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Right guy's (and gals), hoping you can settle a small domestic at home! :D

I noticed this morning as I was cleaning me teeth, the missus came in the bathroom for a shower, got undressed, sat on the loo for a quick pee, flushed the toilet before finaly getting in the shower.

Now don't get me wrong, I consider myself to be as hygenic as the next bloke (for what thats worth) but all I said to my missus was something along the lines of 'why not just pee in the shower and save a bit of time and water?' She was absolutely disgusted at this suggestion and was horrified when i told her I did it all the time :-[

So guy's, am i some sort of dirty tramp or is she just being snobbish? I can't believe for a minute there's not another bloke on here who likes the old tinkle during a shower?

I used to, but the shower in my current residence has a habit of leaving a bit of water floating around the lower half inch of your foot a bit too long for comfort.

A better shower and I'd have no problem at all.

Do you also pee in public swimming pools and shit in the sea?

Yes you are a dirty vagrant likely to think your second home is a park bench. Here is a TV theme to make you feel at home.

THERE'S A VOICE,
THAT KEEPS ON CALLING ME.
DOWN THE ROAD,
IS WHERE I'LL ALWAYS BE.
EVERY STOP I MAKE,
I'LL MAKE A NEW FRIEND.
CAN'T STAY FOR LONG, JUST TURN AROUND AND I'M GONE AGAIN.

MAYBE TOMORROW, I'LL WANNA SETTLE DOWN,
UNTIL TOMORROW, I'LL JUST KEEP MOVING ON

DOWN THIS ROAD, THAT NEVER SEEMS TO END,
WHERE NEW ADVENTURE, LIES JUST AROUND THE BEND

SO IF YOU WANNA JOIN ME FOR A WHILE,
JUST GRAB YOUR HAT, COME TRAVEL LIGHT,
THAT'S HOBO STYLE.

MAYBE TOMORROW, I'LL WANT TO SETTLE DOWN,
UNTIL TOMORROW, THE WHOLE WORLD IS MY HOME

SO IF YOU WANNA JOIN ME FOR A WHILE,
JUST GRAB YOUR HAT, COME TRAVEL LIGHT,
THAT'S HOBO STYLE.

MAYBE TOMORROW, I'LL WANT TO SETTLE DOWN,
UNTIL TOMORROW, I'LL JUST KEEP MOVING ON.

I often shower and pee at teh same time, first time the mrs stayed over she heard it (its an en suite so you can hear most stuff) what I do not get is the fact she heard it? I mean surely its ounds like water? I no longer do this

I piss in the bath.

No, I don't pee in the shower. Surely you'd just get piss all over yourself?

Not relly Sam, a bit like in a urinal you don't... just aim for the plug hole

I piss in the sink whilst brushing my teeth. Now that's multi-tasking.  :)

I shit in the bed.

Now that's hardcore......

After reading that I have a mental image of a man wanting to take a slash in the shower, as he does he's unable to control his member and ends up peeing all over himself, in a comedy kind of way, like an unlucky Alf situation.

Ah, I didn't take into account that there would be aiming involved.

But I still couldn't pee in the shower.

Apparently Urine cures smelly feet, if anyone feels the need to test this out be my guest.

If a mans gotta go, a mans gotta go...

I think it would be harder for gurls as you would have to sort of coupee down so as not to piddle on your legs

 Soaking your feet in a piss pot, is a well known treatment for chilblains, these bad boys are a bit like trench foot, only not so severe.  They're caused by feet getting cold and damp on a regular basis...not sure how common they'd be now.

By continually pissing on them ?

  Nah....it used to be a pre global warming thing when we had cold winters.

I piss in the shower sometimes. Normally only if i've got in the shower and then decided i need a piss and can't be bothered to dry myself to get out and have a piss.

i have been known to have a piss in the shower.not a regular thing mind

uuuurrrrgggghhh

 Ralphy...you surprise me.  I'd only ever micturate in a shower under the most exceptional of circumstances...eg absolutely busting....or bird into watersports.

Have to pee in the bath...the water makes me want to go,i try to do it discreetly,so the spiders dont blush.

A shower I can vaguely understand, but the bath? that's minging.

Not really AXS....bath water is piss anyway...just recycled and slightly purified!

It's the recycling and purification that makes it not piss.

Wondered why mine was yellow.