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Title: Farting.
Post by: BANGKOK RED on Tuesday, July 22, 2008, 16:26:00
Tis great innit.

Over the years I have found that a strategic ripper at the right time never fails to appease (Me).

I have just released a silent job that I thought would go un-noticed yet it was a joy to watch better half scrambling for the air freshener.

I think that farting is one of the greatest gifts that a man/woman can posses.

Discuss.


Title: Re: Farting.
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Tuesday, July 22, 2008, 16:29:47
 I like a good fanny fart.....obviously not by me.


Title: Re: Farting.
Post by: BANGKOK RED on Tuesday, July 22, 2008, 16:37:45
Damn you Reg for turning this intellectual topic of debate into one of sleaze and toilet humour.

Some people, Really.


Title: Re: Farting.
Post by: axs on Tuesday, July 22, 2008, 16:39:22
I enjoy the way men can fart and be funny but if a woman farts everyone looks at her like the scum of the earth  :D


Title: Re: Farting.
Post by: Arriba on Tuesday, July 22, 2008, 16:40:14
unless she fanny farts after a mighty rodgering:)


Title: Re: Farting.
Post by: axs on Tuesday, July 22, 2008, 16:41:57
unless she fanny farts after a mighty rodgering:)

they don't smell though. you have to laugh at fanny farts, if you ignore a good one then you take life too seriously.


Title: Re: Farting.
Post by: Chubbs on Tuesday, July 22, 2008, 16:49:39
why is it that when you do the smelliest fart yourself you can handle the smell but when someone eles does it, its vile


Title: Re: Farting.
Post by: Sussex on Tuesday, July 22, 2008, 16:52:43
Stuffing your other halfs head under the duvet after an absolute ripper is a must. It's in the bloke book of un-written rules as a sign of affection.


Title: Re: Farting.
Post by: Panda Paws on Tuesday, July 22, 2008, 16:53:38
To quote Fat Bastard ....

Ooooooowwwwwwwwwwwnnnnnnnnnnnn braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5110hk9W71E


Title: Re: Farting.
Post by: BANGKOK RED on Tuesday, July 22, 2008, 17:02:22
Stuffing your other halfs head under the duvet after an absolute ripper is a must. It's in the bloke book of un-written rules as a sign of affection.

Indeedy.

In these tropical zones with many days that have little or no wind/breeze, I have mastered the art of walking ahead of the girl(s), and leaving a little scent parcel for them to walk into. This technique is hugely satisfying I can tell thee.


Title: Re: Farting.
Post by: Sippo on Tuesday, July 22, 2008, 17:06:26
I have awful egg wind at the moment.

I'm going for a dump.


Title: Re: Farting.
Post by: tans on Tuesday, July 22, 2008, 19:17:12
Stuffing your other halfs head under the duvet after an absolute ripper is a must. It's in the bloke book of un-written rules as a sign of affection.

ah yes, the dutch oven!


Title: Re: Farting.
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Tuesday, July 22, 2008, 22:06:04
  I was thinking of this thread earlier, when I had a resonant rumble in the bath. Always a pleasure...a particular skill is to get the bubbles to run along under your thighs open at the knees and release the gas....you don't need to spend a fortune to have fun, or you can just light them  :blowup:


Title: Re: Farting.
Post by: DV on Tuesday, July 22, 2008, 22:37:10
Bloke I used to work with was terrible, not only did he have the most rotton, stale veggie farts ever......but if he ever did one he would always leave his desk, walk away then the rest of us would have get the smell, retch then continue to blame each other....silent and deadly

the classic *his name* drop and run!