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Title: I just seen something horrible.
Post by: blinkpip on Sunday, May 8, 2005, 20:32:15
I was on the local field about half an hour ago and these two big women started flashing their tits in front of me and my mates. :shock:


Title: I just seen something horrible.
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Sunday, May 8, 2005, 20:40:21
When you say big....how big?


Title: I just seen something horrible.
Post by: Whits on Sunday, May 8, 2005, 20:42:51
more than a handfull?


Title: I just seen something horrible.
Post by: blinkpip on Sunday, May 8, 2005, 20:44:40
Massive. If it was a fit young ladie, I wouldn't be here now.
Sumo fits these women best.
Anyone here like a bit of beef on the bone?


Title: I just seen something horrible.
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Sunday, May 8, 2005, 20:46:13
I can think of more horrible things.

     Photos would have been good BP.


Title: I just seen something horrible.
Post by: yeo on Sunday, May 8, 2005, 20:49:41
You should have phoned the police and got them arrested for flashing :soapy tit wank:


Title: I just seen something horrible.
Post by: sonicyouth on Sunday, May 8, 2005, 20:50:18
Quote from: "Reg Smeeton"
Photos would have been good BP.


Photos would not have been good.


Title: I just seen something horrible.
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Sunday, May 8, 2005, 20:52:42
You can have a lot of fun with fat birds.....I'm not talking dangerously overweight here but large ladies.


Title: I just seen something horrible.
Post by: blinkpip on Sunday, May 8, 2005, 20:52:50
Quote from: "Yeovil Red"
You should have phoned the police and got them arrested for flashing :soapy tit wank:

I rather promote women flashing  :P


Title: I just seen something horrible.
Post by: blinkpip on Sunday, May 8, 2005, 20:53:23
Quote from: "Reg Smeeton"
You can have a lot of fun with fat birds.....I'm not talking dangerously overweight here but large ladies.

I think you got a story to tell. go on.


Title: I just seen something horrible.
Post by: yeo on Sunday, May 8, 2005, 20:55:56
Pippy every man should have at least 1 fat bird story.


Title: I just seen something horrible.
Post by: blinkpip on Sunday, May 8, 2005, 21:01:27
Quote from: "Yeovil Red"
Pippy every man should have at least 1 fat bird story.

I did go out with one once. Years ago, But I didn't go the full way with her.
And I am glad.  :wink:


Title: I just seen something horrible.
Post by: DMR on Sunday, May 8, 2005, 21:01:43
Go on the Yeovil


Title: I just seen something horrible.
Post by: yeo on Sunday, May 8, 2005, 21:05:27
I haven't got one.

Well I have but its only the usual too much booze and how the hell did that get there story.


Title: I just seen something horrible.
Post by: blinkpip on Sunday, May 8, 2005, 21:14:01
My work boss told me a story the other day. He was working in Turkey and he and his pals got drunk one night, he woke up in a someone's bed the next day and seen a nice woman next to him. He went to shower and she follow soon after.
While he was washing this women drop her towel and he notice that she/he had a penis.
He flip and rushed out her place. True stroy he still embarassed  :oops: about it.
He told me nothing went on? I not sure I believe that.


Title: I just seen something horrible.
Post by: yeo on Sunday, May 8, 2005, 21:18:32
My brothers mate has shagged a dwarf 8)

Also the same lad when he was a young teenager he went to the docters complaining of discharge under his foreskin,it turned out he'd never washed his nob and it was loads of nob cheese :shock:


Title: I just seen something horrible.
Post by: Simon Pieman on Sunday, May 8, 2005, 21:25:03
Quote from: "Yeovil Red"
My brothers mate has shagged a dwarf 8)

Also the same lad when he was a young teenager he went to the docters complaining of discharge under his foreskin,it turned out he'd never washed his nob and it was loads of nob cheese :shock:


sick


Title: I just seen something horrible.
Post by: blinkpip on Sunday, May 8, 2005, 21:43:29
Yeah that was really sick, Yeovil. I can't eat cheese again.


Title: I just seen something horrible.
Post by: DMR on Monday, May 9, 2005, 19:31:40
Quote from: "Yeovil Red"
My brothers mate has shagged a dwarf 8)

Also the same lad when he was a young teenager he went to the docters complaining of discharge under his foreskin,it turned out he'd never washed his nob and it was loads of nob cheese :shock:


For FUCKS SAKE man


Title: I just seen something horrible.
Post by: yeo on Monday, May 9, 2005, 19:49:09
:soapy tit wank: