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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2798563/Britains-dirtiest-flat.html

Eeeew.

Have you ever seen anything like this in one of your properties Bushey Boy?

I went to a fire a couple of years back in a place like that.

It was fucking disgusting.

Needless to say we found used needles and a big black dildo amongst the mess...

Yes, needless to say...!

So, were there needles or were there not needles?

Very good...

I see what ou did there!

False advertising BR, that's only Britains dirtiest flat

Ive had many similar proeprties.  I once had a squat with 467 needles in, a body was found in another house by me (had been there 3 weeks and was the worst thing I have encountered).  Fleas are the worst to get rid of.

The thing that gets me is peoples opersonal hygeine, shocking especially the young people, I could post pictures worse than that if I knew how

send them by e-mail to me and ill put them up later

 That place looks like a palace, compared to fB's place in Exeter...some may recall Young Ones look a like place, that Ben posted up pictures of back in the day.

I remember those pics that fB put up. Ill try and bump the thread if i can find it...

[url width=900 height=675]http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d35/flammableben/desk.jpg[/url]

[url width=900 height=675]http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d35/flammableben/kitchen.jpg[/url]

[url width=900 height=675]http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d35/flammableben/livingroom.jpg[/url]

[url width=900 height=675]http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d35/flammableben/room.jpg[/url]

Not that bad to be honest.

 :suck: :sofa: :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

I really miss that house.

 Did it have a fort in the bedroom though?

Did you wash those sheets

I think only once in the 10 months I lived in the house.

And that was when a bird was coming over.

 Did she stay long?

i'm guessing less than 10 months.

not as long as I'd have liked.

Had much more luck with the dirty sheets.

Don't know if there's a lesson in there for the younger TEF crowd. I'm not sure if there even is much of a younger TEF crowd anymore. We didn't have much (or even at all) of an A Level or GCSE result thread this year.

I did chat to Nozza on msn the other night, he's about to hit uni on a proper medicine course to become a doctor. I warned him not to work too hard. I've seen people burn out on courses like that and go a bit mental.

I got the impression that he got very good A-Level results. Maybe we should send him a TEF card?

Do it addressed to Dr. Nozza.

A medical man eh, puts my masters degree in American history I'm starting next week to shame.

  I had a mate who did the doctoring thing...he went fruit loop and ended up living rough in Lawn Wods for a bit...his rents both quacks sent him to a top all boys school. When let out he got mixed up with a very strange lady..who walked around with her tits hanging out, under a lace table cloth, worn as a sort of poncho.  Looks wise none too shabby and young Reg had a hit on it.

 Having flunked the doctoring, they lived in a squat in Bow, E London...I went to visit, fucking rough area of typical London tenements, which nobody wanted to live in, hence squatters took them on. 

 It was always a bit of a shock when younger, when you saw friends just basically cracking up...I always felt though there wasn't much I could do about it..

I remember back in the day when he'd constantly harass me on msn to draw a new comic. I miss Nozza. I don't miss the comics though. Most of them were pretty bad. Apart from the one where Yeovil tried to buy Stella Artois in Boots. That one is my favourite.

ben with a bird?

I wish.

Yeah, it seems so, must be better than youth teamers though! :doh:

i dunno mate, they have lush bodies

Seen a few people lose it reg and like u say its not nice and you are powerless to do anything

I've not seen people go loopy, maybe people that enrolled and already were abit odd. One thing that occurs alot is people dropping out because I'm-a-barman-and-it's-awesome! I've always found that amusing!

What was Nozza's wanking record again?

Kylie?

 Nah.  Think it was Salt 'n' Pepa....Let's Talk About Sex...

What's your Reg?

The Time Warp?

 Nah...sounds more like  fB's.

 Je T'Aime....Jane Birkin and Serge Gainsborough, wouldn't be a bad shot. Dirty posh bird getting heated up by corrupt old lech.  :)