 24, 2008, 16:23:51
i prefer townie


Title: Re: My Malpas blog
Post by: axs on Wednesday, September 24, 2008, 16:25:42
makes me think of people who live in essex / kent, wear vests and fake diamond earrings. not to dis-similar from pikeys.


Title: Re: My Malpas blog
Post by: BANGKOK RED on Wednesday, September 24, 2008, 16:28:24
See, you've not thought this through - while your sabre-toothed mammoth may be a reasonable shot-stopper, their distribution is poor and they're shocking on crosses. Bangkok Red OUT!

you're forgetting about the trunk and tusks knobrot.......

Really, some people.