Thetownend.com

Evening all.

Work is yet to begin on the design but I'm looking at getting a frontpage up within the next week or two. The plan is to get the whole website functional for pre-season at the latest, first things first we need a slogan/tagline to stir up some enthusiasm, something to go on the splashscreen for people who stumble across the website see and think "hmm, I'll keep checking until it opens! Maybe I'll join the forum as well".

I haven't got a clue, other than a horribly clichéd and terribly naff 'for the fans, by the fans'. I'd rather strip naked and get raped by Piemonte in the centre circle on a Saturday afternoon than use that, so suggestions please...

I'll keep track of them all and after a week or two I'll shortlist the best ones and make a poll for you lot to decide, okay?

Fire away!

How about - "4 da fanz, by da fanz"    :wink:

Thetownend.com - Swindon's No1 football forum  (original eh?)

Thetownend.com - If you think the "Thisisstfc" forum's shit, you should see this...

Thetownend.com - A place where we all just can't be bothered

It's too early to come up with owt good, I'll come back once I've woke up

thetownend.com - why not come in, what's the worst that can happen?

thetownend.com - because the grass is always greener on the other side!

thetownend.com - come and join us over here!

thetownend.com - 9 out of 10 users prefer it!

thetownend.com - SAFE AS FUCK!

thetownend.com - Cover your stump before you hump

thetownend.com Feat. Terry Tate - The forum linebacker

thetownend.com - YOU FUCKING KNOWS IT!!!

thetownend.com - a j1mmy free zone

thetownend.com - are you thinking what were thinking

thetownend.com - If Carlsburg made websites.........

thetownend.com - Better atmousphere than the stand on a derby day

Why is it always me dishing out the arse rapings? :cry:

I like Toms "safe as fuck"

my suggestions:

The TEF: A lifetime red free zone

The TEF: You fucking knows it

The TEF: I know a bloke who knows some bird who knows Andy King's gran and he says the TEF is the superior choice in STFC related websites

If carslberg made websites is the best one so far......

Another topical one:

The TEF - Sign up to the forum or Piemonte will arse rape you :-))(

www.thetownend.com - once had 27 real people online at once!

i think so too :wink:

thetownend.com - so good, even Grant Smith reads it

thetownend.com - the home of Reg Smeeton

the townend.com - 25% football, 80% bollocks.  FACT.  ( :wink: )

thetownend.com - A Tory free zone

the townend.com - It's like The Merlin, without the beer

thetowned.com - we'll love you unconditionally, unless of coures you are half german lanky streak of piss chelsea fan :D

 SY if you get on the  :doobie make "the next week or two" the next year or two.

Keep them coming please guys  :D

thetownend.com - Because work's just boring.

Oi! I voted tory and am proud of it!

The TEF: populated by a bunch of tree hugging lefties :wink:
The TEF: The crack cocaine of forums
The TEF: No txt spk ere plz doodz

I quite like the idae of a new tagline each day SY. If we all submit loads one could just be picked at ramdom. Not sure how easy it would be for your mate to impliment though.

Not sure about each day but I think it'd be dead easy to have a random one each time the website is loaded. However, I want a single tagline for the banner/logo so the ones that don't get chosen will be used anyway - unless they're utter toss  :D

The TEF: Julian Alsop's favorite website
The TEF: Home of the Grant Smith appreciation society
The TEF: You can swear on here and everything

I'd really better stop this and do some work now

"In 2004, a crack internet forum unit was sent to Coventry by a rival forum for a crime they didn't commit! These men promptly escaped from a maximum-security stockade to pastures new! Today, if you have a problem, if no one else can help -- and if you can find them -- maybe you can hire... THETOWNEND.COM!"

Townend, townend, party time, excellent....(cue guitar rift)

thetownend.com - Soapy tit wank

you're working for me now!

I meant Justin "Tara Palmer" Tomilinson!!

I voted tory purely for there 'its not racist to want immigrants out of your country' posters

thetownend.com - where NO-ONE bums Adie Akenfenwa

Followed By - Except PieMonte

Sorry Boss. I'll get back to work :D



I'm bored of bumming and arse raping now.

 :face This week I'al be mostly doing some rimming. :face

You are a sick puppy!

www.thetownend.com: time is never wasted when you are wasted all the time :doobie

thetownend.com - Home of Frank Spencer (ooooh Betty)  :o

thetownend.com - cum 'n ave a go iv u fink u r literate enuff!

thetownend.com - Because STFC is complicated enough

these are ace guys, keep going! 8)

here's some from me

thetownend.com - where everybody knows your name

thetownend.com - the views expressed within this website may not represent those of Swindon Town FC and any of it's afilliates

thetownend.com - mong free since '03!

thetownend.com - just say no

thetownend.com - home of the eternally disillusioned

thetownend.com - fear and loathing in SN1

thetownend.com - FREE PORN!

thetownend.com - nine out of ten insomniacs prefer thetownend

thetownend.com - we won't tell you to sit down

thetownend.com - residential home for disgruntled town fans

thetownend.com - we're not the trust, nuff said

thetownend.com - ask Reg, go on!

thetownend.com - please keep your arms and legs inside the ride at all times

I like Janaage's...

the townend.com - 25% football, 80% bollocks.

Back when I was going to do a site I had down similar but had the bollocks at 90%.

thetownend.com - we own a player do you?

thetownend.com - where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.

I like the last one  :wink:

These two are the best IMO

 I liked this one from MagicRoundabout

 thetownend.com - a j1mmy free zone

I think this is a winner ladies and germs  :wink:

thetownend.com

- satisfaction guarenteed, or your money back!

- it's a mini adventure

- not as good as sex....but it's fucking good

- we've got more posts than royal mail

thetownend.com - Just do it

thetownend.com - It's what your right arm's for

thetownend.com - everyone's welcome. apart from gays and their homophobic activities

thetownend.com - where the best isn't good enough

thetownend.com - come and have a go if you think your hard enough

thetownend.com - because we want to, because we want too.......

thetownend.com - moc.dnenwoteht ( 8) )

thetownend.com - nuff said

thetownend.com - better than all the soaps

thetownend.com - we just keep getting better

thetownend.com - a cheesy slogan free zone  :roll:

thetownend.com - we don't do irony

okay, I'll probably let this run until Friday night then I shall shortlist the best half a dozen or so and create a poll for you all to vote on what will be the main tagline, which may appear on the logo but will be prominent on the website and so on.

Keep the suggestions coming, nearly all of them will be used with a random quote/tagline generator on the 'coming soon' splashscreen and possibly on the final design as well, you will all get your five minutes of fame  8)

thetownend.com - stand up and be counted

and on the subject of standing up ...

thetownend.com - for upright members only

thetownend.com - we have the largest members

thetownend.com - our members stand up proudly

thetownend.com - it's the choice of a new generation.

thetownend.com - we wont bite, not even Birdie.

Heh heh! - member. 8)

Sonic - are we ready for a vote yet im bored!

not yet Asher, I'm letting you all come up with some more until tomorrow evening, the poll will run all weekend then.

thetownend.com - let's have a vote.

this isn't a democracy you know!  :o

Can you make the vote run over to Monday so us workie 9-5ers can vote please Mr Sonicyouth sir.

Im not gonna vote in protest at how long its taking Sonic.  You smell

Bugger I wanted to get the splashscreen up on Sunday night. Okay, maybe the vote will come quicker - don't you have the internet at home dammit?

Right, I'll start shortlisting ten of the best now and put the poll up as I won't get chance until tomorrow afternoon now.

Get in, I won!

:mrgreen:

Sorry dude, not allowed internet at home, my mrs would go crazy if I spent all my time on here, at work AND at home.  My God that's not even worth thinking about.

Tomorrow arvo's alright with me though mate, no rush.

No, Jan get stroppy, demand it now, lets break sonic.  My next door neighbour has been using my broadband (its wireless) shoudl I invoice him/her for it?

http://thetownend.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=3098

go go go!

You can still submit stuff and it'll probably be used for the randomly generated quotes on the website/splashscreen.

I broke you sonic!!!! I can feel the power now!

*cough*  - FAO SONICYOUTH

oops, I put all of those down as Piemonte - sorry. Can you ever forgive me?

Asher, you can secure your wireless broadband to stop other mother uckers using it like your next door neighbor.

Dont ask me how though, my IT monkey mate did it

To be read in a Dawson Creek style

"No Sonic, I thought I could trust you, but you've let me down one to many times.  Me and you are over.  We're over".  

Jan leaves out of bedroom window, whilst some soppy music plays in the background, camara pans back to Sonic, eyes welling up with tears.   :cry:   Roll credits.

http://www.eborg3.com/Graphics/Bible/66-Revelation/Rev12/crying%20woman.jpg

Problem is its maries dad, and he scares the hell out of me, hes not even that big just scares me like in a policeman/teacher way! I might just drop kick him or actually I might not

 :D  :D  :D  :D

Genius

Gayer!

Asher gives it the bigun on the internet but is scared of the OB :soapy tit wank:

so have you stopped him from using it now then? just send him him a virus or something  8)

Nope he isnt there at teh moment but next time I will just turn it off, as for being scared of teh OB if there gave you a hard time like they do me, and know your name you would be a bit weary yeovil!

Like being in walkabout teh other week and CID come up to have a 'chat' does get on my tits a bit

I will drop kick her dad .....one day when hes 70

You do know you can use an encryption password for wireless don't you? You can also hide your SSID or block certain computers

I ahve no idea what any of that means? Im stupid on computers

soapy tit wank

It means you can set up a password to gain access. If you did set one up it would be stored in your settings so you would still be able to connect automatically

i could do you some "view from the other side" articles when i'm not too lazy.

but i ent gay or owt, i'd like to add after re-reading that.

Thats not a bad idea OF. I'd be interested in you observations

good idea of, i like that

The TEF: Where front bum comes second

(To football of course.... :oops: )

the townend.com

free butt plug for every new member :soapy tit wank: