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Title: A Plymouth Fan Writes.......
Post by: Minnesota Fats on Wednesday, August 27, 2008, 14:01:32

to the tune of 'Stan' by Eminem

My team's gone bad I'm wondering why I..
got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window..
and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'd all be gray,
but my Argyle picture on my wall
It reminds me, that it's not so bad,
it's not so bad..


Dear Luggy, I came but you still ain't winnin
I left my voice, my heart, and my dreams all at the stadium
You said you wanted two strikers back in autumn, you must not-a got em
There probably was a problem with the WAG’s or something
Sometimes I wonder what’s with Summers? I just don’t get him
Jumpin around like a fish out of water, confidence shot, it’s a real sin!
Whats whit Clark too, ok on the right but on the other!
Always out of position, whats the point? Why bother?
Don’t even get me started on Gary Sawyer.
I read about your Illness too I'm sorry
It took real courage to come out with that sad story.
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
I even liked you when we lost 4-1 at Cardiff man,
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures n’ that
I like the shit you did with Wednesday & Swindon too, that shit was phat
Anyways, I’m tryin real hard to belive,
Then you go and tell us Easter wants to leave
just to win, three points before September, your biggest fan
This is Devonportender not Stan

My team's gone bad I'm wondering why I..
got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window..
and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'd all be gray,
but my Argyle picture on my wall
It reminds me, that it's not so bad,
it's not so bad..


Dear Paul Stapleton, you still ain't spoke or wrote, I hope you have a chance
I ain't mad - I just think it's Messed Up you don't answer fans
If you didn't wanna talk to me outside your car
you didn't have to, but you coulda signed an autograph for my Ma
Where’s the millions man, you’ve only spent a few
We turned up in our thousand for you,
four games and we’ve just drawn one
That's pretty shitty man - you're Chairman sort it out
We wants to be just like you man, we likes Argyle like you
I ain't that mad though, I just don't like being lied to
Remember when we got promoted - you said if we turned up
you would invest in the team - see I remember in a way
I never seen Simon Walton play;
he used to be rated by Charlton in the Premiership I hear
I can relate to that if he turns it on down here
so we need some more midfielders, and we need to bring 'em on
cause I don't really rate what we’ve got, watchin them makes me so depressed
I even got a tattoo of Argyle across my chest
Sometimes I even watch other teams to see how much it hurts
It's like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me
Wanna believe everything you say is real, and respect you cause you tell it
My girlfriend's jealous cause I think about Argyle 24/7
But she don't know football like I know football Mr Chairman, no one does
She don't know what it was like for people like us growin up
You gotta tell us man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose
Where’s the money Paul -- P.S.
We should be winning too

My team's gone bad I'm wondering why I..
got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window..
and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'd all be gray,
but my Argyle picture on my wall
It reminds me, that it's not so bad,
it's not so bad..


Title: Re: A Plymouth Fan Writes.......
Post by: Rich Pullen on Wednesday, August 27, 2008, 14:02:23
I saw that MF old boy - Alot of effort, perhaps - too much effort.


Title: Re: A Plymouth Fan Writes.......
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Wednesday, August 27, 2008, 14:12:47
Hilarious! one a slight side note - did anyone see the Plymuff chairman showing soccer Am round the ground? "this is the home toilets...this is the away toilets" wow it was exciting stuff   


Title: Re: A Plymouth Fan Writes.......
Post by: Batch on Wednesday, August 27, 2008, 14:25:45
Hilarious! one a slight side note - did anyone see the Plymuff chairman showing soccer Am round the ground? "this is the home toilets...this is the away toilets" wow it was exciting stuff   

Did the home toilet have Andrex and the away toilet have that shiny tracing paper stuff found in school bogs in the 1970s?


Title: Re: A Plymouth Fan Writes.......
Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Wednesday, August 27, 2008, 14:29:50
yeah it pretty much looked that way
P.S I think that toilet roll was off of the 80s as well as we had it at our school

or maybe just cause it was Calne  :-[


Title: Re: A Plymouth Fan Writes.......
Post by: Simon Pieman on Wednesday, August 27, 2008, 16:48:11
Calne is more backward than the 80s.


Title: Re: A Plymouth Fan Writes.......
Post by: wheretherealredsare on Wednesday, August 27, 2008, 16:57:19
Calne has toilets? Well, slap my thighs!


Title: Re: A Plymouth Fan Writes.......
Post by: Bogus Dave on Thursday, August 28, 2008, 12:07:14
Calne has toilets? Well, slap my thighs!

Its more a communal hole in the ground


Title: Re: A Plymouth Fan Writes.......
Post by: THE FLASH on Thursday, August 28, 2008, 12:13:57
Top shout Batch.........Izel loo paper..used to slip up yer back if you werent careful!!


Title: Re: A Plymouth Fan Writes.......
Post by: Batch on Thursday, August 28, 2008, 12:43:09
That's it, Izal! It's the least absorbent substance devised by man. So naturally lets use it in schools as toilet paper. Bloody Thatcher.


Note to however orders the away changing room bog roll. Get it here:

http://www.dooyoo.co.uk/household-products/izal-toilet-paper/



Title: Re: A Plymouth Fan Writes.......
Post by: THE FLASH on Friday, August 29, 2008, 08:08:47
30 minutes later..........the terrible itch began!!