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Do you remember the old days? When the little title below your name was something that someone had assigned you?

I miss that power. At the moment you can set your own title in your profile settings. I'd set it to something you'd like to think represents yourself, because I'm planning to take the ability to set your own title away from you.

You might want to think about it.

Sorry if that's a bit cryptic. You've got until tomorrow (ish) to set your own title. After that I'm taking over the title power.

flamegalomaniac!

I will let you do it

Flammagedin.

Do your worst fascist bully boy.

I will let you make one up for me, but different from the last time (Ralphys other half)

Ta

Ben, you'll be pleased to know, that nobody can now change their title. Only the admins can do it now. :beers:

Sorry tans, you asked for that, but i'm sure Ben can come up with something far amusing. :D

Can I have a new one please? Something a bit more inventive than Sexy Pub Crawl Ray Winstone Love Beast this time.

My humour glands have always seemed far better developed from my perspective than others, so no doubt fB can amuse himself by crawling user's profiles later.

Have you tried to edit it yourself Samdy, because i have no way of telling if you can no longer do it yourself?

If fB can think of something more amusing that would be good.

Barry it does work you cant change it.

Cool, fB can get all mischievous then.

be sensible Bejamin

I would like to have mine as Barry Scott's fantasy

can i still be allowed to change mine?

everytime I see this thread I keep singing in my head that Backstreet boys song "EVERYBODY! ROCK YOUR BODY"  :-[

I'm going to be super evil.

dont be evil to me or else I may cry - Im feeling a touch emotional today Benji bonce

I'm suing for copyright.

Unless I receive a royalty payment for each time it appears ...

You can have 1% of all the money I earn today.

Good work with Fred's new title young Benjamin...... :soapy tit wank:

I think you'll find that everyone unfortunate enough to know this song now has the same issue. Thanks.

ROCK YOUR BODY RIGHT - BACKSTREETS BACK ALRIGHT!  :girlgiggle: :serenade:

''Now throw your hands up in the air''

Should I consider myself fortunate that I have no idea what song this is?

someone you tube it for the poor man!

Five will make you go down now.

I wouldn't listen to it.

Some things are best left unknown.

For all of your joy, here it is.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8ae70g0TdA&autoplay=1

Keep it that way BR!

the video was like a poor mans thriller

Ben you are muddling up your crappy curtain haired 90's boybands Im afraid

Cry me a river.

aint no party like an S club party

you're my wonderwall.

last Christmas I gave you my heart...........

and you fried it up with some garlic and ate it with a sprinkling of parsley.

Don't drink dont smoke, what do you do.

Is this turning into one of the most random TEF threads ever?

Subtle inuendos follow...must be something inside.

Im a bit lost now TBH

I'm your only friend, I'm not your only friend but I'm a little glowing friend.

Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch who watches over you

You saw a woman in a cafe, lips of crimson, yellow grin

Oooh... we're going to Ibiza
Whoah... back to the island.

Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick! on the vengabus?

Singing Boom Boom Boom, let me here you say wayoooooo...........

Get Outahere Brother!

Yo back up now and give a brother room
The fuse is lit and I'm about to go boom
Mercy mercy mercy me
My life is a cage but on stage Im free
Hyped up syched up ready for wilin
Standing in a crowd of girls like an island
I see the one I wanna sic come here cutie
I flip em around and then I work that booty
Work the body work work the body
Slow down girl you're bout to hurt somebody
Oh and yo lets get just one thing clear
There's only one reason why I came here

When I grow up
I wanna be famous
I wanna be a star
I wanna be in movies

When I grow up
I wanna see the world
Drive nice cars
I wanna have Groupies

When I grow up
Be on TV
People know me
Be on magazines

When I grow up
Fresh and clean
Number one chick when I step out on the scene

Like boom, I be at the hotel soon, We going to put the lens on zoom, Benz on vroom

Wake up kids
We've got the dreamers disease
Age 14 we got you down on your knees
So polite, you're busy still saying please
Fr- enemies, who when you're down ain't your friend
Every night we smash their Mercedes - Benz
First we run and then we laugh till we cry
But when the night is falling
And you cannot find the light
If you feel your dream is dying
Hold tight
You've got the music in you

Ooh I watched you grow up
Only to despise
I seen the madness stack up through
Tarpaulin eyes
I have heard you come up
Believing your own lies
Witnessed the blessing rise up in a
A very strange disguise

Though you have become a burden
One thing remains, thats for certain
I will love you all my life
But without you in my life

Ooh I watched you climb up
I seen you come alive
From those very humble beginnings in
NW5

Though we face the final curtain
One thing remains, thats for certain
I will love you all my life
But without you in my life

I would give you everything
For just the smile you bring
For just the song to sing
I would give you everything
For just that smile you bring
For just that song to sing I sing now

So when you're near me, Darling, can't you hear me?
S. O. S.
The love you gave me, nothing else can save me
S. O. S.
When you're gone
How can I even try to go on?
When you're gone
Though I try how can I carry on?

For Reg and Herthab

We'll drink the drink to drink
To Lilly the pink, the pink, the pink
The saviour of the human race
She invented medicinal compound
She was efficacious in every case

Mr Fleers had sticky out ears
And it made him awful shy
So they gave him medicinal compound
Now he's learning how to fly

Rubber Tony was known to be boney
He would never eat his meals
So they gave him medicinal compound
Now they move him round on wheels

We'll drink the drink to drink
To Lilly the pink, the pink, the pink
The saviour of the human race
She invented medicinal compound
She was efficacious in every case

Ebenezer thought he was Julius Ceasar
So they put him in a home
Where they gave him medicinal compound
Now he's Emperor of Rome

Johnny Hammer had a terrible s-stammer
He could hardly s-say a word
So they gave him medicinal compound
Now he's seen, but never heard

Anty Millie ran willy-nilly
And her legs, they did recede
So they looked up medicinal compound
Now they call her Millipede

Jennifer Eccles had terrible freckles
And all the boys called her names
But she changed with medicinal compound
Now she joins in all the games

We'll drink the drink to drink
To Lilly the pink, the pink, the pink
The saviour of the human race
She invented medicinal compound
She was efficacious in every case

Lilly, the pink, she turned to drink
She filled up the bar with everything in sight
And in spite her medicinal compound
Sadly, pickle-Lilly died

Up to Heaven, her soul assended
All the church bells, they did ring
She took with her medicinal compound
Hark the herald angel sing

We'll drink the drink to drink
To Lilly the pink, the pink, the pink
The saviour of the human race
She invented medicinal compound
She was efficacious in every case

Nothing, it seems, lasts forever
People change just like the weather
Some for good and sometimes never
I hope things work out for the better
-------------------

Hi, my names Terry and I am going to enjoy myself first.

I, I I'm wondering why
I still love you
Je ne sais pas pourquoi
I still want you
Je ne sais pas pourquoi

Whenever dark turns to night
And all the dreams sing their song
And in the daylight forever
To you I belong

Day dreaming
Chain smoking
Always laughin
Always jokin
I remain the same
Did I tell you that I love you

Brush your teeth
And pour a cup of black coffee out
I love to watch you do that every day
The little things that you do

Coffee after brushing teeth

stupid lyrics

When the knights come along at the end of the day
Some were half-alive and some had run away
But Hear our triumph, hear our shout
We'll probably drink a barrel of ale and much, much more
Hoorah, Hoorah, Hoorah, Yea
Over the hill went the swords of a thousand men

Sex and drugs and rock and roll.
Is all my brain and body needs.

4 Ben
I'm just a Love Machine
Feeding my fantasy
Give me a kiss or three & I'm fine
I need a squeeze a day
'Stead of this negligee
What will the neighbours say this time

Sex and drugs and rock and roll

IS VERY GOOD INDEED!

Did you hear about my baby? She come around,
She come round here, her head to the ground?
Come round here just about midnight,
She makes me feel so good, make me feel all right.
She come round my street, now
She come to my house
Knock upon my door
Climbing up my stairs - one, two, three
Come on baby
Here she is in my room, oh boy
Hey what's your name?
How old are you?
Where'd you go to school?
Well, now that we know each other a little bit better,
Why don't you come over here and make me feel all right!

I feel pressure....
Pushing in my brain
The force caves in my head
My eyes eject slowly
Where's my knife?
I plunge my knife in
Inside my head
My veins are seeping
Warm streams of red
My tongue tastes so horrid
I must swallow it
Gore taste so scrumptious
Enough to wash it down with piss.

Keep the whole thing going, baby!

Lets all meet up in the year 2000.
Wont it be strange when were all fully grown.
Be there at 2 oclock by the fountain down the road.
I never knew that youd get married.
I would be living down here on my own on
That damp and lonely thursday years ago.

You were the first girl at school to get breasts.
Martyn said that yours were the best.

Mommies, I've been stealing your babies I gag the brat and then maybe...
I'll suck out his brain
You know... Dead kids, they're making me feel almost hard
Go get one from the school yard
He bled like a stuck pig

Chain reaction running through my veins
Pumps the bass line up into my brain
Screws my mind until I lose control
And when the building rocks I know Its got my soul

Holly came from miami f.l.a.
Hitch-hiked her way across the u.s.a.

Plucked her eyebrows on the way
Shaved her leg and then he was a she
She says, hey babe, take a walk on the wild side
Said, hey honey, take a walk on the wild side

Candy came from out on the island
In the backroom she was everybodys darling

But she never lost her head
Even when she was given head
She says, hey babe, take a walk on the wild side
Said, hey babe, take a walk on the wild side
And the coloured girls go

Something kinda ooh,
Jumping on my toot-toot
Something 'side of me,
Wants some part of you oo-ooh

Something kinda ooh,
Makes my heart go boom boom
Something 'side of me,
Wanting what you do oo-ooh

'attends si longtemps, c'est puissant, cette fois le voilà !
Qui peut remettre en question mon coeur qui bat ?

J'entends le rythme de mon coeur, oui, ce garçon me plait,
Il a tout pour lui, j'adore son petit accent français !

Ça se voit comme on est bien assortis,
Comme on pourrait danser toute la nuit
C'est juste qu'il veut causer, et je l'avoue,
Je comprends pas, mais vraiment rien du tout !
Nos langues nous séparent, nous repasserons,
J'aurais dû choisir un film avec option V.O.
Mais avant que tombe le générique il me faut ma réplique !

Je n'parle pas français alors laisse la funky musique faire parler nos corps d'accord ? Oh !
Je n'parle pas français alors laisse la funky musique nous faire danser ! Oh oh oh !
Je n'parle pas français alors laisse la funky musique faire parler nos corps d'accord ? Oh !
Je n'parle pas français alors laisse la funky musique nous faire danser ! Oh oh oh !

Je veux que tu me comprennes ! Les mots ne servent qu'à faire de la peine !
Demain qui s'en souviendra ? Viens plutôt contre moi !

whoop!!! I know that that is!

I thought you might.

I can't deny the way my
d-d-dirty mind is saying
"Lover, come and get me!" (get me)

But for a while I bought that d-d-dirty style,
when I discovered that it's sexy, sexy!

Are these boy/girl band songs?

Anyway.

Toucha toucha toucha toucha toucha touch me, I wanna feel dirty.
Feel me thrill me fulfill me.
creature of the night.

they are Girls aloud songs

Doctor jones, jones
Calling doctor jones
Doctor jones, doctor jones
Wake up now, wake up now

Ayepiyayioo, ayepiyayay
Ayepiyayioo, aaah
Ayepiyayioo, ayepiyayay
Ayepiyayioo, aaah


I'm lost  ???

I only dreamed that I would find,
A loving heart and open mind,
To see the real me,
And I hoped that you would be the one...

A chance to talk, a chance to grow,
I'll take the risk, let my feelings flow,
I've found the words, I need to say...

SUDDENLY YOU'RE SEEING ME, JUST THE WAY I AM!
SUDDENLY YOU'RE HEARING ME,
SO I'M TALKING JUST FAST AS I CAN, TO YOU!
SUDDENLY, EVERY PART OF ME,
NEEDS TO KNOW EVERY PART OF YOU!

And now I know that you are mine,
You bring me love and peace of mind.
You see the real me,
And I know that you're the key...

SUDDENLY YOU'RE SEEING ME, JUST THE WAY I AM!
SUDDENLY YOU'RE HEARING ME,
SO I'M TALKING JUST FAST AS I CAN, TO YOU!
SUDDENLY, EVERY PART OF ME,
NEEDS TO KNOW EVERY PART OF YOU!

(insert TEF instrumental conducted by flammableBen here followed by a key change ala Westlife)

SUDDENLY YOU'RE SEEING ME, JUST THE WAY I AM!
SUDDENLY YOU'RE HEARING ME,
SO I'M TALKING JUST FAST AS I CAN, TO YOU!
SUDDENLY, OPENLY, YOU'RE ALL I WANT!
ALL I NEED YOU TO BE!
SUDDENLY EVERY PART OF ME,
NEEDS TO KNOW EVERY PART OF YOU!

Just you...it's you...

Star trecking across the universe, only going forward cos' we can't find reverse.
Star trecking across the universe, on the spaceship Enterprise under Captain Kirk.

Come on and listen to my tale
It's a strange and sorry tale
That's gonna rock you
About a man, the drifting kind
Let the story now unwind
It's gonna shock you

Some people said he was a ghost
Wouldn't wanna be his host
Or just to meet him
And if he ever came their way
They'd be sticks and stones, I'd say
That would grieve him

He was a Steppenwolf, a lost and lonely one
He was a Steppenwolf, forever on the run
He was a Steppenwolf, with a forgotten past
He was a Steppenwolf, who found a love at last
He was a Steppenwolf

I said what about, breakfast at tiffanys
She said i think i remember the film
and as i recall i think that i kinda liked it
and i said, well thats one thing we got

Standing in the door of the Pink Flamingo crying in the rain

If you could read my mind love
What a tale my thoughts could tell
Just like an old time movie
bout a ghost from a wishin well
In a castle dark or a fortress strong
With chains upon my feet
You know that ghost is me
And I will never be set free
As long as Im a ghost that you cant see
If I could read your mind love
What a tale your thoughts could tell
Just like a paperback novel
The kind that drugstores sell
When you reach the part where the heartaches come
The hero would be me
But heroes often fail
And you wont read that book again
Because the endings just too hard to take

The piano has been drinking, my necktie is asleep
And the combo went back to New York, the jukebox has to take a leak
And the carpet needs a haircut, and the spotlight looks like a prison break
Cause the telephone's out of cigarettes, and the balcony is on the make(2)
And the piano has been drinking
The piano has been drinking, and the menus are all freezing
And the light man's blind in one eye and he can't see out of the other
And the piano tuner's got a hearing aid, and he showed up with his mother
And the piano has been drinking
The piano has been drinking
As the bouncer(3) is a sumo wrestler, cream-puff(4) Casper Milktoast(5)
And the owner is a mental midget with the IQ of a fence post
Cause the piano has been drinking
The piano has been drinking
And you can't find your waitress with a Geiger counter
And she hates you and your friends and you just can't get served without her
And the box-office is drooling, and the bar stools are on fire
And the newspapers were fooling, and the ashtrays have retired
Cause the piano has been drinking
The piano has been drinking
The piano has been drinking
not me
not me
not me
not me
not
me

Girls Aloud to Tom Waits via the likes of Aqua and Deep Blue Something.

A proud moment for TEF.

If I drink enough Jack Daniels I can do a passable Tom Waits impression!

How about this:

Miss, you don't know me
But can't we pretend
That we care for eachother
Til the band reach the end

One steps for aching, 2 steps for breaking, Waltzings for dreamers and the losers in love.

Always loved that.  First song I ever heard of tom waits' when it was on the tube with a plasticine tom singing it and reflecting the images in the song.

Ah memories!

forty years worth of jack daniels, i presume? it's awesome. i went into a bar in little rock where they had a pianist who took requests, myself and an american girl i met thought it'd be amusing to request it thinking he wouldn't know it - he did a fucking brilliant rendition of it.

certainly an awesome memory

We're not gonna maaaake it, no no,
we're not gonna maaake it,
'cos there's a million better bands, with a million better songs,
and singers who can sing, and drummers who can drum.

I know it wasn't intended to be funny, but that story made me laugh. Nice.  8)

we're gonna be the band
that writes the song
that makes israel and palestine get along

I can't play drums, and I can't really sing,
I tried to play guitar, but it's got far too many strings,
I play bass.

It's got four strings, I only use two,
Never worked out what the others do,
I play bass.

Still don't know quite why I'm here,
Never mind, I'll get another beer,
I play bass.

Can't find an actual link to the song, but the bloke playing bass along to it does really well...until the stupidly difficult bit.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Sw60jzxbNKM

God that brought a tear to my eye Sussex
I wanted to put a net curtain over my head and pretend to by Kylie all over again

I had an uncle who once played
For Red Star Belgrade

Apologise for resurrecting an old thread to get it back on topic, but can I have 'Should've gone to Specsavers' as my thing please? Some little Stockportonian said it to me today - the ultimate irony of course being that I DID go to Specsavers. Anyway, I'd like it commemorated :D